very pretentious

y’all: i’m not gonna watch the trc show if [x] and [y] and [z]

me, with my popcorn already popped: ……………………………

  • Gryffindor: Ravenclaw you look like a person who play chess in her free time?
  • Ravenclaw: No, I do not.
  • Hufflepuff (overhears): She's more of a Scrabble person and very pretentious when she's playing.
  • Ravenclaw: That is outrageous I...
  • Hufflepuff (Continues): She will scoff at your word choice. Totally ignore her set of rules and use the word "poop" to win the game.
  • Slytherin (turns page): That's my girl.
Why Ryan Ross is probably the most relatable person ever
  • He used to be a huge Mcr and Fall Out Boy fanboy
  • He collected merch, met them after concerts
  • Got his ears gauged as a teen
  • He used to wear eyeliner.
  • Voluntarily did loads of intricate makeup
  • He’s had lots of very emo haircuts
  • Took bad selfies and posted them on the internet
  • Ran a blog on LiveJournal
  • Didn’t fit in at school
  • Didn’t get along with his family
  • He was kinda (very) pretentious
  • He wrote emo lyrics about his life
  • Desperately wanted to get out of his town
  • Insecure about his appearance, his voice
  • Into dark themed books/movies
  • Tends to fall down/injure himself
  • Has a unique fashion sense that a lot of people would call weird
  • He likes playing instruments
  • Genuinely likes reading and writing
  • Takes regrettable decisions
  • He really likes getting into specific aesthetics
  • He’s dyed/highlighted his hair (black,blue, green, silver)
  • Likes dressing up and costumes
  • Awkward as Fuck
  • He wears a single earring these days
  • Likes using emojis
  • He likes animals more than people
  • He’s painfully underappreciated

He’s been through everything we experience. And I just. Yeah.

The Dad Character of the Day is:


Teba from Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

most draco days
  • Draco: *pissed off* Harry Potter can go suck my fucking dick
  • Person: but doesn't he already
  • Draco: you shut the hell up

anonymous asked:

leela that liveshow was. a lot. so cute. Dan talking about love made me 👀

it was definitely a lot oh my god. one of my favorites in a long time and a real treasure trove of open stories, asides, opinions, and general insights into his mind, his opinions on work, his life, and of course, yes, his thoughts on love. i almost wondered if he was a little bit tipsy from the sushi dinner he mentioned going on since he’s always sort of told us that he’s pretty sensitive to wine (he was tipsy while editing that sims video when he left the flipside christmas party in december and he’d only had one glass of wine?) because honestly there was so much rambling and vulnerability in this that i wasn’t prepared for. uhhh, brace yourselves bc this is like,, the longest shit i’ve written about them in ages. i can always count on a dan live show to bring out my inner desires to write an actual novel haha

INSIGHTS ABOUT HIMSELF

the meditation bit. that was so lovely on so many levels. to know that he’s tried meditating is one thing. to watch him try to walk us through some of the fundamental tenets of a meditative mindset was another. it was so fascinating to me to hear him confirm the way in which he feels plagued by the onslaught of noise in his life, and crucially, for him, that’s all online noise—he kept talking about imaginary conversations, how all of our communication is text on the internet, and that he ingests so many of those voices constantly and always feels their presence. even though that is a generalizable thing that all of us suffer from, to an extent, in a world where we’re so digitally connected, it’s staggering to think about the scale on which he has to deal with all of the white noise and that all of it is both distressing to him and also inescapable in that it’s the foundation of his career. i just see dan as being someone who is so internally conflicted about so many things and that includes, most centrally, the role of the internet and his presence on it, and it doesn’t take much reaching to understand why he must love and hate it in equal measure.

