The signs and their spirit vegetable
Taurus: Orange gourd
Gemini: A set of Ikea hemnes drawers
Cancer: Rather offensive cabbage
Leo: I was going to put tomato, but let’s not re-open that can of worms so carrots.
Libra: Sierra Leone bologi. And no, that’s not something ridiculous I made up, google it it’s actually quite interesting.
Scorpio: Jeremy Renner’s left shoe.
Aquarius: Rotten celery
Capricorn: Messier 31
Pisces: Slightly less offensive cabbage