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Magic Guild Clash Online!
a sorta sequel to the Detention AU fic
…in which Mira manages to rally her girlfriend and her two new friends to help her in her favorite online game.
She’s a goddamn veteran. Cana tries her best. Freed just likes the outfit, and Laxus just wants to collect birb plushies.

Cana: Don’t worry, Laxus. I think you’re a hot girl.
Mira: Same.
Laxus: See, Freed, be proud. Your boyfriend is a hot girl.
Freed: Oh My G O D.

In-depth psychic communication guide for spirit contact

This guide is for adults only.

I am an animist so I believe nearly everything has a spirit. Your house has a spirit; so do your pets, and your plants. The well-used family pots and pans have spirits, as do your lucky jeans. Communicating with inanimate objects is known as psychometry (psychometry is specifically touching something to gain information about it). But I see no problem with expanding that word to mean communication with all inanimate objects. In this guide, ‘inanimate’ means something organically dead, even if it has a living spirit.

This guide is about “psychic” communication, which means without tools. The communication will exist in your mind. In my opinion this is a very good form of communication for any magic-worker to develop, for a couple reasons.

  • It will improve your psychic abilities in general
  • You will no longer need to carry tools with you; you may communicate with any spirit, anywhere, any time
  • It will improve your magical focus
  • You can experience spirits in a more undiluted form
  • It’s really, really cool

First, let me explain fully what I mean when I say this communication will exist “within your mind”.

We all know of people who see and hear spirits as if the spirits were three-dimensional, flesh-and-blood beings. This is rare. You shouldn’t be particularly jealous of these people, either. I’ve never met a person (so far) who was happy about having these gifts. As someone who occasionally sees things with their two-eyes, it is a scary and intimidating experience.

For the majority of us magical normies, we are going to experience spirits within the platform of our imagination.

This may be disappointing to you. Who wants to feel as if they are just 'imagining’ spirits? Yet our imagination is the platform for all magic. Beings who cannot imagine another reality cannot create that other reality. Our imagination is an incredible magical power, giving us the ability to connect with other realities. Get over the idea that what you imagine is just “in your mind.” It is not.

It is also uncommon for a person to hear, see, or imagine actual words in their own spoken language. Spirits are much more likely to communicate empathetically, by giving us feelings, thoughts, or emotions. They may also use gestures and actions, which we will see when we view them in our minds. This may sound very obscure, but it is not. It is very easy to tell when a spirit is happy or angry, wants to leave, wants to stay, or wants you to follow them. Even the appearance of the spirit itself will communicate something to you. How do they present themselves? Do you believe the form they take?

This guide is going to be primarily written for communicating with inanimate or organic spirits, but the same concepts may be applied to working with non-physical spirits.

Other Notes

It is pretty important that you get to know yourself. If you are serious about spirit work, it is vital that you know yourself. This means that you are able to understand where your thoughts come from, and identify if a thought is or is not yours. For example, I was doing an important spell yesterday. I suddenly got quite a bad feeling. However, I was able to identify that it was a spirit within my circle giving me a warning, instead of an internal anxiety. If I had not known this, I may have shut this important spell down totally instead of identifying the warning for what it was.

Get relatively good at clearing your mind. Do this through meditation. Strive to achieve a state of clear-mindnedness for a few seconds at a time, on command.

This method may be safer than communicating with unknown spirits you call through the aether.

After you psychically connect with a spirit, you may continue getting information from that spirit for some time.

Marijuana can vastly help this process along. If you don’t prefer that mental high, try another psychic plant instead. Make tea or smoke the herbs.

Getting Started with the Bump

Find something you just know has a spirit. I would really recommend a plant. It could be a houseplant or a tree or anything. If you are absolutely of the mind that an inanimate object has a spirit, get in touch with that instead. Right now avoid animals and humans. They are a little more difficult to read, and your mental probing could bother Fido. For this exercise I will assume we are using a plant.

Regard the plant casually, and bump your mind against it. When I say “bump” your mind, I just mean to consider the plant intensely for a few moments, then let your focus fade. Do you get any feelings? Any sensations? Do you have any memories that come to you? All these things are good. The feelings may be quite obvious; when I “bump” my Apricot tree, I experience the memory of how apricots taste.

Try “bumping” things often and see if you get any response. If your mind is totally blank, no worries; the “bump” will come with time. Or, perhaps you have your own unique way of interacting with spirits! Experiment and see what works for you. There is also a chance that whatever you are trying to bump has no spirit, such as an inanimate object you wrongly identified as being inspirited.

If you do happen to have any experiences when you bump the plant, remember them for your upcoming communication. Suppose you have bad, good, or neutral experiences; all these will tell you the current state or mood of the plant. When I bump the Redwood trees in my yard, typically they make me think of healthy, strong, powerful plants. Today when I bumped them, I was reminded of the oracle card Struggle and I felt like they were warriors losing a battle (the drought here is killing most of our evergreens). I also got a strained emotional feeling. These feelings give me an accurate picture of the state of the Redwood trees.

