Important! I was trying to do that part as a final, but I’m a disaster, and I writed too much again… So I’ll post the last part on a few days!! )
- Do you speak valyrian? - you asked to the young translator on the language she have been using to talk with you. She nodded, and in the Valyrians tongue, she admitted that her Queen -who have the longest name and titles you ever heared- talked it too, but not the young man on her side, who she presented you as the King in the North of Westeros.
“Queen? She is a Queen, as I am? And he is a King… Does that mean is her husband?” you asked to yourself on your mind, but keeped your doubts to yourself, for now. One of your husbands lifted from his seat, and presented you all to the visitors in the Valyrians language.
She really means: I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, of the blood of old Valyrin. Valyrian is my mother tongue. Unsullied! Slay the masters, slay the soldiers, slay every man who holds a whip… but harm no child. Dracarys.
“Hello, my name is Brienne, and I will be serving you your daily ration of casual misogyny, courtesy of HBO and the producers/writers of Game of Thrones” *creepy guys leer and wave drinks at you from corner*
Yo, Tywin, maybe Cersei would be better at this whole game of thrones thing, if, like, you put half the effort you put into Jaime into her. I mean, you taught a dyslexic kid how to read, I’m sure you could have taught Cersei how to intrigue if you wanted to.
THINGS I WAS CONFUSED BY IN TONIGHT’S GAME OF THRONES
“NED STARK WAS MY REAL DAD!” *single manly tear*
Varys shares his own personal secrets with Tyrion as they admire his new pet.
Beric Dondarrion why you look like a goofy pirate?
Sorry, Willas, but Loras has prettier hair.
Why was that guy already carrying around a canteen full of horse piss? I mean, he just had it right there at the ready.
Why are we still talking about Podrick Payne’s dick? Is his dick the Prince That Was Promised? Does it sing a little song when it pops out?
THINGS I LOVED ABOUT TONIGHT’S GAME OF THRONES
People talking about Sansa.
People talking to Sansa.
Ros trying to protect Sansa from Littlefucker.
“He would see this country burn if he could be King of the ashes.”
Actually the whole Varys/Olenna scene.
“God I hate these fucking roses. I hate my house words. ‘Growing Strong’, so fucking stupid I just can’t. How about 'I'mma Stab a Bitch’ that’s a good motto for a rose. Where the fuck is Cheese Boy I want someone new to frighten.”
“No I don’t want to hear about Fire Jesus please just kill me, kthxbai.” said Sandor Clegane
Rhaenerys and Aegon!
Joffrey’s delivery of all his lines in the Sept, particularly the wildfire one. Hahaha, horrible murders and deaths are hilarious.
Awkward Waving, with your host Joffrey Baratheon
“Valyrian is my mother tongue.”
Dany speaking Valyrian.
The music that was playing when Dany was speaking Valyrian.
Jorah and Selmy just standing around with their thumbs up their asses while Valyrian!Dany dropped the mic in Astapor.
No, seriously, Valyrian!Dany could get it. It is fucking known.
Daenerys is the most fucking badass character ever.
LIKE HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT SCENE IN ‘AND NOW HIS WATCH IS ENDED’?!
SHE WAS SO BADASS!!! “Valyrian is my mother tongue.”
AND THAT LOOK THE NEW MAID HAS ON HER FACE IS JUST LIKE, “oh yeah take that bitch” WHEN SHE HEARS IT OMG
I FREAKING LOVE DAENERYS SO MUCH I CAN’T EVEN EXPRESS IT OMG DX
i’ve read all the books and i still love her. she’s great. she has her flaws, and i hate how people whine about them - could you imagine if Daenerys DIDN’T have any flaws? that would be awfully, brilliantly and inconceivably boring.
“fevered sweetness” sounds so beautiful to me i dont know why? sometimes that happens with other languages like maybe its pretty irrelevant to people who speak english all the time but i think those two words together are really beautiful and then he actually said them and i died