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Drunk Headcanons (Trios + Namine & Vanitas)

Sora: The Insatiably Hungry Drunk

All Sora wants to know is where the food is at. It isn’t a party until there are serious nom-noms involved. Pizza, burritos, ice cream, sushi– he needs all of it, now. And yours, too. Please? :)

Kairi: The Holds-Her-Liquor-Surprisingly-Well Drunk

Kairi, despite her small-ish stature, remains relatively composed under the influence. She can do shot after shot without even the slightest hint of a grimace, and will most likely drink you under the table while she’s at it.

Riku: The “I’m Not Drunk (But No, Actually, I’m Wasted)” Drunk

Riku is still totally sober– or so he wants you to believe. “I’m fine,” he insists, trying to act all normal-like. But then he goes to stand up, or perform some other ordinarily simple task, and it becomes apparent that he is far, far from it.

Roxas: The Wandering, Stumbling Mess Drunk

Roxas just wants to explore. Everything. He’s there one minute, gone the next! Although he may be stealthy at first and difficult to track down, he can usually be found once he’s lost control of his basic motor skills, either passed out or rolling around on the floor somewhere.

Xion: The Feist-Meister Drunk

Xion gets super spunky when she drinks. And super scrappy. That weird side-eye you just gave to one of her friends…? Come at her, bro. She dares you.

Axel/Lea: The Straight Chillin Drunk

Axel is straight chillin. And drinking. And chillin… And drinking. You better turn that frown upside down, ‘cause it’s all good, man. It’s allllllllll good. As for the implications of that statement? Well, he’ll leave those up to your imaginations. ;)

Ven: The Dancing Machine Drunk

Ven is a better dancer than most, and he knows it. When drunk, his moves become even more gravity-defying and mesmerizing to watch, and he likes to incorporate said moves into whatever it is he’s doing… Until he has too much to drink, in which case he turns into a Stumbling Mess (see Roxas, above).

Aqua: The (Uncharacteristically) Uninhibited Drunk

Aqua, who’s normally very rule-oriented and self-controlled, unleashes the beast, so to speak. She has a wild side, too, dammit! An incredibly-embarrassing-after-the-fact kind of wild side that, without fail, leaves her feeling absolutely, positively mortified the next day.

Terra: The Touch-y, Feel-y, Affectionate Drunk

Terra is bear-hugging, face-squeezing, hair-ruffling, tackle-lifting, and all up in your personal space bubble. All he wants is for you to SMILE!, feel the love, and know what a precious cinnamon roll you truly are. So go ahead. Bring it on in. You know you want to!

Namine: The Can’t-Stop-Giggling Drunk

Namine can’t. Stop. Laughing! It’s pretty much impossible for her to form a complete sentence– or listen to anyone else form a complete sentence, for that matter– without busting out into a fit of hysterics. She doesn’t know why it’s all so funny. It just– *gigglesnort*– is!

Vanitas: The Emotional(ly Volatile) Drunk

Vanitas is on a roller coaster. Of emotion. So many feels, so little time. You can’t fully understand what the term “intense” means until you’ve watched him go from the highest high to the lowest low, all in a span of four minutes (or less). And if you bring up the fact that you saw him genuinely smile last night, he’ll kill you. In the most brutal, painful, horrific way possible.

none of the wonderful gifs here were made by me, unfortunately, and i’m not sure who to credit for them. the drunk categories and descriptions are my own. 

