vampire-me

  • Someone: what are you?
  • Me: a disappointment
  • Someone: but, as in a boy or a girl
  • Me: Vampires are too awesome to have gender
  • Someone: whats between your legs?
  • Me, touching my inner right tight gesturing inside my awesome black leather pants: a dagger, three hundred years old
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Have a coke and a smile

Photos by Carey Lynne Fruth and Sophie Spinelle of Shameless Photography

( he / him or they / them )

Insta: pansystbattie

[image desc: 5 photos of me, a nonbinary indian wheelchair user, as a pin up vampire (1) me in a classic pinup coke pose (2) me holding a coke bottle filled with blood with one leg over the side of my wheelchair showing fangs with blood on my lip (3) me holding a champagne glass of blood with blood dripping from my lip (4) me holding the coke bottle with blood dripping from my lip (5) a glamour shot of me with blood on my neck]

Mom walks in while I play Dream Daddy, I am a poor brand ambassador
  • Me, pointing lovingly at my handcrafted dream daddy dad: that's my dad
  • Mom: he's a very nice dad
  • Mom: who is the vampire man on screen
  • Me: he's another dad
  • Mom: a dad of who
  • Me: like....a child?
  • Mom: where's the child
  • Me: not on screen at the moment
  • Me: I'm dating him
  • Mom: you're dating the child?
  • Me: what? no
  • Mom: is he the child?
  • Me: he's the vampire
  • Mom: are you the child?
  • Me: no I'm the dad
  • Me: I showed you my dad
  • Mom: who is he dad of? Who are you playing?
  • Me: no I mean I'm playing as him
  • Me: he's a dad. He's my dadsona. I'm romancing other dads of unrelated children
  • Mom: oh
  • Mom:
  • Mom: why are they all dads?
  • Me: the game is called Dream Daddy
  • Mom:
  • Mom:
  • Me: it's a wholesome game
  • Mom: I don't want to know anymore about it and now I wish I knew less
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some assorted school studies/doodles that I did over the week :D (other wise known as the “i-forgot-bendy’s-fucking-tail” collection)

Spud helped me realize that bendy would have a *lot* of scars with how much he’s getting into fights. Plus, with how dark toon’s skin can be, scars would probably be really painfully noticable and scar over in a light gray or white. (The scars on his face are supposed to be a little less noticable but it was a little hard to do with pencil)
I also just wanted to show off his forked tongue and teefers :9

Oh shit!!!! My hand slipped !!! Oh no!!! @the-vampire-inside-me

Autumn Inspired Prompts
  • You’re a vampire and I’m a witch, we both go to this private school in New England that has a small population of supernatural students. We meet because I need a vile of vampire venom for a potion and my demon best friend said you’re the person to talk to.
  • We go to a school for supernatural beings and you’re the cutest witch I’ve ever seen but you’re kind of intimidating.
  • I’m a fairy and my parents told me to never get myself involved with a witch but you’re so sweet and kind and not anything like I was told about witches.
  • We’re both from ancient supernatural families and our kinds hate each other but to end the centuries of fighting we are to be wed.
  • There our seven lines of ancient witches referred to as the Seven Devil, there are certain alliances amongst the families and certain feuds. One night a whole line is whipped out, they were an ally of my line an enemy of yours. You’re suspected of being apart of the killings but I can prove you’re innocence. The only problem is our lines are enemies as well and my family advises me not to because it’ll give our line more power. (Bonus: My line was actually behind whipping out the line because they were power hungry and framed your line)
  • I’m a witch and one night while I’m walking home I’m murdered by someone or something unknown. But a few day later I wake up in the morgue. I got my friend who says that I was saved due to vampire venom in my system, vampire venom in small amounts can slowly heal someone but they’ll appear dead until they’ve made a full recovery. I try to find the vampire who saved me and find you. You tell me you found me bleeding out, near death on the side of the road while you were walking into town so you bit me to save me. (Bonus: You help me find the person or thing that tried to kill me)
  • I’m a witch and there’s a witch hunter in town and he’s been following me around for the last few days. One day he corners me in the woods near town while I was collecting ingredients for a potion and tried to kill me but you come out of nowhere and save me by killing him. We make eye contact before you run into the woods. Who are you and why did you save me?
  • I’m a werewolf and have some serious anger issues and you’re a witch who makes theses amazing calming potions with lavender and every time I come in to buy some you me a free lavender candle and every time I light it I’m instantly calm and can’t stop thinking about you.
  • I just transferred to this private school and all the students talk about the werewolves who roam the forest that surrounds the school for miles, some are even rumored to attend the school. I don’t believe them because wolves are common in this area and werewolves obviously aren’t real. But then one night decide to go for a walk in the woods because it’s a full moon and there’s a light fog so how can I resist and I’m pretty damn sure the cute person from my history class just turned into a wolf, what the hell?
  • You and your friends are rumored to be descendants of supernatural beings and you’re pretty well liked by everyone but everyone’s also kind of afraid of you. Of course most people don’t believe in the supernatural, but I’ve seen somethings and I’m pretty sure not only are the rumors true but there’s way more to it.
  • Your a descendant from a famous alleged supernatural being and I’m doing a report on them and how it’s affected your family. You agreed to let me interview and after doing a lot of research I realize that you’re not a descendant of that person but are in fact that person who’s been alive after all these years.
  • We’re best friends, I’m a vampire and you’re a witch. Shenanigans ensue.
  • I’m a powerful ancient witch and you’re a vampire who I’ve loved for several centuries but you’re murdered by one of my enemies. I’m now consumed with finding a way to bring you back to life and back to me. I have never been a cruel witch but in this time I am ready to do anything and everything to get my way.

