vampire acadamy

ooc→My sister's reaction to the VA movie news
  • Me: So I just read they have a screenplay for the VA movie.
  • Sister: *hoping up and down excitedly* OhmygodthatssogreatIcantwait!!!!!
  • Me: It was written by the guy who wrote Heathers.
  • Sister: ..........
  • Sister: ..........
  • Sister: The movie where Winona Ryder wore a monocle to read and we were supposed to think it was cool?
  • Sister: Where they used the line 'Lick it up baby' in reference to vomit? *goes to kitchen and starts rummaging through drawer*
  • Me: WTF are you doing?
  • Sister: *pulls out meat cleaver* Get your coat. We're going to Hollywood.
  • Me: *smirking* You're going to stop them with a cleaver?
  • Sister: *dead serious expression* This is an emergency. They're ruining my baby. I don't have time to make napalm.