very rhink

today I had an accidental nap and I had this super vivid dream that there was a GMMore where Rhett was ranting about public displays of affection and how unnecessary they are and how there’s something weird about couples wanting everyone to watch them make out, and mid-sentence, Link leaned over and planted a big, wet smooch on the corner of Rhett’s mouth. and Rhett tried to keep on going with his rant as if nothing had happened, but Link was sitting there staring at him all smug and smirking, and Rhett just couldn’t control those traitorous, happy little cheekies, and he started to turn bright red, and then he started stuttering, and finally he just cast a sidelong look at Link with a little secret smile and just muttered “Okay, we gotta cut here.” and the episode just ended, and then we as a fandom collectively crashed tumblr’s servers the end

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Glassesed Half - thisiscyrene - Rhett & Link [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Whoa boy, so I wrote fic for the absolute first time ever in my entire life. Thank you so so so much @mythicaliz for encouraging me to write this, for the brilliant editorial comments, and for helping me come up with a title.

Rhink fandom is full of amazingly creative and talented writers, so needless to say I am absolutely terrified to be sharing this right now. Y’all are an impressive bunch. 

This is pure filth; it’s all I’m really good for.

“We just think it’s funny to create awkwardness. it just seems to often be misinterpretted as something else…” - Link

Okay but, there’s A LOT of ways to create awkwardness without:

1. Taping yourself to your best friend and practically grind yourself against his crotch.

2. Role- play that you’re kissing him (albeit through the hands of your employee) while sweet- talking

3. Dress up in high heels and tight jeans and openly admire eachothers butts and OH DID I MENTION ALSO SPANK EACHOTHER???!!!!

I don’t know Link, you make it very hard NOT to “misinterpret” it as something else but whatever you say sweetie, whatever you say …

anonymous asked:

So I was rewatching TMS ep. 2 feat Tony Hale. Rhett was talking about how in some species the males were prettier than the females and then he asked Tony if he thought that was true in humans while briefly looking at Link and my hear melted. P.S. Anon message 'cause I don't have a Tumblr account yet. Just wanted to share this with you.

I love that moment! I’ve replayed it so many times… Did that now too, thank you for reminding me this perfect little moment exists! :)

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Feeling unsettled about not seeing each other. (x)

After physical touching Rhink moments Link..

…ALWAYS CHECK OUT HIS PANTS

After Ghost scene wheel (touching hands from behind)

After sitcom wheel (face to face) (note: this one his hands were kinda already there so no much trouble to check)

After ballroom dancing wheel (dancing close)

After soap opera wheel (rhett strong grab)

After hugging until death wheel (hug on the floor)

After highjacking car wheel (sitting on Rhetts lap)

After newsical kiss

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Link’s wearing a t-shirt underneath. (x)

I’m sorry, but why does no one ever TALK ABOUT THIS

anonymous asked:

What is the chapstick challenge?

when one of them put chapstick on and the other tries to figure out the flavor of it. some people just smell the other’s lips but usually it ends up in kissing each other to taste the flavor… so randl doing it i think would be very interesting