the hydration campaign. y’all i’ve been trying to track every stay hydrated mention since the one in pinof 8 when they literally made like a psa, with no explanation or context, about the importance of water and staying hydrated and just stuck it in the middle of that vid. i’ve lost track though bc they’ve worked it into nearly every video they’ve made since then and i WANT TO KNOW WHAT ITS ABOUT. i am adamant that it’s an inside joke of some sort. i don’t think they actually give a fuck how much water we drink lol. so today when dan was like “i need to find a way to work that into the next video .. .might already be in it,” and then at the end when he said he needs to leave to go “get hydrated,” i was living bc it was the most open confirmation yet that this is something they’re so intentionally doing and working into their vids. idk if it’s just a funny thing but … my instinct is that it has some sort of deeper meaning that only they know and i’m ANNOYED THEYRE ALLOWED TO RUB THESE JOKES RIGHT IN OUR FACES UGH. jk they can carry on w their married behavior but. i want it all to lead to some sort of announcement that they’re starting a joint bottled water business at the very least. or maybe its just a euphemism for sex. who knows. ugh

dan acknowledging his pretentiousness about music is all i’ve ever wanted. it’s so funny to me how just his self-awareness that he is very pretentious and particular about his tastes is all i needed to forgive him for all of it because what pissed me off more than anything ever about dan’s approach to talking about music were his flimsy attempts at trying to act like he was so accepting and tolerant of all people’s music tastes and that he’s some sort of diplomatic saint who respects and celebrates everyone’s preferences bc … literally no he fucking doesn’t he has never even tried to make it convincing hahah. so him just outright apologizing for it today in his usual self-deprecating fashion was like the funniest, best thing to me bc god at least he knows and realizes and like maybe now he can actually work on talking about music in the deeper and complex ways that he so clearly wants to. also as a music snob in my own right i feel him on this and i’ve always just found it way easier to preface every conversation w the clear statement that these r just my own standards and i’m a douche and i’m never actually trying to disrespect anyone who might like different things than me. anyway, i love dan

INSIGHTS ABOUT WORK & LIFE

i suspected and even posted about the fact that unexpected things might have happened this week that caused phil to be delayed in posting his video and dan to be all but silent on twitter for several days. i speculated dan may not have been in a good place this week based on his silence and also the way he seemed to teeter on the brink of quite overt negativity during last week’s live show. to me, today’s live show seemed fully in the throes of that negative headspace. there was a resurgence of bleak little comments about how he’s tired (of living), how he looks like a rat and doesn’t want to be reminded about the reality of his existence, how his life is a joke, how he can’t comprehend that anyone could draw inspiration from his videos or that his stories could brighten people’s days, etc. etc. all said as casual asides and mostly followed by little laughs as is his norm, but it was very reminiscent to me of the time in early january around his 2016 memes video and his first couple live shows of the year where he talked so frequently about craving death and feeling anxious and judging his own work output too harshly, and the constant pressure of scrutiny from his audience. i don’t think this live show was as bad as all of that but it’s clear that things might be a bit difficult right now and dan confirmed that himself when he stated that it’s been a challenging week in ways he can’t talk about with us yet. i was so interested to hear him say we could ask him about it in like five months though. literally,,, i put it in my calendar for august because i’m just so curious. we have almost no hints to go off of in terms of speculating about what it could be, but to me the fact that we would be able to ask him five months from now seems to suggest that it’s not personal (i jokingly wrote in tags that he and phil had gotten in a tiff this week lol) bc if it was he wouldn’t mention it at all i don’t think and definitely at the very least wouldn’t have given us such a specific timeframe about when we could ask about it. it’s likely work-related bc of that timeframe: a new project of some sort that will be out later this year, for which perhaps several planning meetings or deadlines had to happen/be met this week? it’s hard to say why that would put dan in such a negative headspace but he’s said before that he gets that way when he’s sleep deprived and he did just seem very very tired beneath everything. … also possible it could be about moving? maybe house hunting was very stressful and didn’t go to plan. late summer (five months from now) would be a fitting time for them to have made their move, and really it’s the only other possible thing i can think of with a timeframe that dan would specifically tell us. in any case,,, mark your cals for august y’all bc i actually can’t wait to hear more insights about this week even if we have to wait months for them.

