Oh gee, thanks for making me feel older writers.

Darn Gen Z kids and your 24/7 online streaming services to watch movies, back when I was growing up you had to rewind the movie and send it back to a store by walking 3 miles from the house in freezing blizzards! 

You don’t know how easy you have it! Now get off my lawn!


Sorry, I aged 30 more years by seeing that scene for a second.


Now this is how you do a special edition! Available at Target stores. $25. Blu-ray and DVD combo. Limited edition poster and collector’s packaging. The packaging is quite nice and very well made. It gives off that retro feel of an old VHS you maybe found at a yard sell. It’s slightly bigger than a real VHS tape, but still amazing. Sadly, no special features.