vending machine stuff

dating nct dream; chenle ver.

this is probably gonna be kinda really long


-this boy is probably as clueless as jisung smh

-but he knows the simple things!!

-hand holding, hugging, etc

-and leT ME EXPLAIN

-how he fell in love~~~~~

-as in love as an 01 liner can

-ok so chenle first met you at school

-well, the first time he saw you he didnt really meet you

-so he was wandering down the halls like the cool kid he is!!!

-and he was about to go in the music room bc what else does this nerd do with his life

-he had the day off from training too so like

-why not mess around in a place he loves!!!

-so he’s about to walk in but then

-GASP

-HE HEARS

-A VOICE

-SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-FROM INSIDE THE ROOM!!

-how cliche is this smh

-ANYWAYS HE HEARS A VOICE SINGING

-and he immediately mELTS

-“omg angels are real i cant tell anyone abOUT THIS”

-so he slowly opens the door just a bit and looks in and sees someone sitting on a chair, back turned to him and has headphones on

-so you dont notice him at all bc your back is to the door and your headphones are top notch af!!!

-chen’s just standing there at the door like a creeper and all he can think about is “i wanna marry them”

-he listens to you singing your lil heart out for a lil bit longer but his smol heart cant handle it

-he’s already too in love with you

-so he’s like “I GOTTA GO TELL SOMEONE ABOUT HOW IN LOVE I AM WITH THE PERSON IN THAT ROOM” so he dASI RUN RUN RUNS AWAY AND SHUTS THE DOOR

-and you just didnt notice at all

-so he runs back to the dorms and bursts through the door dramatically screaming “I NEED HELP”

-the rest of the dream team are like “omg what’s wrong are you dying”

-but he’s just like “MY HEART FEELS FUNNY IT KEEPS BEATING (and noT BC I RAN HOME) AND I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA THROW UP BUT IN A GOOD WAY AND LIKE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT ONE THING" 

-he doesnt know he’s in love and i just what a cutiepie omg

-jaemin stares at him for a second before falling on the floor laughing

-mark’s trying to contain himself but it’s too cute to not laugh 

-“chen chen listen to me i think youre in love man” -jaemin

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN” -chenle, pterodactyl screeching

-mark tries to calm him down while also getting the juicy gossip 10/10 “it’s ok dude, tell hyungs who it is

-and then jisung like, slides in and is like "yeah chen tell HYUNGS WHO IT IS” which makes chen hit him

-chen gets kinda sad and freezes “oh my god… i dont know”

-“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW YOURE IN LOVE WITH THEM” jisung screams

-“I DIDNT SEE THEIR FACE I JUST HEARD THEM SINGING”

-so he spends the next 5 days trying to find out who it is

-asking everybody to sing for him, getting dragged away by jeno and renjun

-“we’re sorry for him” -ren and jeno trying to do damage control

-“NO I NEED TO FIND OUT IF THEYRE THE ONE” chen, as he’s struggling against his friends

-ok so like, that obviously fails so chen’s sad for the next 5903 years

-and he’s like “im never gonna fall in love again”

-and the dream team are like"IM SICK OF THIS LET’S JUST HELP HIM FIND HIS DREAM GIRL/BOY”

-“that’s so much work tho” -hae

-“*cue ren grabbing him by his collar, eyes bloodshot and clearly distressed* YOU TRY BEING THE ONE HE GOES TO WHENEVER HE MISSES HIS ONE TRUE LOVE YOURE GOING TO HELP US WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT”

-jaemin has to drag him away but ren keeps screeching

-so one of the boys sneak into like, every vocal class to listen to everybody sing for like 2 weeks but they still cant find the one 

-chen keeps saying “NO IT’S NOT ANGELIC ENOUGH IT’S NOT THEM" 

-so he nearly gives up bc he thinks it’s just not meant to be :ccc

-also, chen’s the type to walk pass the music room dramatically, staring at the door as he does so 

-so he’s doing that one time but woah. W O A H!!! HE HEARS THE VOICE AGAIN

-“omg fuk chen be a man and aSK THEM FOR THEIR NAME” -chen, screaming at himself

-so he slowly opens the door and woAH IT’S YOU

-he knocks on the door but you dont notice, your headphones on again so he takes a deep breath and walks over 

-he taps your shoulder lightly which makes you sCREAM AND FALL OFF YOUR CHAIR

-chen is so red omg

-“im so sorry i didnt mean to do that!!!!!!!!”

