vampire chef

okay but consider this
vampire chefs
vampires that love to cook even though they can’t or don’t eat anymore
vampires who come from cultures with rich culinary backgrounds, vampires who still love the feeling of rice in their hands and the smell of curry in the air
vampires who try new recipes on their friends and their friends go “this is good” and the vampire goes “but what else does it need?
vampires who are always on the hunt for the perfect spice to replace garlic
vampires who perfect blood pudding recipes
vampires who grieve that they will never have their grandfather’s puttanesca sauce again, who regret the fact that their mother’s meatloaf will never taste the same, but they make them anyway
vampires who work out their guilt and sorrow while punching and kneading the dough for bread
vampires who love a good rare steak with just a hint of lemon and rosemary and peppercorns
vampire chefs!!

Bad Idea

Imagine: Suggesting to your boyfriend Kol that you would like to eventually try having a threesome and he doesn’t like that very much, showing you that you wouldn’t need anyone else in bed to please you. (Requested ~Smut~)

“Hey Kol?” You were dying to ask him something, wanting reassurance you could ask him anything you desired. Kol raised his brows at you, looking over from his creation of Chicken Alfredo he was making you. The perks to dating Kol, psycho Vampire by day, professional chef by night. “Remember how you said I could tell you anything?” 

Kol nodded with a small smile on his lips, looking back down at the pot of spaghetti. “Of course, I tell you that every time you suggest something that could get us in trouble with my siblings.” 

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Please consider:

a vampire chef

as in, a chef who was turned into a vampire and now is trying to continue being a chef despite being a vampire

“Dang you come into work early, the sun isn’t even up!” Gotta get those rolls rising

Idk if they’d be able to resist garlic or if they’d need someone to measure/taste it for them (though the idea of them tasting it anyways because they are dedicated to their craft is also appealing)

“I can’t be a fucking vampire, I’m catering for an Italian wedding this weekend!”

 {{Oh, holy heck. I never in a million years imagined I would meet this milestone. As I stated in my bias list for 100 followers, I didn’t really expect to get many followers at all. 50, maybe; no more than that. None of my blogs had ever gotten more than that.

And yet, here I am.

I’m so grateful that you all seem to want to stick around and read - or interact with - my tall, scruffy, beekeeper son. I started this blog with the assumption that it would mostly be me reblogging or posting fanfics, art, etc. I never thought people would actually want to roleplay with me, partially because I was (and still am, truthfully) new to the entire thing, and partially because there was one other Cain blog I found who were far more talented.

But apparently people do want to write with me, and I’m not going to lie; that makes me very happy.

Anyway, enough of my sappy ramblings. What follows is a list of the roleplay blogs that follow me; consider it a promo, because they’re all very talented. I love all the personal blogs that follow me too, don’t get me wrong! But for this list I only want to include roleplay blogs.

Thank you to all of you, truly. I quite literally could not have made it here without you.


Family (they are mine and I will hug them and wrap them in blankets and plan the murder of anyone who messes with them; souls I adore very much)

@ad-upaah | | @bastardantichrist / @murderedshepherd | | @sweetmxdalena / @queenthorinoferebor | | @touchofsalt | | @jatamansi | | @oncexaxmemory | | @thekingsparty / @papabearsinger | | @emxntior


Friends (souls I’ve roleplayed with most often and appreciate very much; quite a few of the blogs in my Family section go here, but I won’t be listing them twice in order to keep things neat)

@luciferisbetterthanyou | | @xmptiness | | @inkchester | | @iidunn | | @the-ramblin-man | | @giselleofandalxsia | | @fathersgreatflood 


Colleagues (souls I need to roleplay with more, because I have and they are talented, and I’m simply a forgetful/antisocial potato)

@thefirstadam | | @heartofamessenger | | @gypsylobo | | @verxna | | @dontcallmepepper | | @soldierofperdition | | @rockerdestiel13 | | @breakingxinside | | @redconqueror | | @cagedlightbringer | | @archangel-dimmock | | @amarx | | @the-devil-made-me-do-it | | @ifoundmycause | | @lucifcro | | @cupidandbes | | @heavensfiercelioness | | @tragicallydark | | @hasikon | | @thedeanofhell | | @xwithgraceinyourheart | | @67demon-in-plaid67

