RULE #5 - HTFU This is what happens when you hit a pothole at 24 MPH and go flying into a huge thorn bush. This occurred on mile 70-out-of-100. I’m no Hoogerland, but I must admit I was proud to be able to finish my century ride, even after the crash. HTFU.
While the minimum number of bikes one should own is three, the correct number is n+1, where n is the number of bikes currently owned. This equation may also be re-written as s-1, where s is the number of bikes owned that would result in separation from your partner.
Rule #12 / The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
There’s tan line cultivation and then there’s tan line cultivation. If you aren’t in awe of this, you have your eyes closed. (Or you’re a normal person that doesn’t care about the weird crap us cycling folk do) #mannygram #rule7 #velominati #rplosangeles #raphaprestige
Photograph of Ferdinand “Ferdi” Kübler found on Velominati. Ferdi had impressive palmarès including the Tour de France (1950), World Road Championships (1951) ,Bordeaux-Paris (1953), Liège–Bastogne–Liège (1951, 1952) and La Flèche Wallonne (1951, 1952) among many others.
Rule 7: tan lines should be cultivated and kept razor sharp.
Under no circumstances should one be rolling up their sleeves or shorts in an effort to somehow diminish one’s tan lines. Sleeveless jerseys are under no circumstances to be employed. (Velominati)
Well I’ve certainly maintained this one today!!!