Man: *has legs slightly spread on bus
Feminist: “OMG THAT GUY HAS HIS LEGS SPREAD APART FROM EACH OTHER!!! THIS IS OPPRESSION!!! PATRIARCHY!!!
Man: "Actually, I was just moving my legs apart so my testicles don’t get squished.”
Feminist: “TESTICLES?! OF COURSE HE WOULD BRING UP HIS TESTICLES TO REMIND US HE’S A MAN! HE WANTS US TO VEIW HIM AS A SUPERIOR!! PATRIARCHY!!!”
Man: “If it bothers you that much, I can just keep my legs together. It might be a little uncomfortable, but it’s do-able.”
Feminist: “HE’S DOING SOMETHING BECAUSE A WOMAN ASKED HIM TO! HE MUST BE DOING THIS SO ILL HAVE SEX WITH HIM!! ALL MEN THINK OF US AS OBJECTS! PATRIARCHY!!!
Man: "Never mind. I’m done talking to you.”
Feminist: “WHAT?! BECAUSE IM A WOMAN I WONT UNDERSTAND?!?! ALL I WANT IS EQUALITY!!!!!!!”
Man: *stands up
Feminist: “Are you seriously not going to let me go first? I’m a lady.”