very proud actually

You might be a green witch if....

- your grimoire/book of shadows is just a seed catalog.

- you start planning your garden the way an expectant parent starts planning the nursery.

- you question whether you’re a green witch or just a gardener, but you decide that they’re close enough and it doesn’t really matter.

- while other witches hoard bottles, crystals, tarot decks, etc., you just hoard seeds.

- you talk about your plants the way obnoxious parents talk about their children: “And my little one here just graduated to a bigger pot. I’m very proud.”

- and actually you do hoard bottles, too, but they’re all full of seeds.

The Signs as Just Voltron Things™
  • Aries: Lance dabbing
  • Taurus: Thace is Keith's dad theory
  • Gemini: Pidge's gender discourse
  • Cancer: Galra!Keith angst
  • Leo: Coran's cooking
  • Virgo: Hunk's spork logic
  • Libra: Lance's suppressed bisexuality
  • Scorpio: Shiro with a daddy kink
  • Sagittarius: Allura benchpressing the rest of the team
  • Capricorn: Keith's mullet
  • Aquarius: Age discourse
  • Pisces: Shiro not dying
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Trump expected to sign an executive order calling for a voter fraud investigation

  • Trump will sign an executive order Thursday to create a commission to investigate his claims of voter fraud and voter suppression (ABC News)
  • Vice President Mike Pence and Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach will lead the “Presidential Commission on Election Integrity,” which will seek to look into “vulnerabilities” in the country’s voting process.
  • The commission will include members from both sides of the aisle, and will issue a report on what it finds regarding alleged voter fraud “sometime in 2018.” Read more (5/11/17)

Trump says he may finally release his tax returns — after he leaves office

  • In an interview with the Economist on May 4, Trump, asked if he planned to appease the voters, journalists and Senate Democrats who have clamored for the tax documents to be released, responded, “I doubt it.”
  • “Nobody cares about my tax return except for the reporters,” he said. “Oh, at some point I’ll release them. Maybe I’ll release them after I’m finished because I’m very proud of them actually. I did a good job.” Read more (5/11/17)

Sean Spicer wants you to know he did not hide “in” the bushes — he was “among” them

  • In an editor’s note appended to a Wednesday Washington Post story, the paper clarified that Sean Spicer was not hiding “in” the bushes after the firing of FBI director Jim Comey, but rather hiding “among” the bushes.
  • “This story has been updated to more precisely describe White House press secretary Sean Spicer’s location late Tuesday night in the minutes before he briefed reporters,” the editor’s note reads. “Spicer huddled with his staff among bushes near television sets on the White House grounds, not ‘in the bushes,’ as the story originally stated.” Read more (5/11/17)
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POC Potter Week: Saturday
AU Day - Medieval

Hermione Granger
Draco Malfoy
Luna Lovegood
Cedric Diggory

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heres your 159 piece chicken tender order

aka,, my art blog turned 1 year old this may!  ✨✨✨

I’ve been drawing with the intent of improving for not quite two years now and I honestly wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for all my friends’ and your support and encouragement. I’ve been through a lot in the last year, both good and bad, and the one thing that’s always been my safe space is being able to draw my favorite boy. So thank you all for pushing me and keeping me afloat even when all I want to do is give up. 

And a huge thank you to Tendou, my muse, my prince, my inspiration, my everything, because without him I wouldn’t still be here in existence. 💜 I owe him sosososo much.

Thank you for sticking with me, and here’s to another year of Tendou!! 💜

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Made some random Life Is Strange icons cause I’m total trash! All are 500x500, feel free to use them!

anonymous asked:

hi there! ; 7 ; do you think i could request a soulmate au scenario w/ kaminari? i can imagine the one with 'the first words your soulmate says to you are tattooed on your body since you were born' and then he meets her in a really silly way and his first words are ridiculous? omg thank you so much in advance!!

Fucking green herons, man.

That sentence had haunted (y/n) from the moment of her birth. Yeah, it did give her the rights to brag ‘I knew the meme before it happened’, but it did make her question what her soulmate was like.

However, she soon got over the line, as it became a part of her daily routine. 

One of the cons, she’d realised, was that she wouldn’t have to worry about missing her soulmate. So many people had generic sentences like ‘I’m sorry’, but she had never encountered a single person who told her ‘Fucking green herons, man’, first sentence or not.

Currently, she was out shopping with her friends. Or, she had been shopping with them until they got separated in the crowd.

Well, it could be expected, since it was the Christmas season, but the sheer amount of people was a bit too much.

Just as she saw an exit in the crowd, someone stepped in front of her, seemingly mistaking her for one of his friends.

“Fucking green herons, man. I’m telling you, those birds are crazy.”

(y/n) could only stare at him in disbelief.

“Are… you alright?”

Realising his mistake, the boy in front of her started panicking slightly. 

“I’m perfectly fine, thanks for asking!”

After getting over the initial shock of meeting someone in such a bizarre way, (y/n) was hit with what was said to her.

“Wait, did you just say something about green herons?”

“Yeah, sorry about that… I was telling my friends about a video I saw on the internet. I swear I’m not crazy.”

Feeling the excitement build in her chest, (y/n) yanked her sleeve upwards, revealing her wrist with the words on it.

“No, no, I think you might be my soulmate!”

The boy just stared at her, causing (y/n)’s stomach to drop.

“I’m sorry… Do you have something else on your wrist?”

That caused the boy to snap out of his thoughts and smile brightly. 

“Of course not! I was just surprised someone so cute is my soulmate!
I’m Kaminari Denki! And your name is?”

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the rest is under the cut because there are too many lmao

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