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Various Varieties of Vegans, Pt. 2
  • minimalist vegan: probably makes youtube videos and lives out a backpack. what we should all aspire to be.
  • traveling vegan: most likely sticks to the equator and lives off of fresh fruit. alternatively, east asia is an excellent choice for vegan cuisine.
  • unstable vegan: can barely take care of theirself so compensates by being compassionate to literally everyone and everything.
  • depressed vegan: life is sad so i'm going to cry into this bowl of nice cream...
  • sad vegan: there's nothing to eat here...
  • freegan: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • healthy vegan: veganism cured my depression and made my skin glow and might as well have already cured world hunger <3
  • punk vegan: manic panic hair dye. faux leather. fresh fruits and vegetables. anarchy.
  • small town vegan: food? lol. friends? lol. you can find them in a field stroking a cat and chewing on grass with the nearby grazing cattle.
  • city vegan: food? three vegan cafes within five blocks. friends? there's a vegan meet up this weekend! you can find them in the park feeding the pigeons with a flock of other vegans.
  • synthetic vegan: only wears polyester and only eats texturized soy protein.
  • romantic vegan: is determined to convert their partner to veganism, and will never give up.
  • gay vegan: the only animal they eat is pussy. either that, or their favorite fruit is banana.
  • jaded vegan: yeah no one's ever changing and i can never find a vegan partner sooooo...
  • apologetic vegan: meat is murder! jk pls don't hurt me im a pacifist >_<
  • rampant vegan: MEAT IS MURDER! CONFESS YOUR CRIMES AND APOLOGIZE TO THIS GROUND BEEF. (also known as the vegan meat eaters expect us to be)
  • communist vegan: a spectre is haunting earth--the spectre of veganism. the powers of this planet have aligned in a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: the meat industry, the consumer, and the FDA...
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Gooey Pumpkin Spice Latte Chocolate Pudding Cake (vegan + gluten-free)

protip 4 poor vegans!!

dr bronners soap is vegan + cruelty free and $15-17 for a 32 oz bottle and great for basically everything (shampoo/body wash, hand soap, its also safe for dogs) and since its meant to be diluted w water it lasts for a ridiculously long time even if u use a ton of it, it took me almost 2 years to get through the last bottle i bought

(+ the tea tree variety works really well for dandruff, its not the best for acne but it does help)

me: honestly kudos to the people who have/make the time to eat a vegan diet because it must be a lot of work and it costs more and requires dedication

also me when a vegan tells me it’s easy to become vegan and stop eating everything I ate my whole entire life and assumes that I have the time/dedication to go vegan: don’t

why are all these posts like
“if you’re a vegan that’s fine but once you start literally murdering people who eat meat then that’s not okay”
like ????? okay?
like 0.1% of vegans do that, but you look comfortable up there on your tumblr superiority complex throne
wouldn’t want anyone to forget you are the most unproblematic thing to ever exist

lmao people who send hate over anon are so lame honestly like I am sorry you are so miserable with your life you need to say malicious and disgusting shit over a post on a blogging website about keeping your cats inside lmaoooo like holy fuck….

And regardless of the hate I still stand by the fact that if you let your cat outside you are a shitty cat owner and don’t deserve a cat so bye

930) To me, everything about veganism makes sense. Every reason, ranging from sustainability to (the most important) ethics, makes sense to me. I do not understand why other human beings view veganism as an extreme lifestyle belonging to ‘cocky’ people when vegans attempt to spread a message of equality for all living beings.

anonymous asked:

Thank you for informing me that beef is an inefficient use of resources! Now please proceed to throw out everything from your cupboard that isn't oily seeds, prunes or dark chocolate, aka. the most calorie dense vegan foods. Everything else is inefficient. Also in the name of being an environmentalist, proceed to donate away all your clothes and replace them by 2 sets of sturdy t-shirts, jeans, tops and boots from Dickies, CAT or other work wear related brand that is sure to last.

This isn’t a competition. This isn’t an argument for you to win. You’re fucking over entire generations of all living beings, including humans. This is Minority Report and your name’s on all the fucking balls, my friend. You don’t get to be shitty because others aren’t perfect, and you don’t get to pretend we’re the same. 1 acre of land can produce over 50.000 lbs of potatoes or 140 lbs of beef. You produce more than twice as much CO2 as we do.

P.S.: it is completely irrelevant whether beef is an “inefficient use of resources” - in fact, I’ll be honest with you, that sentence makes me a little sick to my stomach. “Beef” is chopped up pieces of someone’s corpse. Someone who was born into the thousandth generation of slavery, and who was killed, as was or will be absolutely every single of their family members. But that’s okay, because their bodies will be eaten by superior, highly sentient beings who will use that energy to leave fucking word vomit on people’s blogs. Hooray. 

anonymous asked:

To the mom vegan with her baby: check out mrmrsvegan tumblr! They're amazing and know literally everything about veganism! Mrs Vegan just gave birth to her baby a few days ago!! So I'm sure you can send her tons of baby questions

:) thanks

If Sasuke and Hinata owned a bakery together, I want it to be split in half where Hinata has sweet to death treats and drinks on one side and Sasuke has more moderate or bitter snacks and drinks on the other.

And people love it because it’s different and may even think they’re in a rivalry and were forced to share the same building.