vegetables will eat you



Lucy: Natsu, I want to eat something.

Natsu: Okay, okay. I’ll be back.

After a couple of minutes…

Lucy: Uuh. Natsu, I know I eat a lot now, but I can’t eat this much!

Natsu: Well, I guess I craved some too. Hehe.


Juvia: Gray-sama, can you please buy me ice cream?

Gray: Okay.

Comes back with all the flavors available

Gray: You didn’t mentioned the flavor you like, so I bought all flavors.


Levy: Gajeel, I’m hungry. Can you get me something to eat?

Gajeel: Yeah yeah.

Comes back with a bowl of iron


Jellal: Honey, you need to eat fruits and vegetables too. Too much cake is unhealthy.


Mira: Laxus, can you buy me the biscuits that I like?

Laxus: But that’s like, two streets away!

Mira activates Satan Soul

Laxus: Shit! Fine! Stop transforming, geez! It’s bad for the both of you, you know? God, Mira!

you know that cute little thing couples do when they write little notes when they pack their partner’s lunch? ok now imagine the same thing with sambucky. except instead of cute notes you get things like “eat ur fuckin vegetables u shit” tucked underneath Sam’s sandwich and “breakfast is the most important meal of the day right after me” taped to his granola bar

Ravus: “So… You truly love my sister?”

Noctis: “Yes. I love Luna with every fiber of my being”

Ravus: “Really? Prove it to me… You see this plate with vegetables? Eat everything up!”

Prompto: “Okay, I think this is going too far. Noct, you really don’t have to-”

Noctis: *has already started eating the vegetables without hesitation*

Prompto: “HOLY SHIT!!!!”

Gladio: “I’m scared! Someone please hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright!”

Iginis: “That’s it! The world has finally come to an end!”

Ravus: “I-I’m sorry for ever doubting you!”

Noctis with tears in his eyes: “WHERE IS THE DAMN BROCCOLI?!”


How to Survive Finals

Finals week is almost here and I, personally, am sick as a dog. It is Not Good. However, this being ill thing has shoved me into survival mode, which has reminded me of the important parts of surviving finals week!

Drink lots of water. Water is good for you. Dehydration leads to headaches, and constant sugary drinks lead to sugar crashes. Both are sucky, so just drink water!

Don’t come within five feet of me. I am currently a hive of filth and disease, laden down with most maladies known to man. Just stay away.

Remember sleep is your friend. Sleep is so good. Start studying NOW, so you don’t feel the last minute urge to ignore sleep in hopes of getting two more facts to stay in your brain.

Remember real food is your friend. Eat a vegetable that hasn’t been fried, you heathen. Your body will thank you and you will not feel like a garbage dump.

Try to start papers at LEAST three days before they’re due. There is NOTHING worse that trying to write a paper the night before it’s due, especially if it’s more than five pages long. Start early!

An uneventful finals week is a good finals week. Just because your friends are going to Walmart at 2 am to bother people does not mean you need to go with them, ESPECIALLY if you have a final before noon. Sometimes, being bored during finals week is the preferable option.

Go forth and make good decisions.

Concern Meme
  1. ‘I’ve not seen you eat a vegetable in a week. How about I make you a proper dinner?’
  2. 'That does not look like a flesh wound, dude.’
  3. 'Do you actually ever leave your office and sleep?’
  4. 'Sleeping on your desk totally doesn’t count.’
  5. 'I’ve seen healthier looking corpses. You should head to bed.’
  6. 'Keep hydrated! I’m concerned about you in that heat!’
  7. 'Have you practised any self-care today?’
  8. 'Do you want me to run a warm bath for you? We can use your favourite bubble bar.’
  9. 'I’ll hold your hair. Just take deep breaths.’
  10. 'I know there was a story about a girl who lived on nothing but pizza, but I really don’t think you’ll manage to do the same!’
  11. 'You look terrible. I mean, you look beautiful as ever, but also super sick.’
  12. 'Please go and rest? I’m so worried about you!’
  13. 'You need to sit for a while. Please? You’re always on your feet.’
  14. 'All this stress isn’t good for you.’
  15. 'Would you like a back-rub?’
  16. 'C'mon, look at me! Don’t close your eyes, okay?’
  17. 'Wake up! Come on, please! Come back to me!’
  18. 'You’re having a nightmare! It’s not real, I’m here!’
  19. 'What do you normally do to help your anxiety? We can do that.’
  20. 'Would you like me to sit with you while you go through this?’
  21. 'Are you okay for me to touch you? You can nod or shake your head.’
  22. 'Breathe, that’s it. Nice and steady.’
  23. 'I’m right here, I promise. I’m not going anywhere.’
  24. 'You can cry if you need to, it’s alright. No one would think badly of you.’
  25. 'Do you want a hug?’
  26. 'I’ll stay right with you until you fall asleep.’
  27. 'You went really dizzy there for a second. Can you hear me now?’
  28. 'I’ve got you. I won’t let anything happen to you. Just stay with me, please…’
  29. 'Where does it hurt? Can you show me?’
  30. 'I have a first aid kit, I can fix you up.' 
Smol human tol turian

Vetra: Wow, I always forget how short you humans are.

