vegan jokes

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Originally posted by a-majestic-indignation

This is so funny to me bc most vegans go out of their way not to inconvenience others. Won’t talk publically about veganism, brings their own snacks and packs their own lunch, pays for their own food, tries to be as unintrusive and as discrete as possible BUT the second we aren’t okay with animal cruelty and exploitation we’re high maintenance.

Person: you want a bite of this?

Me: nah I don’t eat meat. but thanks.

Person, how they should respond:

oh ok cool

Person, how they really respond for some godawful reason: are you sure? its really good! why don’t you eat it? thats lame, just try it. eating animals is good for you, eat it. I heard of people dying from not eating meat. I’m not a bad person, it just tastes good, also