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Doge-al Unit (Puppy!Vocal Unit)

JEONGHAN:

  • Prettiest white+light brown shih tzu you will ever see
  • EVER.
  • Has the softest fur that needs to be brushed on the daily
  • Takes pride on the luscious coat of fur
  • His fur feels like it’s conditioned everyday
  • IT’S SO FREAKING SOFT
  • PEOPLE WOULD BUY SCARVES MADE OUT OF IT IF THEY COULD TBH
  • Puppy!jeonghan is pretty much a cat stuck in a dog’s body
  • Naps all day everyday
  • Is too good for people
  • Listens to no one
  • PUPPY!JEONGHAN IS A FREE SOUL
  • Lives on the couch in a bol of fluff 25/8
  • Doesn’t really move for anything other than food
  • you call his name?
  • he just lifts his head a little bit to look at you
  • returns his head to its spot between his paws immediately afterwards
  • Literally all he does is turn to look at you a bit
  • If that
  • Absolutely refuses to greet you at the door the way puppy!joshua does
  • Puppy!jeonghan does what puppy!jeonghan wants - which is not moving
  • Refuses to go on walks though he likes to explore the background for scraps once every blue moon
  • First time you tried to take puppy!jeonghan on a walk, you ended up carrying him
  • For most of the “walk”
  • He would not move, no matter how hard you pulled on the leash
  • Still doesn’t move on walks
  • You literally need to drag him outside
  • One time, you needed to feed puppy!jeonghan medication for the tear stains (bc he a white puppy)
  • He refused to eat it so you added some spam to it
  • Now he refuses to eat anything unless there’s spam in it
  • Freaking spoiled brat
  • You didn’t mean to spoil him
  • Now it’s too late
  • RIP you and your wallet
  • Puppy!Jeonghan pretty much rules the house
  • You thought you trained puppies?
  • This puppy is training you

JOSHUA:

  • gorgeous australian shepherd puppy
  • Best behaved puppy you will ever meet
  • Never barks
  • Some sort of puppy genius
  • Was potty trained before he left the shelter despite still being a v young pup
  • Master of doggy tricks and picks them up SUPER fast
  • Learned sit, stay, down, and roll over in the same day
  • His favorite trick though is playing dead
  • Is super extra about it
  • You shoot him with a finger gun and say “BANG”
  • He jumps up and falls over, legs splayed in really abnormal ways
  • Has knocked over other puppies doing this
  • SUPER EXCITED TO SEE YOU GET HOME
  • Is sitting in front of the door, waiting for you when you get back home
  • Will sit there wagging his tail and panting with smiley eyes
  • Doesn’t jump at you bc he’s trained well
  • The type of puppy that doesn’t run ahead of his owner during walks
  • Walks next to the owner and only lets loose when explicitly given permission to
  • When he’s off duty from being man’s best friend, you can find him getting turnt with puppy!vernon and puppy!dk
  • or just watching puppy!seungkwan’s performance in awe and shock
  • Very caring of other puppies
  • Confused about why they all fight so much
  • Especially puppy!the8 and puppy!mingyu
  • Also confused by puppy!woozi
  • He’s so cute but so vicious sometimes?
  • Isn’t too worried about it bc puppy!woozi’s never attacked him
  • Still gets a little scared when puppy!woozi goes into icy glare mode
  • ABSOLUTELY LOVES HIS LITTLE DUCKY TOY
  • Had the toy since he was adopted and you honestly have no clue where it came from
  • Refuses to leave it unless it’s safely tucked away in his bed
  • Super attached to it
  • Who knows why but it’s cute
  • Sleeps with it in between his paws and rests his head on it like a pillow
  • If you see puppy!josh, the little dash of yellow is prob nearby
  • You took it away once to wash it
  • He waited in front of the dryer till it came out and snuggled with it as soon as it did
  • V koot

WOOZI:

  • A freaking pomsky
  • AKA the cutest thing in the history of the world ever
  • Pretty like a husky but barky like a Pomeranian
  • Doesn’t understand how cute he is
  • Doesn’t understand why people stop and coo so much over him
  • Hates it
  • Just wants to be alone
  • Attacks puppy!wonwoo when puppy!wonwoo tries to bite his snout
  • Starts lots of puppy fights
  • Has mastered both tackling and biting
  • Tried attacking a stuffed bear twice the size of him once
  • Little floof attacking larger floof
  • Was v cute
  • Has also attacked puppy!seungkwan and puppy!mingyu a few times
  • Wants to get piggyback rides from the other puppies but his pride won’t let him ask
  • Secretly v happy when great dane puppy!mingyu offers to let him ride
  • Like VERY happy
  • But no one needs to know that
  • Also a huge fan of using other puppies as his personal pillow
  • Will wander over to puppy!dk when he’s sleeping
  • Looks around to make sure no one’s watching
  • And plops his head on puppy!dk’s back to go to sleep
  • Puppy!dk just snores through the whole ordeal
  • Puppy!woozi is super cute and everyone loves him
  • Everyone falls for his kootness and wants to pet him
  • Lets no one touch him except for you and his puppy!friends
  • NO ONE
  • Attempts to bite off alien hands that try to pet him
  • Loves it when you pet him though
  • Esp when you rub behind his ears
  • He gets a super content smile on his face and kinda dozes off
  • Really cute >.<
  • Very scary sometimes though
  • Has the icy glare of a husky down to an art
  • Can silence puppy!dk and puppy!seungkwan and puppy!soonyoung and p much all the puppies with one look
  • Icy glare from little ball of floof
  • V scary, but also just super cute

