verbal bomb

one of my favorite threats is “youre not invited to my birthday party anymore”.

from ages 4 to 11 its one of the most heinous things you can say, then 12 through 17 its just embarassing cuz teenz think that thats a childish thing to say, but from 18 onward, it only gets more and more effective, if only because it confuses the person youre speaking to.

its like a verbal smoke bomb. it catches them off guard and disorients them to the point that they might not even know how to react.

I cannot describe how perfect this app is if you’ve been in an emotionally abusive relationship. This shit is real and it’s a vicious cycle. The app is called “No Contact” and it reminds you of how things actually were rather than how you’ve been programmed to see things - and most of all not to contact the abuser.

Jokers Daughter Imagine: Kidnapped

Request: (anonymous) Jokers daughter (who’s like a toddler) gets kidnapped while with the family and Jokers son (who’s older) loses his shit before Joker and barely can and he goes on a solo murder rampage to get her back.

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Different event maps released after the Columbine High School Massacre:

Version of the events of the Columbine High School shooting, as reported by the Denver Post. Though there were 15 deaths, at the time very little was known about what had actually happened inside the school. The Denver Post and many other news sources were reporting “as many as 25 dead” until they got a solid number from Jefferson County. This is just one of several details about the shootings that weren’t accurate.


Jefferson County’s map of events at Columbine High School.


MSNBC’s version of events (more information below)

1. Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, wearing fatigues and trench coats, open fire in the school’s parking lot around 11:20 a.m. after the bombs they set didn’t detonate. Two students are killed before the killers even enter the school.

2. The two shooters continue firing as they walk through the hallway leading from the entrance to the cafeteria.

3. The gunmen enter the cafeteria with two sawed-off shotguns, a 9mm semiautomatic carbine rifle and a 9mm Tec-9 semiautomatic pistol. They fire randomly into the panicked swarm of running students and ignite pipe bombs. Students scramble from the cafeteria to closets, bathrooms and other areas, some running right out of their shoes to get away.

4. The gunmen, still shooting, head upstairs. Teacher Dave Sanders is shot, but tries to move students down the hall away from danger, managing to get them into a science lab.
Klebold and Harris enter the science lab right next to the one where Sanders and the students hide. They turn on all the gas spigots and drop lit pipe bombs, proceeding to head for the library.

5. Bleeding from wounds, Teacher Dave Sanders makes his way into this science classroom with several students, where he dies about three hours later from blood loss.

6. In the library a teacher places a 911 call after she’s shot in the shoulder when the sounds of the pipe bombs draw her out to see what’s going on. Loudly laughing, Harris and Klebold enter the library minutes after she does, and yell “All jocks stand up!” before opening fire. One student athlete is saved when a female student covers the baseball slogan on his shirt. The two gunmen and 10 others are later found dead in the library.

7. Choir room: A group of students rehearsing have to seek cover when their teacher gets wind of the gunfire. Some move into the auditorium, others waiting several minutes before making a break for the main hall and freedom. One boy, panicked, climbs into the ceiling where he waits out the enitre 7 hours in the cramped confines above the front exit, till the ceiling gives way beneath him, allowing him to scramble outside.

8. Auditorium: Students lie down between the seats as teachers warn them to be silent. The janitor finally tells them to leave, ushering them out. The killers take pot-shots at the fleeing students.

9. Weight room: Several students hide in the weight room.

10. Gymnasium: An administrator moves students in gym class into an equipment room. Students remain in the room for about 15 minutes before being moved outside.

11. Bathroom: Senior Nick Foss and a friend push two teachers a cook and one other into a bathroom. They can hear the gunmen yell, “We know you’re in there!” as they prowl the halls and check on the propane bomb left in the kitchen.

12. At this time the cafeteria surveillance tapes caught the two shooters wandering about, drinking from cups left behind and checking the positions of the armed forces out the windows, verbally frustrated that the bombs outside didn’t go off as planned.

13. Cafeteria Kitchen: Two days after the shooting, police find a 20-pound propane bomb, which they say had nails and other items taped to it to create shrapnel.


Aerial map of Columbine High School and surrounding grounds, including student and staff parking lots.

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A TL;DR:

John and Jade talk a lot like each other: look carefully. His most distinctive word is “Jade.”

Jade’s most distinctive word is “John.”

Rose speaks the most diversely of the betas. Her most distinctive word is “session.”

Dave curses the fifth most of any character. Unsurprisingly, his most distinctive word is “shit.”

The longer version

John’s lexical density (a rough measure of word diversity and thus vocabulary) is 8.9%, which is low for his corpus size of 34,000 words–he’s the second biggest talker in Homestuck after Karkat with 39,000 words. His cursing rate is 0.41%, which is low, and he prefers to use “shit.”

Jade’s LD is 10.6% from nearly 19,000 words, which is low. Compare John and Jade’s clouds and you’ll see the similarity in their speech. Her cursing rate is 0.12%, which is very low.

Rose’s LD is , 17.0% from about 21,000 words, which is higher than expected.. Her cursing rate is 0.16%, which is very low.

Dave’s LD is 12.6% from about 33,000 words, which is about average for this corpus size. He says the third most of any character in the web comic after John. If it’s not obvious, Dave’s cursing rate is very high at 2.27%. His lexical weapon of choice is fuck, making up 40% of all his 758 verbal bombs so far.

All of the dialog was compiled as one big corpus to which each character was compared to using AntConc. The top five were chosen, ignoring any common or interjective words.

