vegemite song

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vegemite song. (in-case you were wondering) Aussies sing this better than their own anthem

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5 Seconds Of Summer Sing The Vegemite Song! 

anonymous asked:

how do I move to australia and where in australia should I move to

well to move here you are gonna need a few essentials:

1. a kangaroo saddle cause that will be ur transportation

2. thongs (get ur head out of the fucking gutter i mean the shoes)

3. a big of Australian slag cause otherwise you won’t know what the fuck people are talking about

4. Vegemite (learning the song helps too)

5. have a full understanding and knowledge of Home and Away

6. say mate more

7. say footy instead of football

8. hate Abbott with a passion and you’ll fit right in

9. Vegemite

10. iTS FUCKING PRAWNS ON THE BARBIE NOT SHRIMP IF U WANNA LIVE HERE KNOW THAT PLEASE

11. it’s bris-bin not bris-bane

12. Mel-bin not mel-borne

13. eat like 20 meat pies b4 entering Australia or u will be deported

14. can-brah not can-berra

15. loTS OF FAIRY BREAD

16. if u don’t know dame edna get the fuck out

17. we swear a lot, so I would swear more

18. buy areoguard ur gonna fucking need it

19. it’s soccer here not football

20. and if you don’t know Steve Irwin get the fuck out

as for where to live, live somewhere by the sea unless u wanna catch on fire

Australians
  • When hearing the anthem after a long time:
  • "Australians all let us rejoice, for we are young and free, with golden soil and wealth for toil sdfhsghdksseesdmumblemumble"
  • When hearing the Vegemite song after a long time:
  • "We're happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be, we all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast, lunch and tea, our mummies say we're growing stronger every single week, because we love our Vegemite, we all adore our Vegemite, it puts a rose in every cheek!
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