Try finding three different objects right now and bumping them. See what happens! It is quite alright if you feel you are just having normal memories; spirit communication is in fact quite normal in many ways.

The “bump” is a good way to start and practice spirit communication.

The bump works because all humans are natural spirit-workers to some degree. When you focus on something, you are contacting it’s spirit. You just have to pay attention to what comes to you, and recognize it for what it is: real communication. If the bump simply is not working for you, try using tools to help. Meditate with psychic stones, burn a little psychic incense, or create a ring that you look through which opens up a portal of access.

Going further; back-and-forth communication

Once you have the bump down, continue on to the next step (if the bump isn’t working for you after a couple days of attempts, move on anyways. It will not hurt).

When you bump the plant, you are receiving active communication from it, even if this communication is in the form of memories. Try bumping a plant, then while you are having your bump-experiences, ask it a question that will cause your perceptions to change. For example, do not ask, “how are you doing?” because you are already finding out how they are doing with the bump. Vocally or mentally, try asking one of the following example questions.

  • What do you need?
  • How do you like the cat? (or any influencing factor in their lives)
  • How old are you?
  • What do you think of water?
  • Do you want some plant food?
  • Do you like this spot you are at?
  • What is your favorite thing?

In general, it is polite to avoid asking questions which would upset the plant. “Do you want to be chopped up in to little pieces and eaten” is not an appropriate question to a plant, just as it would not be appropriate to another human.

After you ask the question, allow your mind to unfocus and see what comes to you. When I ask most of my trees about water, I see dried deserts. This is a clear sign that they are parched; unfortunately there is not a lot I can do. Just now I asked a house plant about water and it showed me a swampy marsh with vibrant green foliage. It is well-watered.

Sometimes, especially with trees, you may see a human figure in your imagination. This is quite normal. Carefully try to remember how the spirit of that plant looks to you. If you are interested in this, try researching tree lore for your culture. The plant spirits should express the lore of the tree.

It is your job to interpret the images and feelings you get in to communication. This may be difficult at the start, but you will get the hang of it. For example I just asked that same houseplant if it would like any food. It showed me a flat surface with an indent in it about three inches deep. I interpret this to mean the plant would like more food – because it showed me a hole that needed to be filled.

On that note, asking other spirit-workers to help you interpret your visions may or may not work. Your brain is interpreting the spirit-signals given to you, and therefore it is uniquely and intimately personal to you. I have seen very fascinating and thought-inducing discussions when people ask others to help interpret their communications, but typically, all the ideas are wildly different. One person may see the marsh and assume the plant has had too much water. Another person will say, “your plant doesn’t care about water, it wants to be planted in the wild.” It is ultimately up to you to interpret what is going on.

After you have spoken to the plant and received a response, try touching the plant gently and see what comes to you. Or, try moving it in to the sun or shade and see what the plant thinks.

Animals and humans

Contacting animal spirits works much in the same way as plant spirits. I have noticed that the spirit of the human or animal will respond, even if they consciously do not seem to be aware of it at all.

Just now I “asked” my dog three questions: “How are you feeling? Are you hungry? Are you thirsty?” I received first feelings of boredom and hyperactivity, then feelings of satiation, then a vivid aqua blue color which I interpreted to mean, “I have had lots of water recently.” Yet my dog did not stop to look at me, or act as if something was intruding upon her spirit. She kept playing as usual. Just now I had to discipline her for jumping on the table, and now she feels sad.

One pretty neat thing about bumping humans is that you can get really strange responses. Humans are unlike any other creature we know; we can be closed off. We can open up. We can cast spells. Get a group of magic-worker friends. Bump each other and share what you find. You may be bumping up against a person’s shields or personal spells!

Practical communication

Communicate with your magical objects to determine their effects and charge. Communicate with anything to see if it is dangerous, if you need to avoid it, or if it is okay to approach. Communicate with curious objects at thrift stores to find out its history. Communicate with your plants to see how they are doing and make sure they have what they need.

Learn to communicate with abstract concepts and natural phenomena. Communicate with your house, the land, and the weather. Communicate with the spirit of wealth and prosperity in your home. Give it offerings. Make friends with it.

When something is wrong with a loved one, an object, or a spell, communicate with it first to see what is wrong. Then take the appropriate steps to help remedy the situation.

Final note

This technique is obviously not going to work for 100% of all people. There are just too many confounding variables. Some people have really huge and heavy blockages that prevent them from psychic communication, often built themselves after scary experiences. If this technique does not seem to work at all for you, send me a message and we will troubleshoot.

