Hannah and My conversation at 12:00am.
  • Me:I just heard the oven go off, but no one turned it on....
  • Hannah:This is why i sleep with a knife in my mattress.
  • Me:really? At home? Is it like a butter knife?
  • Hannah:no. Its like a big knife!!! *holds up hands to show size of knife*
  • Me:oh dear lord.