-YOURE ON THE FLOOR AND SCRAMBLING TO GET UP AND HE’S STILL APOLOGIZING 

-“im so sorry omg!!!!!!!!!!" 

-"it’s ok man” -you, laughing really hard at yourself and him

-“im… im chenle and ive been looking for you for like… forever-” chen turns ever redder bc it sounds so creepy coming from his mouth

-“i know who you are. how do you know me?" 

-chen’s brain short circuits and all he can think about is "OH MY GOD YOU KNOW ME” and he accidentally says it out loud

-“everybody in this school knows you, youre in nct dream…”

-he feels embarrassed bc he didnt remember

-you glance at the clock and see that it’s almost time for your guardian to pick you up 

-so you just tell him “well i have to go but im y/n. i come here every tuesday if you need me." 

-and you grab your backpack and sling it over your shoulder

-and he looks like a fish opening his mouth and closing it trying to say something but you just look so cool doing that and im!!!!!!!

-so just as youre about to leave he’s like 

-"i really like your voice”

-he like BLURTS it out he sounds all choked up and stuff omg

-and you pause for like, an hour before you turn around and look at him 

-“thanks." 

-you sound really shy and cute and adorable omg

-the last thing you say is "i like yours too” before you walk away like nothing happened

-as soon as you close the door behind you and leave, chen COLLAPSES

-HE FALLS ONTO HIS KNEES AND CURLS INTO A BALL

-the rest of the dream team probably crawl out of the closet or something inside the room 

-they stare at chen’s half-dead body for a bit before jisung says something

-“is he ok" 

-"lol when is he ever” -ren

-so chen’s laying on the ground in a ball

-and mark’s just like “i never signed up to be a parent when i auditioned but w/e dude”

-so he walks over and picks chen up like it’s their wedding day or somethin smh and has to like, carry him back home

-so every tuesday he meets up with you in the music room 

-at first you were like “uh but why would you wanna be here when you can be with your idol friends”

-but after a bit you got used to it

-and you would like, wait for him to arrive before you started doing anything

-and your school is probably one of those school with vending machines and stuff smh fancy af 

-so whenever you bought a drink or a snack, you’d buy one for him too

-which makes chen just falls in love with you even more bc “omg, they think of me when im not there woAH "even tho it’s just like, a drink or something

-so the first few times, it would just be you singing and him listening 

-but after the fourth time he swung on over to you in the music room you were like "dont you wanna sing too?”

-and chen’s just like “omg, uh i sing a lot already and i really like your voice”

-but youre just like “i like your voice too. do you wanna sing with me?”

-so when he hears you say that, he’s like “oh.. oh…… i………IF YOU WANNA”

-and you know that song jungkook and lady jane sang on masked singer (here’s the link if you havent heard it: x)

-well youre like “do you know this song??” (HINT IT’S THE SONG I LINKED ABOVE WINK) and you sing a smol part of it for him

-he literally melts in his seat bc your voice is so angelic and you sang the part of the song where it was like “im in love”

-he manages to nod tho

-so you two sing together (what a bunch of cuties omg) and after you guys finish, chen is LITERALLY ON CLOUD 9

-and all you say is “we sounded nice together” before grinning and he just awkwardly chuckles and scratches the back of his neck 

-“yeah, yeah we did" 

-and when you leave this time, youre like "i’ll see you later chen” and leave 

-chen’s dying again bc “omg they called me chEN INSTEAD OF CHENLE WE’RE PRACTICALLY MARRIED”

-when you guys pass each other in the halls you two smile at each other but dont interact much bc he doesnt want crazy fans to hurt you :cc

-this lil duck’s way of confessing was so cute and cliche

-the next tuesday, he was like “i gotta do this today!! i must confess!!!!!!!!” so he like practices what he’s gonna say over and over again

-he probably uses ren as a practice test

-and when it’s finally tuesday, you head to the music room but chen’s already there!!

-“oh hey what’s up man” -you

-“HOW DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING’S UP”

-“you look really nervous”

-and he just like shrivels up into a ball but he is a man!!!!! he can do this!!!!!!!!!!!