that being said, the new dinof video is coming tmrw or the day after and he was still pretty vague about what it will be about. as i spelled out in completely unnecessary detail after last week’s live show i believe he was going to make the video about dropping the dinof user name but then changed his mind (this is the video he referenced today when he said “i was going to make a video but then decided it should be the next one” before going on like a 3-min rant about how sometimes he just feels the timing isn’t right to post a particular video.) so that leaves the field wide open for what this next vid could be. the only other hint we got was that it could be kink-related because the premium he opened that said “kinkshame me daddy” prompted him to say “well you’ll like my next vid,” but then he quickly walked it back as though to dispel anyone’s expectations that it would be kink-related? it was all a bit confusing. on that subject he did note down the idea of doing a video about going to the dentist back in a february live show, so there’s a high possibility to me that it could be about that since it’s like sort of (maybe jokingly) a kink for him, but he wouldn’t want to tease something that’s mostly NOT about kinks by saying it’s kink-related, hence his rapid back-tracking. but like. tbh who knows … dan is confusing and could pull something totally out of left field behind all of this quibbling. i mostly ardently agree with the way he told us to feel about it, which is to have literally no expectations or theories about what it could be hahah … best advice he’s ever given tbh

confirmation that he and phil will attend playlist this year, and a sort of allusion to the traditional lester clan april holiday in florida. probably means that he will join them again this year. it was kind of nice to hear him basically walk us through how all of their decisions about conventions and travel are made jointly, even months and months into the future, and to have no qualms with sharing that. he also just kept reiterating vaguely that they might have plans at various points of the year and idk about y’all but i feel like he’s trying his hardest to let us know that those plans involve each other and probs always will. could be work things (the same project that may have caused them stress this week), could, as he said in his own words back in january, be “life things.” could be both. but regardless, the plans are always danandphil things, both of them together, and i’m not sure how there is still a strain of people that insists on arguing that a moving apart or separation is on the horizon for this year. all of that is summed up in this one amazing exchange for me, when someone in the chat asks, “are you excited for australia again?” and he answers, “yeah, we are.”

i also really dug the insight about how he likes to structure his work in such a way that he’s working for three weeks straight with no days off and then takes a whole week to lose himself in a game. it’s very dan to be so all or nothing about the way that he works and to become consumed so completely by whatever’s at hand (whether it’s work or leisure) and although i might’ve suspected that that’s how he operates i don’t think we’ve ever heard him lay it out that clearly

INSIGHTS ABOUT PHIL & LOVE

that he opened this live stream with such an earnest celebration of phil (thanking him, literally, for existing and making videos even though it was technically a misspeak) was so lovely and not what i expected but it set a nice tone for the start of this stream. the bants-y way in which he acknowledge the subscriber gap was also a tiny bit noteworthy to me, especially in light of that ask i answered recently about how they must approach the subscriber gap. i argued it def isn’t something they are sensitive about and probs isn’t something they joke about either, but dan sort of showed that he might approach it w humor if the situation calls for it rather than ignore it altogether. interesting. he’s clearly so proud of phil and was a little flustered in talking about how exciting the milestone was. and then, relatedly, so so animated and excited about “promo-ing (awkward pause and sidelong glance) his pal” and the gym video. i fucking loved hearing his version of the story and how surprisingly soft and tender he sounded when he was describing phil on the phone asking for an exercise plan (like, his tone was verging on adoring there) and then the way he looked when he got back. the way that dan says “what happened?” when he’s recounting how he talked to phil after he got home literally set my heart aflutter bc it was sooooooooo concerned-sounding even in a re-enactment, even in front of thousands of people, so i can’t even imagine how worried he must have genuinely been in that moment. the thing w videos is that they allow these real-life stories that happen to dnp to take on a sort of surreal almost fictional feel bc of the storytelling dnp employ—videos have like a real narrative arc and they’re packaged to be entertaining so in some ways it’s easy to forget that this is actually a true thing that happened. phil lester went to the gym and threw up twice from over-exertion and came home in half the time he was supposed to be gone and dan, the worried partner, was there to receive him when he did. and then, of course, to get super angry on his behalf and tell us about it later. i was literally rejoicing to hear dan be so honest about his emotional reaction to this happening to phil bc it might be something he would have usually phrased another way (‘can u believe phil asked for this one thing and got this other thing instead what is wrong with people this is why we don’t go outside’) instead of literally just stating his emotion so bluntly (‘i was actually like really mad … like honestly i was so angry when he told me.’) that difference in communicating how he feels is so hugely important to me and it’s what gave the story so much dimension,, i could literally picture dan and his instinct towards protectiveness that we’ve seen time and time and time again when it comes to phil, just full of irritation, disbelief, and actual anger in that moment and he had no problem with telling us that was what happened. i nearly thought that when he said he couldn’t go to that gym bc he didn’t want to see kyle/leon, that he was saying any real-life encounter with him would end in dan giving kyle/leon an angry speech about his lack of professionalism and total ineptitude at his job. i totally believe that it would.