DK:

  • SUPER HAPPY PUPPY
  • V smiley dachshund with floppy ears!
  • You know what Ryan Higa’s dog looks like? Looks like that
  • Ears flop whenever he runs
  • FLOP FLOP FLOP
  • Tail wagging 50 billion mps at all times
  • Also very panty and lowkey drooly
  • But it’s ok bc he’s cute!
  • Shows affection for the other puppies by nipping at their tails with his smol teeth
  • Puppy!seungkwan is done with puppy!dk biting his tail
  • Barks at E.V.E.R.Y. squirrel he sees
  • Every. Single. One.
  • Also barks at very biker that passes by while he’s on his walk
  • Lovessss going on walks
  • All the people at the park where he goes for walks love him
  • He’s the sweetest puppy ever
  • Gives everyone lots of kisses, making him super popular
  • Despite being super cute and lovable, he’s a handful
  • CHEWS EVERYTHING
  • Seems to especially like the taste of shoes
  • And laptop cords
  • Puppy!dk does also eat hw
  • He’s done it a few times but he ended up puking it back up >.<
  • Paper doesn’t sit well with his tummy
  • Hates seeing you sad
  • When you look down, he’ll waddle over and plop himself down in your lap and stare at you with the cutest puppy eyes
  • Then he goes to grab his toy for you to play with him
  • Never fails to cheer you up
  • How could you not?
  • Puppy!dk is literally the cutest
  • Ball of endless energy
  • Freaking BOUNCES everywhere with his floppy ears !!!!
  • Only puppy bouncier than him is possibly puppy!hoshi
  • No one else comes close
  • Wakes you up in the middle of the night so he can go outside to pee
  • Wakes you by walking into your room and nudging your face with his bold, wet nose
  • gets real annoying
  • but he koot so you forgive him

SEUNGKWAN:

  • Epitome of swaggy corgi pup
  • Acts like he’s too cool for his human
  • He has a little pair of sunglasses that are too big for him
  • Wears them all the time anyways
  • Lowkey salty about puppy!Vernon being the one to start the party when the owners are out
  • Gets over it really quick bc he steals the show real fast
  • Shoves his shades onto his snout and steals the mic from puppy!vernon
  • Howls and barks like it’s nobody’s business
  • Also dances while doing this
  • Has tried to learn how to backflip from puppy!hoshi
  • Didn’t end too well
  • Only reason he didn’t break anything during the backflip attempts is that he didn’t really turn….
  • Minor details
  • Still convinced he was super close to succeeding
  • Puppy!hoshi lets him think that
  • V easily scared
  • One time, he was sitting in the backyard when a leaf fell onto his snout
  • He freaked - jumped up and ran around until his little legs fell out from under him in a panic
  • Refused to go outside for a solid 4 hours after that experience
  • Spent those 4 hours trying to get into the treat bag
  • Never figured out how to open the ziploc and ripped open a hole
  • Was greeted by another ziploc bag holding the treats inside a box that had been in a bigger bag
  • Never got to the treats
  • Also LOVES attention from you
  • Will come and plop himself down in your lap, belly up and will even drag your hand to his belly if you’re taking too long
  • P much a demand for a belly rub
  • Gotta be able to read the signs
  • Whines when your hand stops moving
  • WANTS TO FIGHT PUPPY!SCOUPS FOR STEALING BELLY RUB TIME
  • Doesn’t bc despite being a beagle, puppy!scoups is known for strength
  • ALSO WANTS TO FIGHT PUPPY!MINGYU FOR TAKING “JUST ONE BITE” FROM HIS FOOD BOWL
  • Puppy!mingyu and puppy!seungkwan have different ideas of what constitutes the term “one bite”
  • Really salty about everything and holds his grudges against the other puppies until they bring him food or ignore him back
  • One or the other
  • Falls over a lot for no reasons
  • Prob bc his legs are so stubby
  • #justcorgiproblems

Written by Admin Sea

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