sunaffair asked:

whoa! what happened? sorry if you've covered this before.

i cant recall if i have. the recently healed scab which is now a scar is from bailing off a longboard, the bruise is from god knows where, and the giant open wound is a burn from someone drunkenly spilling boiling hot water on my knee straight from a fresh tea kettle two days ago. you should’ve seen it when it was a giant fucking blister.

sunaffair asked:

"hey, man. so... i'm a raging homosexual. you know (whichever female co-worker you find attractive)? she's more my type than you ever will be. definitely not personal." that takes care of that.

you’re the best