the other part of dan’s reaction that i feel is worth noting is the way that he immediately said to phil that he needs to learn to be more assertive in a knowing tone as though it’s something they discuss often and, to be honest, it IS something that has come up before over and over in the way that dan portrays phil. that he’s too “polite” to call people out if they’re abusing him online, that he believes in things like etiquette and courtesy, that his personality is adorable and, in not so many words, soft. we even have seen him describe it in certain specific real life scenarios. an example that comes to mind is when they were doing the joint live show in november last year and dan wanted to talk about the sound guy who fucked up his mic at dapgoose LA, subsequently causing him to loose his voice for the boncas. dan clearly wanted to go off about how incapable the sound guy had been but asks phil for permission basically, and phil tempers dan’s response a lot and recounts the situation diplomatically. a random example that also comes to mind from ages ago is in dan’s what not to do at the cinema video from 2012 where he talks about a scenario when he and phil go out to see a movie and he, dan, is assertive enough to both 1. ask for people to completely get up and move if they’re sitting in his and phil’s seats, and, 2. shush them if they’re being too loud. he even acts out phil saying “oh my god you did not just do that, i don’t know you,” and trying to hide. i feel like this is a difference between them that’s sometimes under-discussed  or noticed because the main focus is always on their anxieties and insecurities and general distaste for human interaction. people also focus on phil making small talk with people in social settings and take that to mean that he is more confident and calm. but i earnestly believe that he is more reserved than dan in many ways and that includes in facing negative or stressful situations and dan, despite his own set of anxieties, has always been much more able and willing to demand and ask for what he feels he (or phil) deserves.

obvi the thing everyone wants to talk about (and i’m right there with y’all) is dan’s truly surprising decision to entertain a question about love and then give a definition of it. after a bit of waffling and dithering about whether it is or isn’t a social construct he seems to insist that it is a real feeling and defines it as “the fear of that person not being there mixed with sexual attraction.” super interesting to me because he seems to totally approach this question from his own perspective and experience which is why in the moment he seems to suggest that you need to experience sexual attraction in order to love people (and where does that leave people on the ace spectrum?) and, moreover, that love is definitely a feeling people feel (and where does that leave aromantic people?) he definitely interprets the question to be about romantic love rather than talking about something perhaps “safer” for his usual topics such as platonic love or familial love and it’s for that reason that i definitely think he was trying to say that this is what love means to him and in his own experience because i don’t think he would be so cavalier about conflating romantic and sexual attraction and implying that asexuality and romantic attraction cannot coexist in one person if he had had time to think about this answer rather than spontaneously deciding to answer it on the spot.

but that he’s speaking from his own experience obviously makes his answer profoundly interesting because he settles on, coincidentally or perhaps not, one of the only ways of expressing affection for phil by proxy that he’s ever been okay with sharing with us, which is that he needs phil around bc he can’t bear to be alone. this combined with the protectiveness/defensiveness he exhibits for phil pretty consistently, as well as the occasional recognition of phil’s creativity, are pretty much the full spectrum of ways in which dan ever talks about what he feels for phil in a public setting. it was so strangely emotional for me to hear him confirm that his fear of being alone and being without this hypothetical “love” is so fundamental to the experience of love for him that it becomes a big part of the way he defines it. i mean people make fun of dan’s neediness all the time in so many ways but he straight out confirms here that the feeling of needing your partner near you at all times and staving off the genuinely frightening prospect of the anxiety of being alone are so central to what he takes the experience of love to mean. and that’s true for both of them i feel because as “needy” as dan is, phil is just as attached, chooses to spend all of these moments with dan, chooses to call dan up on stage when he wins solo awards, chooses to travel and socialize and create and live with dan next to him always. the concerning degrees of codependency they exhibit are such common topics of conversation amongst us as outside observers that it’s very nearly startling to hear dan basically say that, yes, this dependency on this other person, this feeling of paralysis when they’re not there, that’s what love is to him, fundamentally. it’s the awareness that your life would be empty without them around. that is … concerning honestly, and as always i have some burning questions about how they make such an unhealthy level of codependency work but like. they do. they so clearly do. they have for so long and they show signs every day of only growing stronger and happier in their partnership, if that’s even possible.

