RANDOM THOUGHT: IMAGINE YOU ARE TYRA BANKS AND YOU MADE A SPECIAL EDITION OF NEXT TOP MODEL FEATURING ONLY FOOTBALLERS. GIVE 10 FOOTBALLERS YOU WANT TO BECOME MODELS AND PICK WHO WILL COME UP TO THE TOP. THEN TAG 5 TUMBLR FRIENDS TO DO THE CHALLENGE.
Average F1 watcher reaction when a driver crashes...
I’m sorry for the ones who feel offended by that, I’m not referring to single people, I think the most of us could be “average F1 watchers” in some occasions. This is a PARODY of what I actually heard from family, friends, people I know or read in websites and social network.
Lewis Hamilton crashes: OMG, Mercedes undermined his car in order to allow Nico to win because Nico is German!!!!1111!!!!1!!!11!
Nico Rosberg crashes: WTF?! Nico is not 100% German, so Mercedes is boycotting him!!!111!!!111!!111!!!!11!!
Sebastian Vettel crashes: This guy cannot drive. Alonso should come back in his car. Or maybe Webber should replace him. Or Alonso and Webber together could drive Sebastian’s car!!!!!111!!!111!!!1!!
Kimi Raikkonen crashes: Oh, how unlucky he is, everything which happens to him is only because of bad luck!!!!111!!!11!!
Valtteri Bottas crashes: It’s just unfair, he had to go to podium, just for drinking champagne!!!!11!!!111!!!!
Felipe Massa crashes: Oh, he has not been the same as before since years, he’s too old, he should quit!!!11!!!!1!!!1!
Daniel Ricciardo crashes: OMG, I’m crying, he’s going to lose his smile and the world without his smile is a worse place!!!!11!!!1!!!
Daniil Kvyat crashes: Oh no, poor Dani… anyway he’s not Ricciardo and what does really matter is that Ricciardo is still on track!!!11!!!11!!
Max Verstappen crashes: Oh poor baby, it’s obviously not his fault, it was an adverse circumstance and his father won’t be pleased!!!111!!!1!!!!1!
Carlos Sainz crashes: At least his dad won’t put the blame on him!!!!11!!!!11!!!1!!!
Fernando Alonso crashes: Really?! Do you mean his car didn’t even break till now? This must be a dream!!!11!!!11!!11!
Jenson Button crashes: This guy is old, he should be replaced by Kevin Magnussen, the real and only racing god!!!!11!!!11!!
Romain Grosjean crashes: A Lotus crashes, so it’s the further proof that Lotus should put Palmer in the car… Oh, wait, is this one Grosjean?!!!111!!!11!!!11!!
Pastor Maldonado crashes: It’s obviously his fault, this guy is dangerous, he shouldn’t even drive, he’s the worst driver evaaaaahhh!!!111!!111!!!1!!
Sergio Perez crashes: I’m pretty sure there would be polemics about that!!!!11!!!!11!!!
Nico Hulkenberg crashes: The world is unfair, this guy should drive a better car, in that case he wouldn’t have crashed!!!111!!!!11!!
Marcus Ericsson crashes: He’s a friend of Kevin, so this crash is unfair!!!!11!!!11!!!
Felipe Nasr crashes: This old guy should quit F1, Bottas is much faster than him… oh, wait, did you actually said Nasr?!!!!11!!!11!!!1!!
Giedo Van Der Garde crashes: OMG, poor Giedo, he stumbled on the stairs of the court!!!!11!!!11!! (I can’t see any other way in which he could crash.)
Will Stevens crashes: Come on, that’s a Marussia, should we waste our time in talking about a Marussia?!!!!111!!!111!!
Roberto Merhi crashes: Are you saying that Merhi actually exists? It’s unbelievable!!!!111!!!11!!!
The safety car crashes: Are you kidding me? This post is a joke from the beginning to the end.