genre/warnings: university!au, fratboy!svt, semi-crack, lots of silly humor and fluff, minor use of penetrative sex toys, slight dom!Jun
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summary: After seeing your best friend get paired up through an alleged matchmaker, you can’t help but wonder about the credibility of his business. Wen Junhui, your resident Cupid, can’t help but take on the challenge of setting you up with Mr. Right. (Un)fortunately it seems like that person is right in front of you.
for @wen-junehui, remember that jun loves you to lil bitty bits and misses you
College was supposed to be some sort of life-changing experience, but the only thing that was currently blowing your mind was the lack of experience.