John’s most distinctive words are Jade, dad, Rose, Vriska, and guess.

Jade’s are John, password, woof, Bec, and frog. I usually prefer to remove onomatopoeic words but “woof” was too cute to not include. Most of the woofs come from the time she chased Jaspersprite down the hallway on the ship.

Rose’s are session, Kanaya, grist, question, and null. Three of them all refer to some part of Sburb: the kids’s session, grist of various sorts, and a null session.

Dave’s most distinctive words are shit, fucking, fuck, dude, and fuckin. This makes it very apparent how much more he curses than the other betas.

Excluding John’s own cloud, John is the most frequently mentioned character in all of the other beta kids’ dialog.

Alpha kid word clouds

anonymous asked:

Dudebro: and that's why batman would *insert something sexist here* Me: Batman sucks Dudebro *whines and runs away* my tutor: but you have repeatedly have told me how much you love batman Me: too lazy to lecture him about how he's wrong

its like throwing a verbal smoke bomb

Hunger - chapter 21

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The wolf can hear three heartbeats outside the door. The wolf likes those odds. He has his alpha to lead him and his human pack mate by his side, and the two other humans as well. The two others are not pack, but also not enemies. The wolf is confused by them, but his alpha trusts them, and the wolf trusts his alpha.

The wolf is wearing his human skin now, but he is pushing away his human thoughts. They are waiting like the hunters behind the door, ready to burst in and try to overwhelm the wolf. It is easier, for now, to think in the wolf’s terms. His alpha is here. That is all the wolf needs to know. The human clambering in the back of the wolf’s mind is to be ignored for now. That human, Derek, that boy, who wants to hug Uncle Peter and cry and demand the answers to a hundred questions there is no time to answer. That boy who thought his uncle was dead along with the rest of them. That boy who thought he was the last surviving Hale. That boy retreated long ago and left the world to the wolf. And the wolf is ready to fight.

Beside him, his Stiles is armed with a piece of chain.

The wolf feels a growl begin to rumble in his chest. It is a sound that signifies a hundred different things: a warning to his boy to be careful, a warning to the hunters that his boy is deadly, a signal to his alpha that he and his boy have his back, a reminder to the moon that he knows she is watching him, and an acknowledgement that he will soon be tasting blood.

The wolf is proud of his boy right now. Stiles has been so small and so scared, but here at last is the anger he has honed to a sharp edge. Here at last are his teeth and claws. Here at last is his chance to fight. Here at last is the measure of him, and the wolf knows he will be magnificent. Stiles has the heart of a wolf.

The heart, yes.

Not the muscle though.

The wolf won’t only be guarding his alpha’s back out there.

His boy catches his eye and nods.

The door bursts open.

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the signs as k-hip hop(-ish) bands/singers
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> Dok2, Kangnam, Mad Clown, Outsider, Mino, Hanhae, Bang Yong-guk, Zion.T, Mingyu, U-kwon, Himchan, Jackson, Bom<p/><b>Taurus:</b> Cheetah, Jay Park, Hani, Junghwa, B:eta, D:elta, H:eta, BamBam, Nakta<p/><b>Gemini:</b> Yoon Mi-rae, i:ota, Shownu, A-Tom, Kim Hansol<p/><b>Cancer:</b> Park Kyung, Tablo, Wonwoo, C:ode, Daehyun<p/><b>Leo:</b> Basick, Tiger JK, G-Dragon, Haha, Kim Jin-Pyo, 5Zic, S.Coups, E:psilon, Gohn<p/><b>Virgo:</b> Beenzino, Rap Monster, Zico, Hyerin, Jungkook, Mark, Junior, Choi Youngjae<p/><b>Libra:</b> B.I, Crucial Star, Noh Seung-hwan, Sanchez, Swings, Zelo, Jinsil, F:ie, Taeil, Jimin, Jooheon, P-Goon, Yano, Jenissi<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> MC Tukutz, Kim Jin-woo, Microdot, MC Mong, Masta Wu, T.O.P, J:eta, Yugyeom, Lee Minhyuk, Hojoon, Dara<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> Bobby, Jessi, Yong Jun-hyung, MC Meta, Tymee, Verbal Jint, LE, B-bomb, Jin, Kihyun, Kidoh<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> Black Nut, Double K, Gaeko, Mithra Jin, Iron, J'Kyun, LOCO, Ollttii, Solji, Jaehyo, V, JB, Hyungwon, B-Joo, Minzy<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> Kisum, Jerry K, Cream, Giriboy, P.O, Minos, San-E, E-Sens, Vernon, J-hope, G:amma, Yoo Youngjae, Jongup, i.M, Xero<p/><b>Pisces:</b> CL, Choiza, Gary, MC Sniper, SiMS, Kiggen, Yuk Jidam, Simon Dominic, The Quiett, Wonho, Sangdo<p/></p>
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It’s not surprising that CM Punk cited the radical WWE Hall of Famer “Rowdy” Roddy Piper as a childhood influence. After all, Punk was the embodiment of the anti-establishment, whose skill at igniting verbal “pipe bombs” was rivaled only by the late “Hot Rod” himself.

Punk even looked the part of rebel with his too-numerous-to-count tattoos and body piercings. Yet, he waxed way more philosophical than his exterior might have suggested, and showed a diverse set of interests that included ghost hunting, G.I. Joe and the “Straight Edge” movement, a subculture that rejects the use of drugs, alcohol and a dependency lifestyle.