Healthy chocolate/hazelnut spread 🍃

Take 250 g of hazelnuts and roast them in the oven until they are brown and chrisp. (This isn’t obligatory but it will definitely enhance the flavour) Add the hazelnuts to a food processor and blend until the oils are released and a paste starts to form. Soak 4 dates in hot water for about 5 min, add the dates to the food processor and keep the water. Mix in 2 tbsp of raw unsweetened cocoa and a dash of unsweetened almond milk and blend. Add a pinch of salt and cinnamon for extra flavour. Pour in some of the water from the dates until you get a smooth delicious consistency of your liking🌿 Enjoy a guilt-free treat ✨

A super healthy cinnamon roll made from an adapted recipe from chocolatecoveredkatie (aka queen of healthy baked)

1/3 heaped cup spelt flour
½ tsp baking powder
Pinch of salt
¼ cup mashed banana

2 dates
½-1 tbsp warm water
¼ tsp vanilla
½ tsb cinnamon

All you gotta do is mix the ingredients for the dough until it forms a dough and leave it to the side.

With the dates you can omit the water if you have very fresh dates. Mash/mix/blend (what ever you gotta do to make a paste)

Roll out dough into a long snake on a floured counter.
Smooth date mix all along the dough snake

Roll in up ( use common sense which way you roll it)

Pop in an oven proof or microwave proof dish and cook

190-200 for 10 mins (fan oven) (approx)

3.5 mins at 900 ( microwave) ( approx)

Top with what you want

I used some coconut yoghurt and sweet freedom choc shot. Nuts and syrup with be good too.

Those Four Words

Summary: “You absolute fucking prick.”

Word count: 1.6k

Rating: Teen+

Warnings: Swearing (guess it’s a little late for that though whoops I’ll just put that in the tags), food mention

A/N: Inspired by a debate between @botanistlester@insanityplaysfics, and some anons on Phanfiction Catalogue about whether Dan or Phil would propose. I, um, might have been one of those anons btw (*cough* #TeamEliza *cough*). I hope this serves as an acceptable compromise.

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Dan doesn’t bother to look away from the episode of Steven Universe they’re watching, acknowledging his boyfriend only with a noncommittal sound somewhere between a hum and a grunt. Phil’s using his ‘idea’ voice, and as it’s barely past ten in the morning and Dan was up pacing the lounge until nearly five, he has neither the energy nor the mental capacity to pay attention to anything more complicated than cartoons right now. He pops another spoonful of cereal into his mouth and hopes whatever Phil has to say is brief.

(He gets his wish).

“Marry me?” Phil says in the exact same tone he used last week when he suggested that they go miniature golfing in the middle of a typical London downpour.

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Healthy vegan banana cookies 🍪
- 4 bananas
- 1 ½ cup of oats - 1 tbsp cinnamon

Optional ingredients:
- chocolate chips
- dried cranberries - any kinds of nuts

Mash the bananas in a food processor until it forms a smooth paste, stir in all the other ingredients. Scoop a spoon of the mixture on a baking sheet and pat it down to form the cookie - repeat with the rest of the mixture until the tray is full. Bake it in a preheated oven on 200 c for 10-15 min.

Enjoy 🌿✨


Gluten free chocolate cake! [psssst this is boxed cake lol]
I’ve been trying to cut down on gluten and when I saw betty crocker’s gluten free mix I just had to get it man  
just substitute ½ cup of butter for ½ cup vegetable oil and 3 eggs for 2 medium mashed bananas.

slather on Duncan Hines homestyle frosting (obvi vegan!!) 

I ate half the entire cake at 10am i do not recommend doing this

Vegan Applesauce quinoa bread⚜️ Recipe:
1 cup applesauce
1 banana
50 gr roughly chopped dark chocolate
6 soaked dates
1 cup quinoa
Oats (to get the wanted consistency)

Mix all the ingredients in a food processor (except the dark chocolate) and blend everything together. Put the dark chocolate in the mixture and add everything to a form. Bake it on 180 c for about 20 min 😋 enjoy 🌿🍃