venture financing

anonymous asked:

You have enlightened my mind, friend; i now know why a hate every house in my neighborhood. But *why* do these mcmansion monstrosities get built? Who profits? If anything, the well designed housed you point out seem simpler and more efficient to build than a comparable mcmansion, so why do they get made? (Thank you btw for this blessing of a blog).

McMansions get built for mostly two reasons: 

1.) Resale value, equity, or speculation on the part of investment banks. 

This is why so many housing developments sprung up between the Savings & Loan meltdown of the 80s and the Great Recession, which began in 2008. Often neighborhoods were financed by venture capitalists, rather than homebuyers or building companies. 

Why? To drum up more mortgages, bitches. More mortgages can be bundled into Mortgage-Backed Securities, an investment vehicle that could never possibly go wrong because people have to have to pay their mortgage or else they’ll lose their house. These can then be traded and sold for real monies. 

You know what’s better? Even if a mortgage looks like it’s gonna be a dud, we just bundle that shit mortgage with some decent mortgages. Like a shit sandwich, we but the shit-tier mortgages in a layer (called a tranche) on the bottom. Then we stack better mortgages on top of it, saving the best mortgages for the very last. Call it a collateralized debt obligation, another new investment vehicle. The decent mortgages will definitely protect the investment even if the shit mortgages default. Btw, these are all rated TRIPLE A MOTHERFUCKERS

It get’s even better, dawg. Why don’t we deal out mortgages to people with no jobs or assets and then put all these ULTRA SHITTY MORTGAGES into ONE MEGA SHITBALL MORTGAGE, sell it as an investment bundle called a credit default swap, and bet our money (and sweet investment vehicles) against it, so if people default on their mortgages WE WIN. Who cares if people lose their home we gettin rich sonnnnn. What could possibly go wrong???

2.) To be big. 

I’m talking really big. I’m talking way bigger than your house, Sandy. Your house looks like a little bitch next to my house. My house has 3 living rooms, 8 bedrooms and 11 bathrooms. Your house? I bet you don’t even have a double dishwasher, you lowlife piece of trash. 

Sister Location is....CANCELLED?

So it…seems like it’s all over, right?

SIKE

The text reads:

“In other news: The grand opening of Circus Baby’s Pizza World has been apparently been cancelled due to reported gas leaks in the building. Sources close to the establishment question the report, saying that strange activity around the area at night suggest something else is to blame.

One local is quoted as saying, “Everything just stopped. There was so much excitement built around this place opening, and then they just stopped talking about it. There was only a handful of people that ever got a look at the inside, kids from here and there, making sure everything worked right, you know. I guess they weren’t quite as ready as they thought they were.”

A tenant from across the street claims to have witnessed a large group of cars surrounding the building during the night, and large pieces of equipment being taken out of the building under tarps. A few weeks later the building was for sale. 

There is no comment yet from the local entrepreneur who financed the venture.”


(As if this kind of thing would ever happen from Scott. PLEASE. Last time there was a game leak from him being “hacked”, it was a cleverly crafted joke.)

I’m going to write a longer post about him later, pulling information from The Silver Eyes, the last teaser source code, and even FNaF World, but the “local entrepreneur” who owned the building which was to be Circus Baby’s Pizza World can’t be, in my mind, anyone but William Afton, the business partner of the mechanical genius behind the animatronics from the novel. 

This has a very original FNaF feel, as the text reflects the newspaper articles from the first few games. 

Here’s what we know:

  • Circus Baby’s Pizza World never officially opened, due to gas leaks in the building.
  • The reports may not be legitimate, as neighboring sources question the alleged gas leaks themselves.
  • There’s clearly suspicious stuff going on, mostly at night, where things are being transported.
  • There is one specific person at the head of this establishment, and there are a handful of others who are in on it, whatever’s going on.

Send me your thoughts!
Tell me about how your heart stopped when you saw the word CANCELLED!

( I nearly cried)

– G

Scottgames update

So apparently the latest update on ScottGames.com has gotten some people pretty freaked out.

Well, in case you haven’t seen it yet

“In other news:  The grand opening of Circus Baby’s Pizza World has apparently been cancelled due to reported gas leaks in the building.  Sources close to the establishment question the report, saying that strange activity around the area at night suggest something else to blame.

One local is quoted as saying, ‘Everything just stopped.  There was so much excitement build around this place opening and then they just stopped talking about it.  There was only a handful of people that ever got a look at the inside.  kids from here and there, making sure everything worked right.  You know.  I thought they weren’t quite as ready as they thought they were.’

A tenant from across the street claims to have witnessed a large group of cars surrounding the building during the night and large pieces of equipment being taken out of the building under tarps.  A few weeks later the building was for sale.

There is no comment yet from the local entrepreneur who financed the venture.”

In other news,the grand opening of Circus Baby’s Pizza World has apparently been cancelled due to report gas leaks in the building.Sourses close to the establishment question the report,saying that strange activity aroung the area at night suggest something is to blame

One local is quoted as saying “Everything just stopped” there was so much excitement built around this place opening and then they just stopped talking about it,there was only a handful of people that ever got a look at the inside,kids from here and there,make sure everything worked right,you know,I guess they weren’t quite as ready as they thought they were

A tenant from across the street claimed to have witnessed a large group of cars surrounding the building during the night,and large peices of equipment being taken out of the building under tarps.A few weeks later the building was for sale

There is no comment yet from the local entreprenue who financed the venture

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“In other news: The grand opening of Circus Baby’s Pizza World has been cancelled due to reported gas leaks in the establishment building. Sources close to the establishment question the report, saying that strange activity around the area at night suggest something else is to blame

One local is quoted as saying ‘Everything just stopped. There was so much excitement built around this place opening and then they just stopped talking about it. There was only a handful of people that ever got a look at the inside, kids from here and there making sure everything worked right, you know. I guess they weren’t quite as ready as they thought they were.’ 

A tenant from across the street claims to have witnessed a large group of cars surrounding the building during the night, and large pieces of equipment being taken out of the building under tarps. A few weeks later the building was for sale.

There is no comment yet from the local entrepreneur who financed the venture.”

kittys-arts  asked:

Go to Scott's website

No no no WAIT!! THERE’S A TEXT

“In other news: The grand opening of Circus Baby’s Pizza World has apparently been cancelled due to  reported gas leaks in the building. Sources close to the establishment question the report, saying that strange activity around the area at night suggest something else is to blame. 

One local is quoted as saying, ‘Everything just stopped. There was so much excitement built around this place opening and then they just stopped talking about it. There was only a handful of people that ever got a look at the inside, kids from here and there, making sure everything worked right, you know. I guess they weren’t quite as ready as they thought they were.’ 

A tenant from across the street claims to have witnessed a large group of cars surrounding the building during the night, and large pieces of equipment being taken out of the building under traps. A few weeks later the building was for sale. 

There is no comment yet from the local entrepreneur who financed the venture.”