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I REALLY LIKE THE CONCEPT OF @the-vampire-inside-me‘s BATIM INKBORNE AU, OKAY.  Plus it gave me an excuse to draw in a style that’s totally different from what I normally do!

For the second image, I was thinking, “hey, so after the initial encounter with Bendy in his full demon state, what if Bendy runs out of strength and winds up backing himself into a corner, unsure of what Henry plans to do to him in his weakened state after Bendy attacked him?”  It’s probably totally innacurate to how things go down in that AU, but what the heck!  I thought it was a cute possibility.  (And then Henry would find some tiny human clothes for the little devil to wear, of course.)

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what if i did some uhhh actual fanart for some people i really admire and appreciate @doodledrawsthings @the-vampire-inside-me @squigglydigglydoo

i’m really bad with keeping up with other aus and just generally other content and stuff coz i just have blinders on 24/7 and then i just rush to catch up once i remember to look, but then i do! (and i’m quiet about it coz i’m embarrassed it took me so long to see). & truly you guys really inspire me and have been wicked nice to me and you’re just really rad

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as yall may have seen, @the-vampire-inside-me and i had a discussion about who would win in a fight between Mob Boss Bendy and Able the Angel and…. i got inspired

i feel like they’re both so stubborn that they’ll just keep going until they’re both so tired so they end up just calling it a draw and then they go to either Toon Palace or Moon Man’s bar and have a few drinks and cigars

The Fun Process of Imprinting

Originally posted by miss-rosalie-hale

IMAGINE: You are the adopted child of the Cullens and you learn the hard way you are Paul Lahote’s imprint.

NOT MY GIF

“You coming Y/N?” One of your brothers yells at you.

Rolling your eyes, you say goodbye to your friends and turn around. Your third oldest brother smiled as you made your way over to him and the rest of your siblings.

“You guys are really impatient, you know that right?” You tease Emmett, softly slugging his arm. His wife, rather, one of your sisters, grabbed you by the hand and led you into the car.

“Carlisle wants to see us right away. Esme called us and said it was an emergency.”

Your eyebrows immediately scrunch together as you pile into the family’s car. Alice starts up the vehicle as the rest of you try not to worry about what your father wanted to talk to you guys about.

“It’s probably nothing,” Jasper tried to soothe you. 

Your emotions were coming off strong as you tried suppressing your fear. He leaned across Emmett (Both of your sisters sat in the front as Rosalie called shotgun!) and took your hand in his.

Despite him having problems with blood and humans, your brother taught himself to familiarize your scent ever since you were a child. It didn’t affect him as bad as Bella did or the others did.

Seeing that you were still stressing out, Jasper began to manipulate your emotions until you felt calmer. Sending him a smile, you nod your head in thanks.

“Let’s see how much trouble we’re in now,” Emmett muttered as Alice pulled into the driveway of the house.

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Bueno, no pude evitarlo, tenía que dibujarlo.

La inspiración para esta idea fue gracias a  @the-vampire-inside-me y la nueva ropa que ella diseño para a Abel.

Well, I could not help it, I had to draw it.

The inspiration for this idea was thanks to @the-vampire-inside-me and the new clothes she designed for Abel.

Abel the Rebel Angel by @the-vampire-inside-me

If I am wrong with my English, please let me know.

Si estoy errónea con mi inglés, por favor, haganmelo saber.

  • Me: *Is obsessed with vampires*
  • Me: *Is obsessed with lesbians and generally queer women in media*
  • Me: *Is obsessed with cats*
  • Me: *Finds out about Carmilla*
  • Me: HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS I AM SO EXCITED
  • Me: *Binge watches it all*
  • Me: *Has a panic attack from the excitement*