I just discovered there isa small subredditdedicated to google-translating (and actually dubbing, very professionally!!) the Star Wars movies and occasional SWR episodes from english into chinese and back into english again, making the subtitles change ridiculously, and it’s positively the most hilarious thing I’ve ever come across since I saw the LotR post about a similar thing, here are some highlights:
Soft bodies are so?? GOOD?? Big tummies are good pillows and good kissing surfaces. Tummies with stretch marks?? GOSH, YES??? It’s like nature itself is putting down a trail of lightning that says “KISS HERE PLEASE”
And chubby/fat arms though? Can we JUST? Thighs and stomachs get a lot of love (and rightfully deserved) but can we talk about ARMS?? That cute arm chub that I just want to be wrapped up in a hug and a snuggle in? SO PRECIOUS?? People with such soft, cuddly arms that there’s lil bumps and stretches from cellulite?? CUTE??
And soft necks? Necks with some squish on them? Very extra kissable?? And squishy cheeks GODDD I WANNA SMOOSH YOUR CUTE CHEEKS KISS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!!! And when people have chubby cheeks and lil dimples?? Or when they have high cheekbones so when their cheeks are chubby they’re VERY prominently chubby?? THIS IS GOOD AND FANTASTIC??
And THIGHS. My god. Thick thighs are never praised enough no matter how hard one tries. Big, soft laps are so perfect for laying your head on! And stretch marks on big thighs? Cute lightning patterns to trail your fingers over or gently kiss when you’re already laying in their lap?? YES!! Cellulite on thighs is also so so good and cute!! Dimples in cheeks are wonderful and so are dimples in thighs and butts?? CUTE!!!
Hips with squish over them?? GAH!! I CANNOT HANDLE!!! Please be more confident with your hips (if you feel comfortable) because when you are you give me LIFE!!!
Back rolls?? CUTE and very fun to trace hands over and hold onto during snuggles!! Looks very cute all the time!
Chubby/fat bodies in crop tops and short shorts?? YES!!! CUTE!!!
Chubby/fat bodies in sweat pants and a tshirt? EXTRA SOFTNESS TO THE SOFT CUTIE!!!
Chubby/fat bodies in swimsuits?? VERY CUTE?? Swim trunks and soft belly is very very good!! One pieces that cling tight to your stomach or ride up your thighs are still cute no matter what anyone says!! Two pieces? GOOD!!! You look so cute! Don’t feel obligated to cover that adorableness if you don’t wanna!!
Chubby/fat bodies in lingerie?? SO IMPORTANT TO ME!!! When stomach is tucked into cute underwear it is very very adorable and when there’s chub over low rise underwear it’s also very very cute and endearing!! THIGH HIGHS?? UGH, MY HEART. I KNOW THAT THEY PROBABLY ARE FALLING DOWN CONSTANTLY BUT THANK YOU FOR WEARING THEM YOU’RE DOING US ALL AN AMAZING SERVICE.
In conclusion: Softness is good I will kiss you all over Holding you and feeling handfuls of squish is amazing I love you
Season 1 Bashir: This is BRILLIANT, gonna practice RUGGED FRONTIER MEDICINE and have ADVENTURES and do THRILLING HEROICS and PULL MORE TAIL THAN JAMES T. KIRK
Season 4 Bashir: Have been officially dumped by everything in a skirt on the station. Adventures are scary. Major Kira is scary. Captain Sisko’s shiny bald head is scary. Also am fairly certain I want to fuck a lizard.
Hi maya, can you share what you mean by H's social media confusing/annoying you?
Hi! it’s just…peculiar? I didn’t agree with the common opinion that Harry needed to get out there long before starting promo, I was very ok with him avoiding the full exposure mood until he had to. But once things started moving, I expected something different, both in person and on social media. Part of me still believes he’s holding himself back until, you know…unitl something ends…the outcome on his sm account is a bit weird though, sounds a little off, not someone I’d be charmed by if I didn’t know him already (and indeed his following count hasn’t grown at all in a week of promo, which isn’t usual a thing).