Your Grandpa’s Pocket Reviews of the “Classy” Movies He Saw This Year
Gravity Ryan is a very strange name for a girl, but I like that Mr. George Clooney was actually really alive the whole time.
Frances Ha/Nebraska I prefer my movies in color these days, thank you very much.
Upstream Color I have no idea what this was that I just watched.
Her Not for me.
Before Midnight Fell asleep halfway through.
Blue is the Warmest Color I’m not a big foreign movies guy.
Stories We Tell It’s like I always say, best to keep things to yourself at all costs.
The Great Gatsby My eyes hurt and I had to stop.
Blue Jasmine I didn’t like that it kept switching times back and forth. Confusing! Just tell the story Mr. Allen!
American Hustle As a member of The Greatest Generation, I make it a point to see every movie with American in the title. This has mostly been a disastrous decision (American Pie, American Psycho, Wet Hot American Summer) and I probably need to rethink it.
Spring Breakers I could not follow this at all.
Patton I put this on the list every year, because every single year it is the best movie that I watch in that year.
Saving Mr. Banks Runner-up to Patton for movie of the year. A real home run.
Lee Daniels’ The Butler Your grandmother made me watch this.
ma io vedo i tuoi colori veri
che risplendono dentro te
vedo i tuoi colori veri
ed è per questo che ti amo
quindi non avere paura
I tuoi colori veri
I colori veri sono belli
come un arcobaleno