So apparently it’s normal and okay for people with chronic illnesses to not always succeed or be held at the same standard as healthy people. I’ve honestly gone my whole life holding myself to a standard as high as a normal healthy person, making sure I’ve never failed a class or test or anything. I’ve taken almost all honors/AP classes and am now in an honors program at a very good college while forming a speech team and being active in orchestra and swing dancing. 

Hearing that it’s okay to not actually be as successful as a healthy person lifted so much weight off of my shoulders but also made me feel so good about myself for doing all of this. I definitely am not going to lower my standard for myself but now I know that it’s okay if I do. 

And everybody needs to know that it’s okay. Your disease is not an excuse. It is not your fault. You are you and what you can do isn’t what other people can, and what they can isn’t always what you can. But that is okay.

Meditation 101

Hey ! As some of you may know, I’ve spent some time in Nepal recently teaching english to children buddhist monks so I’ve spent some time in a monastery 
Even though the text below is some addition to a reblog post, I thought it deserves its own post ! 

The whole “think about nothing” thing is a huge misconception and is contrary to the purpose of mediation

And a Buddhist monk introduced me to the basics of meditation (there are other forms of meditation of the sitting one but it’s the most practised one also)

  • For the sitting form of meditation, sit and cross your legs and close your eyes (pointing your legs and therefore your feet is a very big insult in the Buddhist culture)
    • It is also a possibility to fix a thing or a point in front of you, however I recommand to close your eyes anyway ! 
  • It must be a silent place (backgroud noises are no problem but no music, it is said to influence the mind)
  • Relax, breathe in and breathe out deeply. Now focus on your stomach. Breathe with your stomach. Your mind and soul are entirely focused on your stomach.
  • Once your breathing is well concentrated in your stomach, meditation can begin
  • I usually start with visualising a circle increasing and decreasing along my breathing, but it’s totally up to you. A friend told me they visualise an empty swing swaying back and forth along with his breathing, so really you can visualise anything here
  • Let your mind wander - meditation is about reaching the dephts of your mind. Not “clearing it” or “think of nothing”, it’s about letting your mind and thoughts guide you to unexpected places. “Thinking of nothing”, if it’s ever possible to do that, will take you nowhere. It’s about exploring yourself. There is nothing to “clean” and many things to explore.
  • Remember also there is no mandatory lenght of time for mediation ! Even though meditating for two minutes is not very effictive, you can meditate for 15 minutes, 30 minutes or 1 hour if you feel like doing so ! I usually meditate for 30 minutes, because that’s the lenght of the session during the “masses” and that’s not bad already !

Meditation is for everyone ! All it takes is to find the one that fits you best !

One thing Osomatsu-San did 100% right was the amazing meta commentary of Iyami and Osomatsu’s rivalry. Because let be honest, in -Kun it was just Iyami being an ass to some children. The ‘I’m the main character and you’re not’ joke was thrown around, but it wasn’t the focus.

But -San did it so well. Just the way Iyami has become so bitter for being replaced ( for being to ‘too showa’ to boot ) is just really interesting way to give Osomatsu-Kun’s long run a nod. The best bit is though it makes his interactions with just Osomatsu really unintentionally deep, because Osomatsu is seemingly the only other character in the franchise who hasn’t been able to keep up and adapt either. 

All of his brothers struggled at first but have completely changed and are now modern in their tropes, but Oso is just the same as his childhood self. The other brothers are all so occupied their new roles that Osomatsu seems to be the only odd one out. Even the finger under the nose pose is a nod to that. He’s just as secretly ‘showa era’ as Iyami.

There is a lot of fourth wall breaking in -San but both seem to be a little more nostalgic about the past and aware that things could change at any time, so when they screech about wanting to be the main protagonist, it isn’t for superficial in-universe reasons like the others (fame, getting girls, ect)… It feels like they really just want to rule over what they both think is ‘their’ franchise. 

CURE BANSHEE! (I hope this one’s not taken yet..or I’ll change it)

A Spooky! Precure fan character as you can probably tell :D 

Her powers are mostly based on shouting and screaming and in Civvie form she’s a very loud and enthousiastic person, but she always has other’s best interest in mind. She’s part of the school’s first aid team. She loves karaoke but is a godawful singer. 

A guide to being a vocal citizen

For people wondering how to take action post-election of a racist demagogue (pulled from Twitter and cleaned up):

Make a spreadsheet or a file for your representatives with names, addresses to their offices, phone numbers, and contact forms. Put everyone there. Make a note in your calendar app to check in on issues once a month.

Pay attention to news. If you get angry, upset, or worried, seek support from friends but ALSO shoot these reps an email, too. Be courteous but firm and blunt. It’s a numbers game. Often we remain invisible because we don’t go to events and rallies and can’t be physically present. But we can attach our names to emails, we can write letters, we can be vocal. We don’t have to be invisible.