then there’s the sexual attraction bit which like, sure. obvi.

i also thought it was immensely noteworthy that when he read out “some people never find love” from one of the chat comments he didn’t even try a little bit to make it relatable and crack some joke about being forever alone or even just a cheeky little “same.” like just, generally speaking, he approached this whole topic very much with the tone of 1. someone who has definitely experienced the emotion of love, 2. someone who is then trying to articulate the emotion of love as he experiences it, and 3. someone who still feels that emotion and is in proximity to that person to whom it is directed. there were no attempts at trying to say he can’t relate or that he doesn’t know (or to apply it to FOOD which he has said on countless occasions is the number one love of his life,) and if anything he got quite flustered and even red around his ears and cheeks by the end of the whole ramble. flustered but not actually uncomfortable, at least in my assessment. it was really so, so lovely and incredibly insightful. not a topic i ever ever thought i’d hear him venture into and certainly not in a live stream and certainly not in that much depth. to me the whole topic played out almost as though he couldn’t let some overly analytical smartass in the chat reduce this emotion that clearly means so much to him into a mere social construct or even a release of hormones (oxytocin). he needed to push back and play devil’s advocate, but instead of doing that in a contemplative philosophical way he somewhat accidentally got super personal with it and this ramble and completely rare look into dan’s experience w this particularly touchy emotion is what we got. it reminds me a lot of the vyou he answered back in 2012 about whether he believes in love, in which he is quite literally upset and completely rude to the person who asked it, saying “no offense to you but what kind of a stupid question is that?” as though he has never even entertained the possibility that people could not believe that love is a true feeling and emotion. it’s incredible to see that 6 years later dan has evolved in so many ways and is calmer and more thoughtful about so many things, but on this subject little has changed: love is so important to him and there’s no way for him to talk about it without immediately demonstrating that :( :( :(

“hydrate, meditate, contemplate, get a mate.” such a fitting closing line because is there any set of four directives that better encompass who dan is lol? overall such a good live show with so many moments of vulnerability and emotional openness. however dan really is in this moment i hope things only get better and better for him and that he can get over whatever hurdles have been holding him back from dinof and that he can edit/post this video and then let himself take that week off that he mentioned wanting, in order to play games and chill or at least get to a calmer place. love him lots :(((

(live show: meditation and hydration with your new life coach - 2017.03.14)

anonymous asked:

What are some of your favorite books currently?

Okay, so this question requires a bit of explanation of my reading habits. There are four types of books that I read: Dime Store Novels, of Literary Merit, Smart Books, and Reference Books.

Dime store novels: Books that are written to tell a story and just to tell a story. They’re not out to challenge the genre or blow our minds with inventive structure. Currently on my nightstand:

  • Patricia Briggs (Alpha and Omega series): Actually anything by Patricia Briggs. I love her. Everything she’s written is the sort of strong, female characters that I craved growing up.
  • Tamora Pierce (ALL): Same as above, she’s got wonderfully strong female characters and I love her.
  • Victoria Laurie (Ghost Hunter series): Simple, straight-forward series with exciting characters and premise! I read her books super fast, I’d say it takes me about two, three hours to read one of hers.
  • Mira Grant (Parasitology): She’s always so wonderful about building worlds through character/character relationships. Fun read, edge of the seat in a lot of ways, can’t wait to get to book two! Probably takes me 4-8 hours to read one book.

