*Pointing at the broken coffee machine* Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
I did. I broke it.
No. No, you didn’t Joshua. Mingyu?
Don’t look at me, look at The8.
What? I didn’t break it!
Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
No, it’s not!
If it matters, probably not, but Seungkwan was the last one to use it.
Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hoshi!
Let’s not fight! I broke it. Let me pay for it.
No. Who broke it?
Woozi, Vernon has been awfully quiet…
*To camera people* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
It’s been a year. A year now that I’ve been with you and fallen so deeply in love. I’m so grateful I was given the opportunity to discover you. You motivate and inspire me so much and without you I wouldn’t be the person I am today. You make me just beyond happy and proud I can’t explain. You’ve made me feel something I’ve never felt for a human before. I will always be here to support you so always remember to keep fighting and remember there are so many people who love you. Never be sad because seeing you smile makes all us carats smile even bigger. You are so perfect in every single way and I don’t want to change a thing about you. I want to stand on a mountain and scream to the world that I’m in love with you. My heart belongs to you and only you now. Thank you for coming into my life. I will love you forever and always,
Hansol Vernon Chwe