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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Surreal memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Vegital’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Surreal memes truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Meme Man’s existential catchphrase “Succ,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Reddit’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. Sketch of Old and New World Vegetation. Geography of Plants in Tropical Countries, A Study of the Andes, 1804.

accurate
  • the phandom in October: oooh bring on that spoopy content yes bitch spooky week, halloween baking spoop spoop spoop
  • dan: posts photo of him in all yellow holding a sunflower
  • the phandom: h-halloween,,, halloween who? sPRING HAS SPRUNG BITCHES LOOK AT HIM GO THATS OUR DAN, BRING OUT THE FLOWER CROWNS JANICE ITS TIME TO PLANT SOME VEGITATION

Humans are weird idea, what if some of the first people in space play a prank and convince Aliens that our babys come from storks, like what we tell little kids.

Alien: Human friend, I’ve been meaning to ask how you create young ones.
Human: Oh well uh *looks at other human and winks* Storks.
Alien: The tall birds with skinny legs?
Human: Yeah dude, babys get grown in a cabbage patch and then delievered to parents.
Alien: Why do they need to be grown with the vegitation?
Human: To feed the storks, duh?

Bunnicula - Warner Press Release Announces, ’Season 1, Part 1: Night of the Vegetable

2-DVD set with 20 episodes will hop onto store shelves this summer!


Posted by David Lambert - 4/18/2017
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

THE BRAND-NEW ANIMATED SERIES

BUNNICULA: SEASON 1, PART 1
IS AVAILABLE ON
DVD JUNE 27, 2017
FROM WARNER BROS.
HOME ENTERTAINMENT
Two-Disc Set Features 20 Episodes
Totaling Over Four Hours of Content


BURBANK, CA (April 17, 2017) - Meet the world’s most adorable vampire, Bunnicula. The vampire rabbit from the best-selling children’s book series comes to life in Bunnicula, a brand-new animated comedy series from Warner Bros. Animation, currently airing on Cartoon Network and releasing on DVD June 27, 2017, by Warner Bros. Home Entertainment (WBHE). Titled Bunnicula: Season 1 Part 1, this release will retail for $18.94 SRP DVD.

The series follows the paranormal comedy adventures of Bunnicula, the vampire rabbit. Bunnicula has an insatiable appetite for fresh vegetable juice, which boosts his paranormal powers. Upon moving to the mysterious Orlock Apartment building in New Orleans, 13-year-old Mina discovers Bunnicula locked away in a chamber way down in the basement. Mina falls instantly in love with Bunnicula, and adopts him as a pet…not knowing he has supernatural abilities.

The mischievous rabbit is met with open arms by Mina’s lovable, laid-back dog, Harold, and with abject fear by Mina’s paranoid cat, Chester. However, Bunnicula loves Mina, and will do anything to protect her from all the crazy supernatural animals and monsters he attracts, including ghostly alligators who squeeze through the pipes of their apartment building, and sinister spider-lambs released from Bunnicula’s book of supernatural bedtime stories. Hide your produce, as no carrot is safe around this supernatural bunny, whose delightful escapades with Mina, Harold and Chester will take viewers on a set of entertaining, supernatural adventures.

“The Bunnicula book series is a classic, with a huge fan following. Stories with supernatural themes are now in high demand, so it’s the perfect time to bring this wonderful series to television and onto DVD,” said Mary Ellen Thomas, Vice President Family & Animation Marketing. She added, “Bunnicula blends mystery, comedy, the paranormal and cutting edge animation. It’s a fresh, original new series that’s not to be missed. We’re excited to offer it on DVD.”
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いただきもの、塩焼きでいただきました。

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so… I made a Totoro bento von Helen Silivren