newest BBS AU ideas

because this is what I think about between cutscenes

  • AU where after Neverland Terra ignores Xehanort’s call and intercepts Ven on his way to confront Eraqus
  • AU where Aqua makes it to the LoD before Terra and Eraqus fight
  • AU where Lea insists that Ven tag along with him and Isa
  • AU where Terra actually finds Vanitas prior to the Graveyard
  • AU where Terra and Aqua end up facing each other in the Olympus Games
  • AU where Terra and Ven end up facing each other in the Olympus Games
  • AU where Ven and Aqua end up facing each other in the Olympus Games
  • AU where Aqua comes to Destiny Islands first and passes the Keyblade to Sora
  • AU where Ven is the one to rescue bitty Kairi and they pick flowers together afterward idk it’s cute so shut up
  • AU where Ven also gains the ability to create Unversed after the split but they only appear when he has extremely negative emotions and he can’t control them
  • AU where the Unversed can’t hurt Ven because he’s technically Vanitas and that confuses them
  • AU where Vanitas leaves Xehanort to work for Maleficent
  • AU where Vanitas only creates one type of Unversed and that’s the big fat guys with valves on their backs and the trio’s life is pure suffering along with the player’s
  • AU where Ven catches up to Terra in Radiant Garden and helps him fight Braig
  • AU where the whole trio gets arrested in Deep Space
  • AU where Ven goes back to LoD before Vanitas can stop him
  • AU where Eraqus survives and shows up at the Graveyard to wreck everything and take back his children
  • AU where Mickey also finds Terranort in the Lanes and takes the whole trio back to Yen Sid
  • AU where Aqua leaves Ven’s body with Yen Sid
  • AU where Snow White asks Ven to stay for the dwarfs’ party and the two of them dance together and it’s cute too so shut up
  • AU where Cinderella teaches Aqua how to ballroom dance. no wait this doesn’t have to be an AU it could just be tacked onto the end of Aqua’s Castle of Dreams story I MIGHT DO THIS ONE
  • AU where Terra and Cinderella share a dance before she hooks up with the Prince
  • AU where Even adopts Ven into the Radiant Garden group because all the smol orphans
  • AU where Ven’s and Terra’s ages are swapped
  • AU where Ven and Vanitas have a Luke/Asch connection and they’re able to communicate telepathically and Vanitas can assume control of Ven’s body for short periods of time
  • AU where everything is the same but Ven shakes off the Unversed and suckerpunches Vanitas in the face during his cocky victory spiel

La Bête du Gévaudan. The Beast of Gévaudan.

The case of the beast of Gévaudan was a series of wolf attacks in the province of Gévaudan in mid 18thC France, during Louis XV’s reign. 210 attacks were tallied, resulting in 113 deaths, with 98 people at least partially consumed. The attacks became so serious that the king eventually had to intervene by sending in professional wolf-hunters.

In the Vanitas no Carte universe, the perpetrator is revealed to have been, in fact, a vampire.

Kinda really concerned about Vanitas’s head tho. He literally was thrown into a brick wall and blacked out, and compared to a lot of injures of others we’ve seen in this series he’s holding his head a whole bunch, and also he already basically had a panic attack and still fucking DOVE INTO HELL and please…let him sleep but wake him up periodically in case of concussion.

people be talking about how the mechas in the toy store look like unversed, which i agree with, and since we know babynort is present for that section, i wonder if it might give some more context to this one random scene from ddd

Laurent Has Friends?

Ok, the answer to the question you’ve all been waiting for…WHO IS OLIVIER??

Interestingly enough, the answer comes from the name of Laurent’s weapon- Durandal. Coming from the French word “to endure”, this sword was owned by a French Christian warrior by the name of Roland.

Roland was a paladin, according to legend he was headstrong and courageous. Also, his best friend’s name? Olivier.

wellll if we’re being picky Wikipedia spells it “oliver”

Olivier was another paladin, one of the twelve advisors to the king. He was originally hired to fight Roland, but they could not beat each other so they became BFFs!

According to Wikipedia, Olivier was more reasonable and wise than Roland and occasionally posed as a mentor figure. As well as that, Roland was engaged to marry Olivier’s sister. His sword’s name was Hauteclere.

Fun Fact: Olivier and Roland died in the same battle, the Battle of Roncevaux Pass. Before this battle they had an argument in which Olivier told Roland that Roland would never be able to marry Olivier’s sister.