vegi tales

CREEPYPASTA: LOST VEGIE TALES EPISODE 666

u have probably herd of the childrens show vegeta tails. well t his cute christian bible show has a dark storryyy!!!!!!! in the dee-vee-dee version of Viagra Teals, Noah’s Arc, if u rewind it backwards until the video reaches -666 minutes, and then play it, a horror video shows!!! it is boob and larty, but they have jet black demon eyes that are so hyper realistc and cry blood from them that is on fire. 

on nite a smol boi named jimmy spilled molk on his dvd of this epinsode of Virginia Tables!!! he saw it. what happe ned next would schock him for lief. borp and lemony snicket were eating Asparagus Junior and he was bleeding and their moufs had skin and he was crying and bloodgore was evrywere and peple were daying and then borg and liason look at the camera and Asswipe Jiminy was dead and sad and then the bopity and lockjaw say into child camera screen “ur next, this is how the world ends. ther is no lord jaysus, he is ded” and then the camera cut. thet is the finale epinsode of VAGINA TITTIES. if u see it then THREE DAYS LATER you have no desire but to DIE And everyone then jumps into moving traffic.

SO REMEMBER, BENNEDICT THE TACOBELL AND LAKMAN THE CUMBUCKET ARE WATCHING U!!!!