Of Literary Merit: Books that do defy genre, blow our minds, are probably going to win a handful of awards. Currently on my nightstand:

  • George Saunders (10th of December): One of my FAVE short story collections, it won something like…three? awards including like best short story collection of the year.
  • Celeste Ng (Everything I Never Told You): I actually don’t know if this has won an award but it was AMAZING NO SPOILERS GO READ IT
  • Flannery O’Connor (Wise Blood): I’m actually just starting this! I’ll keep you posted~
  • Jennifer Egan (A visit from the goon squad): One of my all time FAVES, got me into intertwining narrative, I love it.

Smart Books: Books that make me look very intelligent (or pretentious) when I go home for the holidays. They tend to be fairly controversial in subject matter and/or wildly misunderstood to be smart in the first place. Most of them I even like which is a bonus! My go to books:

  • Candide by Voltaire: Great book, hilarious and people think it’s not filled with A plus satire because Voltaire sounds very fancy.
  • The Dubliners by James Joyce: Short story collection of classic narrative, big themes of imminent death, man vs. nature, etc. 
  • The Lucifer Effect by Philip Zimbardo: About the Stanford Prison experiment. It’s okay, I don’t necessarily agree with the stance Dr. Zimbardo takes on his experiment/actions, but he doesn’t expect you too, I don’t think.

Reference Books: Books that I read over and over again because I WANT TO WRITE LIKE THAT:

  • American Gods by Neil Gaiman: What the fuck. What the fuck. The detail?????? The characters???? Shadow???? What the fuck.
  • Two or Three Things I Know for Sure by Dorothy Allison - I cry every time I read this book. It’s so raw and honest, it takes my breath away. Every time.
  • The Earth and Everything Underneath by K.M Ferebee: So gorgous, the imagery is incredible and it’s about witches. It’s actually a short story that you can read here (X) and I really recommend you check out Shimmer in general because it’s a great magazine.

As always, there’s a ton more that I enjoy, but these are in my rotation right now! Ask me again in a month and they’ll be all different.

What your favorite Outsider's character says about you:

After being in this fandom for a while, I figured out that majority of the people who share the same favorite characters have some of the same personality traits. So I made a list of these characters and wrote what it says about you if they are your favorite. Who’s your favorite character? (Mine are Sodapop and Two-bit)

*Exclaimer: This is all in good fun!*

SODAPOP:
Good- you are a romantic and overall nice and genuine person
Bad- you are basic as fuck

PONYBOY:
Good- you are really young, artsy, and creative
Bad- you are too naive and probably going through a middle school angst phase right now

DARRY:
Good: you are kind, have good morals, and can see the good in everybody
Bad: people have a hard time relating to you

JOHNNY:
Good: you are literally the sweetest person ever, young at heart but very motherly
Bad: you get fooled easily and people can easily take advantage of you

DALLAS WINSTON
Good: you are a dreamer, you love adventure, and you are very kind to people
Bad: you have a desperate need for comfort and intimacy. Also, most of the fandom thinks you are delusional.

STEVE:
Good- you are unique and don’t care what others think
Bad- sometimes you try too hard to be different

TWO-BIT:
Good- you are positive, optimistic, and dance to your own tune
Bad-you wish you were funnier than you actually are

TIM SHEPARD
Good- you are independent, strong, and have your own opinions
Bad- you have a tendency to think you are better than others. You are very pretentious

CURLY SHEPARD
Good- you are literally the most fun and clever person ever
Bad- you never notice when you are being problematic (which you are a lot)

ANGELA SHEPARD OR SYLVIA:
Good- you are a bitch (in a good way)
Bad- you are a bitch (in a bad way)

CHERRY VALANCE:
Good- you always do what is right and just, even if it means not being popular
Bad- you can be annoyingly judgmental, nit-picky, and negative

KATHY OR EVIE:
Good- you are a great, loyal, and nice friend
Bad- you try to be a leader, but you are really just a follower. You are also a bit cliquey

SANDY:
Good- you always see both sides of a situation, and usually support the underdog
Bad- you think your life is boring, so you are addicted to drama

BOB OR RANDY:
Good- you have a “Hey why not! It’ll be fun!” type attitude, and although you are a bit different, people still love you
Bad- you are strange and weird

bc i’m a huge fucking nerd, here’s some hc’s about the gangsey playing d&d:

  • gansey is OBVIOUSLY the dm. not bc he’s the leader or anything but dm-ing is made up of all of his favorite things!!! there’s research, there’s big dramatic story-telling, you get to take your friends on a big adventure!!!! all from the safety of ur living room. his first campaign is basically a mash-up of welsh history&folklore and the real life magic they’ve encountered. he has to go outside of his glendower comfort zone bc they all know that story like the back of their hands.
  • blue is a gnome fighter lmao. gansey starts to point out that gnomes aren’t well suited to the class to his small gf who’s always ready for a fight, but gets about half a sentence in before he realizes how that sounds and wisely shuts up. she’s so chaotic good. she’s constantly getting distracted from the main quest bc she wants to help everyone and explore everywhere.
  • i love my son-in-law adam parrish but he would obviously view dnd as a waste of time. he’s only here bc all of his friends are really into it. he plays as a pre-made elf cleric and is really good at it despite his apathy. he helps the whole group pull back a little bit and strategize better. he sees through all of gansey’s tricks and traps.
  • henry is a half-elf sorcerer. he likes doing big magic and plays a character really different from himself as a person, like neutral evil. it’s a really good escape for him bc he’s used to acting and playing a part, but usually he’s trying to fade into the bg and he’s not used to enjoying it so much. gansey & noah are the ones most amused by his fantastic roleplaying, and gansey intentionally throws a lot of big moral decisions his way to watch him strut his stuff.
  • noah is a dragonborn bard. he just really wanted to be a dragon person okay. he goes the extra mile as a bard and has become excellent at making up mean limericks on the spot. other times though, he just quotes pop punk songs from the mid-00′s and pretends they’re spells.
  • ronan is that guy that just plays really obviously as himself but with a very pretentious and complicated fantasy name. he’s a human druid and never saves his wild shape for useful situations/battle. they’re in a pub trying to get information and he’s like, “hey guys look i’m a giant snake now.” so chaotic neutral. 
On ‘real’ music

I feel the portuguese winner was being very pretentious in going ‘songs don’t mean anything anymore and they aren’t real songs so I’m here bringing in the new age’ at EUROVISION. I mean ffs if anywhere you figure out that music is MORE than the message. It’s dancing, spending time together and belting it out. Sometimes you don’t need a super emotional message, you need to have passion and fun damnit. You need a mix between songs with a good message and just FUN songs! Things to PARTY and DANCE to!

I first met Carey Mulligan at a cast and crew dinner for Never Let Me Go, just before we started shooting. And there was a point in the dinner where we were all going around the circle at the dinner table and asking each other what our favorite films were. We were all being very pretentious and naming our favorite Michael Haneke movie or, you know, insert art house filmmaker here kind of thing, and I can see Carey on the other side of the table getting very nervous, very fidgety, very red, and it was coming closer to her. It was her turn, and she couldn’t control it, these words tumbled out of her. She said, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. And I fell in love with her. -Andrew Garfield

ANNOUNCING A NEW PROJECT

Project College will be an international group of college and uni students working together to help students with their uni admissions processes. Founded by me (@schowlar ), Project College will be more than a network. A cross between a zine and a studyblr blog, Project College members will create quarterly material intended to give other students their best shot at college admissions while also answering questions and giving detailed help on an individual basis using one’s unique skills.

I’m going to call this project revolutionary bc it’s the first I’ve seen that is going to entirely use student minds to help other students succeed in college. I believe there are things students need to learn that can only be taught by others like them. Hopefully, Project College will lend a voice to students who know and understand the struggles of college applications in order to help those going through the process. 

So here’s what it comes down to:

I NEED YOU TO CONTRIBUTE

I’m looking for students with an intimate knowledge of the admissions process to help me with Project College, so you must currently be enrolled in a college or graduate studies (proving that you successfully navigated your college applications) to apply for a position with us. This includes high school seniors who have committed to a college. Otherwise, there are no requirements. No age requirements, no grade requirements, and no requirements concerning what you study.