 

People of Interest (souls I admire from afar without approaching because I’m a fraidy-cat, but would like to roleplay with sometime)

@daughterofthedying | | @magiicmary | | @artistwithaneedle | | @billsxbabyxgirl | | @house-of-crane | | @thedorkcambion | | @righteousideofhelll | | @sonovahunter | | @brxt-prince | | @firstbovnd | | @music-with-tattoos | | @twistedlawyer | | @waywardlightbearer | | @crowleykingofhell | | @waywarddeanwinchester | | @diatairseacha | | @righteousmandownunder | | @archangellcre | | @wingsandcoffins | | @undisclosedxdesiresxx | | @belladonna-of-thraneal | | @evisceri | | @hesaidonlyoneword-run | | @dagummed | | @venomofgod | | @dipthosewingsinblood | | @manyworldsofmine | | @xladythiefnori | | @prophecygirlx | | @twosidedfeather | | @piejam67 | | @daddyxreaper | | @notouchingmyimpala | | @wavexrider | | @acidumlupum | | @idontkillorphans | | @askbigbrolucifer | | @has-apulse | | @fadedprophet | | @respect-the-king | | @familiarxhymns | | @fifthsin | | @aeternitasintricatae | | @memcirs | | @lover-of-the-trees | | @systemicheart | | @sweetestfeathers  | | @joshgreene | | @darknessinpurgatory | | @blackeyedthorn | | @officerdxddy | | @strong-not-weak | | @gabrielledelioncovrt | | @cxged-no-longer | | @thedevilschewtoys  | | @elegisti | | @deanwinchesterisfallen | | @theoldestarchangel | | @prxclaimer | | @newagerapture | | @trigger-and-wings | | @fathervvinchester | | @soullessxwinchester | | @dusthymnal | | @thebeginningandtheend | | @vampirate-chef | | @gabrieldiedforoursins | | @killerofkillcrs | | @infinitexepilogues | | @pridefulmorningstar | | @ira-de-nigris-pinnis | | @fxcedtheraven | | @dxmagednotbroken | | @trench-coat-and-arrogance | | @ultimaxlxrerum | | @harrydresdenwizardforhire | | @ofpsychics | | @perfectedthedoublecross | | @iamyourking | | @deviumfractum | | @sacrificiumangelica | | @soullessiism | | @wildrcse | | @xdivinus | | @ohlxzurus | | @hvnteramelia | | @maldicionxdoxstealerxcorpo | | @thelittleprinceofhell | | @littlebrcther | | @azazelsfavorite | | @pastsaving | | @sugarcoatedwings | | @nobiscum | | @guardianhealer | | @theforgottentrickster | | @sxbsidium | | @the-abaddon | | @chuckxalmighty | | @junkiewhcre | | @nightshadenessa | | @poindexter-and-daughters | | @sulphurousfallen | | @angelcoded @animarotto | | @gonnariphislungsout | | @whiskeyontheroad | | @classicrockcassettes | | @perdidit-venatores | | @vegasmarked | | @brcthers | | @musesxofxmany | | @booksandplaid | | @i-am-a-better-hunter | | @shatteredsavior | | @fiercerebekah | | @justhissammy | | @demonusdeanus | | @hunterandlittlebrother | | @theiracademydaysareover | | @bloodyhymnals | | @daughterxofxaxdarkxqueen | | @harvxllx | | @epitomeofjealousy | | @hellblxzer (also the inspiration/reason for why I created this blog, so shout-out there!) | | @fathcrofmurdcr | | @markbcund | | @inenochivn | | @gunpowderiing | | @papabearsinger


Thank you all so much for showing up and sticking around and putting up with my nonstop nonsense. You’re all magnificent. I am so grateful for you all, and I hope life is going wonderfully for you, because you deserve it.

Always Keep Fighting,
~ Matthias/Mythos}