vantasphile

roxyylalonde said: omg and you’re 18? i don’t mean to be rude but my friend is 168cm and i’m 167 and we’re quite a bit younger than you o_o
nebroska said: youre so short thats so cute omg
concernedadventurer said: whoa so i look up to you but in reality would be looking down to you
vantasphile said: omgimtallerthanu????

You heard it here, folks. TheDork (TD) is actually really fucking short for his age. This is a twist that literally no-one expected because even I thought I was taller.

My family’s got a shitty short gene running through it, and while my second sister missed it, my first and I definitely got it.

But hey, at least I can take solace in the fact that I’m still taller than my 22 year-old sister. ;)