-and he like, sings you a really cute ballad and asks you out

-your heart is pounding and your face is probably really red

-youre standing there and not saying anything so chen gets really scared

-but then you say “oh my god” really quietly and then “of course you idiot oh my gosh” and shove him lightly

-after you two started dating, chen tries his best to walk with you to school and walk you home too what a cutiepie ;-;

-just saying now chen is a clueless MESS (in the cutest way possible!!!)

-like, if he sees a doggo on the way to school with you

-HE HAS TO PET IT

-it doesnt matter if the guy with the doggo is scary

-HE GOTTA

-if there’s a van with the sign “free candy” in badly written handwriting

-”THAT LOOKS NICE, Y/N WE GOTTA GO GET SOME CANDY”

-whenever you two sing duets all chen can look at is you

-especially if it’s a love song

-youre always on his mind and he cant ever find words that explain how much he loves you so he tries to write songs for you

-for your one year anniversairy he wrote a song for you and sang it in the music room where you two met

-he smiles really hard when he sees you, his face squishes up and it’s sO CUTE UGH

-he hugs you as a greeting after you two started dating

-i feel like chen would love giving you forehead kisses omg

-if he’s going away on a trip or a tour or something, he’d leave voice messages for you of him singing or telling you he loves you or something oh my gosh

-he’s such a sweet boy and he loves you so much

-he would honestly give you the world 

-and you would too!! because you love him just as much as he loves you ♡

Question: Which member is the most 4D?

Yongseok: Within our members, the most 4D one is definitely Sangmin. He always pretends to be naive. It doesn’t matter what I ask him, his answer is always I don’t know~don’t know~. Supposedly as a hyung, he should give me guidance but it turns out, I’m the one helping him. Also, he’s always so carefree.

Takuya: I agree! Recently, Sangmin has gotten in the habit of taking other peoples cell phones to take selcas. My cell phone will suddenly have an increase of over 30 pictures of him, it’s a little scary. In doing this, Sangmin really is very 4D. (haha)

Yongseok: My cell phone has fallen victim too!

Takuya: However, recently Seyoung-hyung is strange too.

Yongseok: True! True! He doesn’t sleep, right? I’ll wake up in the middle of the night feeling thirsty and get up, and then I’ll see him watching a movie. When does he sleep?

Takuya: Recently, he’s become a night-owl. Speaking of which, Yongseok, do you believe UFOs or supernatural stuff like that exist?

Yongseok: I do! Because aliens and the supernatural are all forms of life. Although… I haven’t seen any with my own two eyes.

Takuya: I don’t. Even though if I think about it, I get a little scared but I haven’t seen any.

Yongseok: Takuya is very stubborn about this. (haha)

Takuya: Also, right now I feel like there is something strange about Korean people and that’s that… how can they eat such spicy stuff? Even though I can eat some spicy stuff, I end up drinking a lot of water.

Yongseok: Because it’s not spicy.

Takuya: It’s strange, right? (haha)

Yongseok: When we’re little, we get used to eating tteokbokki or kimchi stew, which all helps us get used to eating spicy stuff. After that, spicy stuff doesn’t have much effect anymore. In Japan, I felt the strange thing was the variety food vending machines there. With such an advanced hospitality/restaurant industry, they shouldn’t need that many food vending machines. Although, this is very interesting and is also a good method.

Takuya: There are food vending machines that sell stuff like ramen, cold noodles, eggs and other farm goods too~

Yongseok: It’s awesome! Ice cream vending machines are the best!! I’ve had some with Casper-hyung before, it was really good. I want to eat it again.

[T/N: I did my best translating from a Chinese translation (so it’s a 2x translation @.@) the question originally said “inconceivable” but that can be translated as “strange (hence Takuya’s statement about Korean people being “strange”) or being 4D]

[Conclusion: They are all 4D]

my fave SCP is the one where its a vending machine with a keyboard i think shes great and i appreciate her existence and she’s clearly in lesbians with the vending machine who dispenses random stuff. 

flickr

empire of signs da tim t.
Tramite Flickr:
vending machines and other stuff on the platform of the nishi nippori station on the yamanote line.