You can do this with your national reps, state reps, and local reps. If someone reps you anywhere, note them. Open a line and revisit it. It’s hard work and slow. One email at a time. One letter at a time. One call at a time. Emails are easy these days, so splurge every few months on a stamp and send a letter if you can. Put your humanity in front of these people. Flout it. Some won’t care, but others will. Change ONE mind and results can cascade.

Rural areas are bubbles full of bigotry and now it’s newly revealed. But we white people who live here have the clout and power! We can speak up when our reps say terrible things, and do terrible things, and vote terrible ways. We can go “I am disappointed in you.” It’s work, but as we’ve seen the last six months, it’s time for us to do that work. If someone goes “who are your reps” you gotta know. If you don’t know and you’re mad about this election, it’s time to create that file and keep it with you and use it.

The time for social media rants only is over. Or, do those, but maybe pull those threads out into a paragraph and send them to your reps. And don’t ONLY email or contact when things go badly. Also reach out when things go right. Even if they voted AGAINST something. Treat them like you would want to be treated if you were wrong or mistaken. But we’ve gotta reach out and let them know we’re here.

Anyway, I know this is hard work. If you need help collecting your reps, give me a ping via DM and I’ll help you get started.

Onigawara is a good kid…. I love him..

A Little Heart-to-Heart

So…this is something I’ve wanted to do for a little while now. This is based on @atomi-cat‘s Boneheads AU. It’s one of my favorite AUs of all time and I always get so excited when I see she’s drawn more of them. Everyone should check it out if you love skeletons.

Ironically enough, this is a follow up to her Follow Up comic :P

I’m sorry if this isn’t perfect, or it goes against the AU in any way, but this is just a little thank you to Atomi for all the fun her art and comics bring to me. Thank you Atomi, and I hope you like this :>

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Been feelin’ hella crappy the last week thanks to the cold/flu, but wanted to get at least one thing uploaded =v= Sketch ref of Perci in his feral, and everyday forms.

I feel that this gif represents everything that it is happening in Night Vale at the moment, and it is beautiful!

(You can watch the entire video here, and I highly suggest that you do so Dylan Marron is so amazing omg!)

Never Drinking Again

Summary: Emma Swan wakes up on her 21st birthday with no recollection of what happened the night before. All she has to piece everything together are her Snapchat story and a handsome stranger. (Drunken Snapchat story AU)

Rating: T (for some language and hinting at sexual situations).

Word Count: ~1950

A/N: We all have that one friend who always snaps while drunk. This was inspired by such a friend ( @amorecolorfulmoniker) and was a request by @smorgan4. I love this one-shot so damn much. Thank as always to my beta @biancaros3. And I made my own (basic af) banner, guys!!!


“Fuck me…”

Emma groaned as she awoke, the sunlight streaming through the apartment’s window right into her eyes. Her head was pounding, and her mouth was dry. As her eyes adjusted to her surroundings, she realized two things: that she was in her bra and underwear, and that it was not her bed.

What a way to wake up on your 21st birthday.

She sat up too quickly, the pain in her head worsening. She placed the palm of her hand on her forehead, willing the pain away but to no avail.

“Morning, love,” a husky accented voice called out.

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No need to write a caption when Sam’s face says it all.

Except I have to give a shout out to Darling Julius who made it all possible by successfully wooing a (rightfully) suspicious and skeptical Malcolm back into the fold over delicious meeting room curry

with a strategy that is actually the thing that happens because it turns out to be EXACTLY what Malcolm is best at. 

Or rather it is the OTHER thing Malcolm is best at as Julius finds out to his dismay when Malcolm thanks him for getting him his job back by immediately screwing Julius over pretty thoroughly in Operation Naughty Bastard.

(But as you can see in the hordes of fucking robots gif, Julius must also have forgive and forget as his motto.  Because even after everything Malcolm has done to him, Julius just can’t stay away.  See him in the back in his shirtsleeves carefully observing and absorbing the effects of Malcolm’s oratory.)  

anonymous asked:

I'm starting Discourse. Note how you said "heard of", well buddo I've tasted it and can attest to the fact that is is very good in a all forms. Have a piece of milk chocolate? Smother it in that creamy peanut goodness and it's better. Adding a scoop of peanut butter to a Chocolate pudding cup increased that flavour tenfold. Reese's cups? A godsend. The only exception to this combo is if you're allergic to peanuts. I'm sorry your pallet isn't refined enough to mix the notes of pb w/ chocolate

you’ve made a Mistake not only am i an extremely competitive person but my hatred for pb&c runs deep, my friend. DEEP. not only have i “heard of” this ungodly creation, i’ve tasted it. it tastes like all my regrets in this world funneled into one pseudo-candy meant to wreak havoc upon my soul. both are good on their own, but no one in their right mind should put the two together