vanessa low

how to wear a hoodie

maybe in your time on this planet, you have asked yourself, “am i wearing my hoodie appropriately? is there something i’m missing? can i jazz up my style in some way?” 

well bernie wolfe has some tips.

is it a casual moment in the hoodie, where you have plenty of time and nothing pressing going on? well if that’s the case, definitely just pull it on like normal, let it rest free and easy, whatever. loosey goosey.

have you had to run after someone to stop them from committing a felony or to make sure they don’t do something insane and/or harmful? then you also have time to zip that bad boy all the way up to the tip top of the zipper, and tighten those hood strings as much as possible and tie them in a neat bow. there’s no other way to go about running after someone in an emergency situation, this is what must be done. take the time to look your best, that’s what matters.

the bow is key. the neat little bow is what holds the whole thing together. so the next time you wear a hoodie, remember: zipper up, bow tied. otherwise you’re just not living your best life.

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More Rio Paralympians.

Vanessa Low, DAK from Germany

Giusy Versace DBK from Italy (those are her Wonder Woman prosthetic legs)

Birdie Kean DBK from Australia

Jessica Long DBK from United States

High School VS College

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Although each situation and each school is different for everyone, I know so many people where high school sucked for them and they were so worried about going to college. But people at college want to be there, they want to learn and they are as weird and as freaky as you are. I was a nutcase back in high school now I’m pretty close to normal at college.

If you’re worried about college, probably nothing anyone says will make you feel any better. But one year ago today I moved to Chicago to begin my college experience and my life is so many times better because of it.

Trust Pt. 8

A Jared/Joker x Daughter Crossover Fic

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