vegan edibles

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June 2017
Name: Dank Dressing
Dosage: 1000mg
Description: Raspberry Balsamic Vinaigrette. Ok what!? I’d personally never seen or even heard of anything like this being medicated before! Not to say it hasn’t been done but it’s definitely not common amiright? So this summer I noticed a lot of people, myself included, are trying to get or stay healthy! Good for you! Maybe not so good for a dessert baker? Lol this is my solution! Lit salads! Now we have no excuses to eat healthy 😉Definitely want to make more kinds of dressings! This is definitely strong in canna oil flavor as it’s about ¼ of the make up and such a high dosage. If you want to delude the flavor just mix one part Legitables dressing and 1 part other balsamic &/or vinaigrette dressing before adding to your salad!💡

Percy Jackson Lotus Flower Cookies

*Vegan*
Yields 2 dozen cookies

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 1 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 3 ½ cups flour
  • 1 ½ cup vegan butter
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
  • 2 teaspoons rose water
Equipment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Hand mixer with attachments
  • Whisk
  • Baking sheet lined with parchment paper
  • 2-inch circle cookie cutter
  • Plastic wrap
Decoration
  • Pink vegan frosting in a decorating bag fitted with a #366 tip

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 325°F.
  2. In a medium bowl whisk together flour and salt.
  3. In large bowl, beat butter and powdered sugar until light and fluffy. Add vanilla extract and rose water.
  4. Add the dry ingredients and mix on low until well combined.
  5. Divide dough into two halves and then wrap each half in plastic wrap. Stick them in the fridge to chill.
  6. Roll out dough to about ¼ an inch thick and then use a cookie cutter to cut circles. Place the circles onto a lined baking sheet and then bake for 12 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. Use a #366 leaf tip to pipe pink frosting onto each cookie in a lotus flower design.Start with larger petals on the outside and work your way to the center, making the petals smaller as you go.
  2. TaDa! If you feed these Percy Jackson lotus cookies to your guests, they’ll never want to leave!
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Hobo Stove Pakoras with Backyard Foraged Dandelions

Our backyard has exploded with dandelions, and I’ve been keen to try out a camping recipe.

Hobo stove.

Upcycled from its previous life as a giant can of chickpeas, this simple device was also begging for a test drive.

Tinder. Twigs. Light.

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Dandeliiiiiiiions.

I plucked these golden nuggets straight from the yard and gave them a quick rinse. The moisture trapped in the petals hold the perfect amount to adhere the flour and spices - no need to add more. My take on the pakora mix consists of chickpea flour, coconut flour, fine cornmeal flour - a 3:1:1 ratio. For seasoning, add a pinch of garam masala, turmeric, salt, and chili powder.

Toss in bag. Coat.

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Fry.

Let the pakoras slide around the pan. Careful to turn and not burn. The hobo stove can pack a lot of heat. 

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Serve with a chutney or your favorite condiment. Can’t get more seasonal, local, homecooked, and energy-efficient than this!

BACKYARD FORAGED DANDELION PAKORA POPPERS….DONE~

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Everyone just read that in the voice of Gordon Ramsay from FWord right? Right…? Because otherwise I just wasted 30min of my life concocting this.

June 2017
Name: HiiiPower Bars
Dosage: 75mg
Description: Almonds, cranberry, peanuts, hemp seeds, rice cereal, grape-nuts & homemade dark chocolate! Perfect before &/or after a workout or for a pick me up during the day when your back pain gets bad or you feel your arthritis kicking in. The super healthy and energizing combination of ingredients will help curb the sluggish feeling experienced with edibles and can relieve your pain while keeping AWAKE and ALERT at work, school, during a hike or at your kids PTA meeting. You name it.

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Vegan Pumpkin Spice and Chocolate Cookie Dough :)

Ingredients:

3 heaping tbsp almond flour

3 tbsp maple syrup

2 tbsp coconut flour

1tbsp flax seed

½ tbsp coconut oil

(Pumpkin spice)

1 medjool date, chopped

2 tbsp cacao nibs

½ tbsp pumpkin spice 

1 tsp vanilla extract

(Chocolate coconut)

2 tbsp cacao powder

2 tbsp coconut flakes

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Directions:

1. Combine and mix ingredients in bowl.

2. Knead dough to desired consistency, adding maple syrup as needed.

3. Enjoy!

This Weeks Special Is Finally HERE  - Coco Coconut Patties

A Delicious Jamaican Recipe updated with Kosher Kush - 7 for $30. + shipping

This Cocoa Coconut Pattie is made around the fall in Jamaica and throughout the Caribbean and Africa.  People love Coconut for its healing properties, yet the taste of Chocolate is the decadance that made these such a treat.

We take the finest freshly grated coconut and combine it with a melange of tasty favorites to make this old time favorite come alive with the kiss of Kush.  We add our famous 5 Kush Tincture to this recipe; in addition to the Kosher Coconut Cannabutter. we give you the homestyle taste many of you may remember from your childhood. except as an adult you deserve more.

this is the Kosher equivelant to every kids dream candy

  • shredded coconut
  • canna coconut butter
  • coconut water
  • florida cane sugar
  • sweet condensed coconut milk
  • fine african cocoa powder
  • 5 Kush tincture
  • toasted sliced almonds
  • coconut essence flavoring

We keep it simple and delicious for our friends with special diets - Non Gluten and Vegan; Kosher.  No Peservatives so you need to eat them up within two weeks and store them in a cool place.

shipping and payment are simple as pie because we’ve thought this through

  • We use google wallet so that you dont pay a fee,
  • and no questions are asked.
  • Google verifies both of us so theres no sketchy business there either.
  • everything is trackable and online for easy access.

we use the usps priority mail boxes for fast descret shipping. we know its important to know where your goodies are and with the tracking provided by usps we give you the enjoyment of watching your goodies arrive to your door.  

Originally posted by android-alison

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