So this post by fyeahdialovers about a pocket-sized vampire AU had me turned into a giggly mess all day. To my understanding, pocket!(whoever) is simply a very scaled-down version of themselves, but with the theme of a pet shop and my recent visit to one, my mind immediately conjured this:
I’ve been unable to un-imagine this and am dying of laughter. HAMSTER VAMPIRES.
Please send help. But like also imagine exasperated squeaking noises instead of words.