Being best friends with Wade Wilson aka Deadpool would include (spoilers):
- Meeting him before he knows about his cancer.
- Sharing an apartment.
- It’d probably be a bit of a mess, but you’d turn to clean the place.
- Playing aggressive videogames.
- Giving him speeches as if you were his subconscious voice.
- Basically having the same humor as him.
- You being a superhero/antihero too.
- Getting excited when he finally meets a girl.
- Getting close to Vanessa too.
- The three of you eating chimichanga and inviting Peter Parker over.
- Being friends with Weasel, and always being welcomed to the bar by everyone.
- You breakdown when he informs you about said cancer.
- You’re the first one he talks about the scientists with.
- Not trusting them and expressing your concern.
- Getting angry when he leaves Vanessa.
- Keeping her company to make sure she’s alright.
- Being determined to find Wade, and you do after the explosion.
- Him being afraid to show you his face.
- Your first reaction is to hug him tight, followed by a ridiculous joke.
‘’I guess I am the hot friend now.’’
‘’I’m still being the sexy one, duh.’’
- You hit Weasel when he comments about Wade’s face.
- Helping him beat up guys to find Ajax.
- He gets impressed by your skills/powers.
- Still, he’s fucking overprotective ALL THE TIME without realising.
- Expressing all of his worries about Vanessa to you.
- Having matching Hello Kitty backpacks.
‘’You may be wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed.’’
‘’Smooth Pool, smooth’’
‘’Can you shut the fuck up?’’
- Helping him find Vanessa at the streptease club.
- He ends up beating the shit out of some guy who tried to lay his hands on you.
- You’re the one who asks Colossus and Negasonic Teenage Warhead for help.
- When you find Ajax, he continuously firts with you to annoy Wade.
- It definetly annoys Wade.
‘’What’s my name?’’
‘’I’m gonna fuckin spell it out for ya.’’
‘’I didn’t know you could spell, Wade.’’
- You get your turn to beat the shit out of Ajax.
- ‘’You touch my best friend, you answer me.’’
- Giving Wade and Vanessa private space after the events.
‘’Let’s celebrate that I saved my girlfriend from the psycopath who detroyed my beauty.’’
‘’OK, I’ll call Parker.’’
- Wade thinking there’s something between you and Spiderman.
- He basically scares guys away from you.
- You probably would walk into something intimate.
‘’Wade, I’m going to the cinema with Peter, I’ll be back arou… Oh my god, oh my god. I think I just puked a little bit. Seriously guys, in the kitchen? We eat food there!’’
- But basically him becoming your brother figure.
- And you being the little sister he always wanted.