vampires know best

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female awesome meme; 5/5 female antagonists: katherine pierce (the vampire diaries)
“i will rip this town apart until it rains blood.”

Inktober day 13: your fav with their fav celebrity
Lestat got to meet David Bowie one time in the 80s and was so starstruck that he couldn’t speak (which was a first)

I WANT TO WRITE
BUT I CANNOT
I’D DO ANY HEADCANONS REALLY
BUT I CANNOT DO A PLOT
I’M JUST LIKE
I DON’T KNOW WHAT WORDS TO USE
OR WHAT TO DO
AM I REALLY SO AWFUL AT WRITING
WHY AM I SO SHITTY BLOG
UHHHH

Random AU Starters

  1. “The vampire ‘knows’ best.”
  2. “You know what your magic did? My eyebrow game? Fleek AF.”
  3. “But seriously dude, I own a Cerberus.”
  4. “You? You’re a mobster?” *Bursts out laughing*
  5. “You’re my new professor? Shit. This is awkward.”
  6. “Me? A good person? I murder people.”
  7. “You’re a potion master?”
  8. “Do you believe in mothman?”
  9. “My magic? Sick AF.”
  10. “You were in a band that kicked you out too?”
  11. “My dog is loose. I know you just moved in and- oh god- you’re cute too- but my dog- help me please.”
  12. “You’re really cute and I now have to do this presentation with you looking at me- oh- oh no- my heart- is now jumping up into my chest- stop it heart! I don’t even know you! Oh god- you looked at me!”
  13. “So, our friends introduced us, and honestly, our friends should do this for a living. You’re perfect.”
  14. “We are both single parents and our kids get along, and now we know each other and my heart beats faster when I see you. I need to stop.”
  15. “Me and my dragon shall rule the world!”
  16. “I’m royalty and you’re not, and I have fallen for you, so let’s runaway together.”
  17. “That plant just told me I have an on point jawline, and I mean, yes I do. But also. I’m screaming.”
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Godsucks that I can’t see you right now.

 I’m smiling.

Me too.

Monster AU LIST

Yo! Okay, so I’ve been getting reports that the links for my drabbles and stuff aren’t working, even when I give the person a link, it’s showing up blank? This kind of shit happens when I make read-mores for published asks and I have no idea why and I have no idea how to fix it.

So I’m making this post right here, right now, that’ll have ALL the monster au drabble info in it and links to the au stories at the top. I’ll continuously edit this post under the read more, that way if you click it, it should take you to the updated version on the blog. So you can just throw it in your likes and every now and then check it to see if I’ve updated something. :3 I’ll put all updates in bolded stuff at the top with the date I updated it. It’ll be things like links to new stories and drabbles (which I will quit publishing under asks because that just keeps on messing up and it’s annoying.) 

ANYWAY, so this will be one nice way to stay on top of all the monster, vampire, crosover, au stuff. I’m not tagging this all the stuff that’s in it because it will vary as I add links so just watch out for that okay? Of course, once you click a link, the post should have warnings at the top of it, so it should be fine.


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Vampire girl loves to play ball but only gets to by streetlight. Get’s her blood intake almost entirely from the scrapes and cuts her friends get while playing.