vegetarian

Dear @figs … You think you can just go out of season??? I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for fruit like you. If you decide to stay in grocery stores, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you and I will eat you. (I’ve been wanting to use that Taken speech forever, ok???) #FIGZ ✨

IG: @thelittleflowerpetal

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