Ryder: You don’t say?

Vetra: I mean I have to be careful out on a mission, I don’t want to step on you.

Ryder: You’re too kind.

Vetra: But don’t worry, I’m sure if you drink your *looks at note* milk and eat your *glances at note again* vegetables, you’ll grow up to be big and strong.

Ryder: I’ll keep that in mind.

*A few feet away*

Liam: So for how long has she been doing these?

Peebee: Like twenty minutes, and I don’t think she’s gonna stop.

Self care tips

•exfoliate your skin makes your skin healthy fresh and soft (get a dry brush or exfoliating gloves)
• use coconut oil good for hair,skin & nails even good for taking off ur makeup good for razor burns too
• almond oil is good for taking off ur makeup also
• drink a lot of water
•eat your vegetables and fruit they make you glow af
• at least exercise once a week it’s good physically and mentally
• use lush mascara its natural,cruelty free and vegan makes your eyelashes get longer and healthier


🐝🐝🐝🍯🍯🍯🍓🍓🍓🌽🌽🌽Here to bring awareness to this:
please, if you can buy LOCAL honey, or buy actual honey, DO IT! (The product shown in the left image above is not bad) if you stop buying from companies/farmers that sell honey, that means that there will be less farmers/companies that will stop taking care of bees. meaning more bees will die… if you don’t already know why this is bad, bees help produce the fruits, vegetables and nuts that you eat on a daily basis. Without bees, we will eventually die.


I went for a wonder through the vege garden after my run today. We have been eating really well from the garden this year. Lots of beans, and peas. We have a heap of zucchini and have had a couple of meals of stuffed marrow, very delish. The tomatoes are producing a steady stream of sweet juicy fruit. The potatoes have been heavenly. The new berry bushes are looking good too. It is a small but very productive garden.

  • Me: I have a migraine
  • Coworkers, family, friends, non-migraine sufferers in general: Oh, sweetie- drink some water and eat your vegetables! You're just unhealthy and need to take better care of yourself! Then those darn migraines will go away! :):):)
  • Me:
  • Me: That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
The 5 Pillars of a Healthy Study Life


The best way to make information stick in your head is to review your notes shortly after your class or your lecture. Whether this means rewriting your notes, making flashcards or reading your notes aloud.


Exercise improve your concentration and reduces stress meaning that it is a vital aspect of maintaining a healthy study life. If you make time to get some fresh air and exercise outdoors you’ll be far more effective at studying when you hit the books again.

Sleep Schedule

Everyone knows that sleep is vitally important for both your health and your memory so it is important to have a healthy sleep schedule. Waking up and going to sleep around the same time each days means that you getter better sleep which improves your alertness and memory.

Eat Well

If you don’t treat your body well, you’ll end up getting sick and having to take time off school. Make sure that you eat enough fruits are vegetables to give your body and brain the vitamins that it needs.

Active Study

In order to remember information more effectively if study actively. This means answering questions and making up mnemonics rather than just reading through notes. 

Just Noctis and Prompto stuff

Noctis finally asking how Prompto lost all that weight.

Prompto: Oh you know, working out, eating healthy stuff like vegetables and-
Noctis: *puts his hand on Prompto’s shoulder and stares him dead serious in the eyes* Who hurt you? Who made you eat something horrible as vegetables??
Prompto: …I did??
Noctis: ….*leaves* We’re not friends anymore!!!
Prompto: ;;A;; But-But Noctis!!?? I did it for you!!

(if anyone uses this for something, credit would be awesome :D )


Wait, what?

Victor: Where is Yurio?

Yuuri: *Points the other sofa* He’s under that blanket, it seems he had a bad day on school

Victor: Oh, I know what makes he feels better! Yurio, do you want to go to Mc donals and order a happy meal?

Yurio: For God’s sake Dad! I’m fifteen!!

Victor:Then I suppose you don’t mind to eat vegetables tonight

Yurio:…Can i have a McFlurry?