vanitasisnotjolly

planitb asked:

I CAN AND I WILL, AND YOUR FACE IS SUPER PRECIOUS AND KAWAIIASLKDJA; WHY DO YOU THINK I TOUCH IT AND SQUISH IT SO MUCH :U <33 .... BI never |u the only frame I'm buying is for the Sherlock face for our bathroom |uuu roflasdkjas;sob NEVER ;U it's fake accept itlaskjdas;

YOU CAN’T AND YOU WON’T OR SO HELP ME I WILL GET AXEL TO HELP ME KEEP YOU HERE, I’M SURE THAT TOGETHER WE’D COME UP WIT SOMETHING, eventually RIGHT AXEL? BU /casually just throws said girlfriend into conversationg BECAUSEWHYTHEHELLNOT?/

And shh, not it’s not THAT’S YOUR FACE YOU SPEAK OF 8U -pets&squishes- And it is not a fake, mine’s real. You’re is obviously the fake, because you got yours after me, SO HAH. 8U asdfghjkl;

akjdas; squeee~ this is one of the songs Katrina sang to me on Skype alskdja; and it means a lot to me and so she leaves the lyrics in my ask box and I just– ; n;

You’re so adorable and perfect and amazing to me, and I love you so very much~!

sardonium asked:

Even if all of the butts in the world were gathered, they would not be as amazing as just you uwu (shhomgcriesafdkjals)

OH MY GODALDKJAD;
Nothing can make me as happy as you can u vu/~ you’re the most amazing person in the universe, shhh and I would share allllll of my pizzas with you and only you – (akdjlakjdasd;buttsarestillprettynicethoughhhshhuvu)

even if I’m not allowed to, I told you I’m going to break the rules, so I think I should show you off ;u shhasdfjkal;

I’m going to go to your house, eat all of your food, steal your pillows, steal your sketchpads and your backpack to put them in then drive back home and leave tumblr for 45 years u vu/

sardonium asked:

You know what, I thought of a good April Fool's prank to pull on you |u I just have to remember it for three months now okay yes /rolls away

If I end up crying, I hope you feel bad~ <3

nojkjkalsdjalksjdas;omgthoughalsdjsa; you should tell me what it is |u
so I could remind you~ <3 /pulls back; BI

sardonium asked:

And Happy New Year to you, my sweetheart~ (thoughI'malotsloweronthisomgajdkla) <33 -kisses tons and tons- I love you too~! ;u; <3

Eeee~ I love you so very many tons, honey > v</ (shhit’sokaymysillybuttalksjda;)
-kisses very many bunches more-
askdjasd; also, you guys we had our very first New Years kiss and everything and yes omglakjdas;sobs— here’s to many more years together, love ; v; <33

sardonium asked:

omg you're so adorable and gorgeous and look at you sadjfkglh; /sobs -keeps picture and squishes- |u -andgivesnonanonymousassgrabbecausemine;ushhh- asdfjgkhcryingasjdfkl;

shhhomglkasjdsa;noooo |u

Looking more at you thoughhhaslkdjas; my gosh /cryaslkdjas;
OMGLKAJSDSA;SOBS |U YOU’RE A CUTIE BUTT, BUT YOU’RE MY CUTIE BUTT AND that’s okay |u I have your pictures saved too, shh but don’t tell anyone |uuuu
OMGLAKSJDASD;ROFLI’MCRYSHHALSKDJAS;ofcourse|uit’sonlyyoursokayshhhaskldja;
/EXPLODESLAKSDJSAD;SHHH;u

you’re my cutie pie alkdjasd; shh u vu/ <3 I love you!

sardonium asked:

The music on your blog is really pretty too ahhhasdfjkl; and you always have good music on your blog and everywhere and you have excellent music taste uwu/ we should listen to music together more too and yes ;A;/ (also you should tell me what this song is on your blog, shhh)

CRYINGASLKDJLASKJ;SHHOMGLKASJDLKJSAD;
You have amazing taste in music too though omglakjsda; and yes we should ; v; I’d love that so much aslkjdlksajd; <33

It’s Lost and Found (Piano Arrange) by koma'n aslkjdlasjd; ;v ; <3

sardonium asked:

Your tag for your face is even similar to when I post my face omg you're so cute asfdjka; you're always cute; go sit in the corner and think about what you've done (by spoiling the world with your beauty) ;A;;

salkdjlskajfsad; no you— stop it, go, shooo— your cuteness and gorgeousness is leaving me breathless u vu/ alskdjsaljd;sobs
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO ;u I’m independent keyblader shhaslkdjsad;omg — I love you, beautiful~ <3

vanitasisnotjolly のコメント: asdfjkal;shhh ;uuu nooo, but the bigger side is mine! The smaller side obviously says Joyce, and the bigger side says Katrina — because my name is too long to fit on the small side uwu/ shhh <3

ljalksdjas; pffft, nice try, darling ;u
My name obviously needs to be in like… 72 font size u vu/~
The small side will have your name in 14 size font, and it’ll fit perfectly <3
Also, there needs to be a lot of room for my six pillows :uuuuu shhhasdlkjsad; u vu/