I am looking for:

  • Editors
  • Writers
  • Graphic designers
  • Web designers
  • Social media specialists and student counselors

If you have something else you think you can contribute then shoot me a message and we’ll see if we can create a position for you.

I’m hoping to make this a semi-formal endeavor, very organized but not pretentious. I’m definitely planning to make this organized enough for your work to be featured on a CV or resume. After all, you will be working for free (so we can provide info for free) so I want you to be able to take credit for what you do. I really want dedicated people on the team, so you should be able to contribute for at least six months or more, any less and acceptance into the team will be considered on a case-by-case basis.

As someone who was accepted into every school they applied to and worked very hard for that, I want other students to feel the success of completing a competitive application and being accepted.

If you do too, just

  • Reblog this post on a studyblr url with the tag #projectcollege
  • Follow me (@schowlar )
  • Follow @projectcollege
  • And APPLY HERE (the first 50 people to apply this month will get considered for special founders positions in addition to what they applied for)

Note your application will only be reviewed if you follow all of these steps!

anonymous asked:

cygate for that ship ask thing? whichever questions you want!

I’m avoiding studying so lets say…all of them  

  • who hogs the duvet: Tailgate, he’s small and gets cold super easy
  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Surprisingly, Cyclonus. Tailgate forgets a lot but Cyclonus is a worrier and has to check in constantly
  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Tailgate by far 
  • who gets up first in the morning: Tailgate. Cyclonus will sleep till noon
  • who suggests new things in bed:Also Tailgate. Cyclonus is shy
  • who cries at movies: CYCLONUS but he’ll deny it till he dies
  • who gives unprompted massages: Tailgate. He’s very touchy
  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Both of them. Tailgate is “invincible” and refuses to admit he’s sick and Cyclonus likes to pretend he’s fine so they both go after each other when one’s sick
  • who gets jealous easiest: Neither are particularly jealous and before someone says Getaway there were warning signs that had Cyc worried
  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Cyclonus simply for the novelty of his playlist going from very pretentious tetrahexian classical to Ariana Grande. Whirl won’t let them live it down
  • who collects something unusual: Cyclonus seems to be collecting minibots SO
  • who takes the longest to get ready: Theyre even because Tailgate can’t focus and Cyclonus wont get out of bed
  • who is the most tidy and organised: Cyclonus 
  • who gets most excited about the holidays:Tailgate decorates everything. Including Cyclonus
  • who is the big spoon/little spoon: Tailgate is big spoon and Cyc is little 
  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: TAILGATE 
  • who starts the most arguments: They don’t argue too much
  • who suggests that they buy a pet: If it’s jokingly it’s Tailgate (Cyclonus, you look like a bunny! We should get a bunny!) But if its serious its Cyclonus (I found this small organic creature and it wont leave. Its staying)
  • what couple traditions they have: They go dancing once a week, though they switch whether its Cyclonus teaching Tailgate ballroom or Tailgate dragging Cyclonus out to a bar/club
  • what tv shows they watch together: My Cat From Hell (or w/e the cybertronian equivalent could be) 
  • what other couple they hang out with: Less couples, but they do spend a lot of time with Swerve and Whirl
  • how they spend time together as a couple: Cyclonus tends to read while Tailgate watches something on his datapad
  • who made the first move: Tailgate, Cyclonus had been wanting to but you couldn’t make them if you tried
  • who brings flowers home: Both of them, there’s an abundance of fauna in their habsuites as a result
  • who is the best cook: Cyclonus can cook surprisingly well, but Tailgate is a fantastic baker. Just don’t let him decorate anything, it’ll look terrible. 

anonymous asked:

Friendly Reminder: That Guitar (Also known as Potoobrigham is nothing but an asswipe who needs to get his head out of his ass and is very pretentious. That is all.

>w> not sure why you are telling me this, but ok, whatever you say bub.

Imagine // Red Hands, Red Cape

Request: Hi! I was thinking if you can do a Bellamy x Reader imagine based on the song Superman by Five for Fighting. 

Pairing: Bellamy Blake x Reader

Warning: Mentions of death, also it’s basically purple prose.

Very short, but very poetic. Pretentiousness ftw.

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