valkyrie records

anonymous asked:

Skulduggery, would you really sacrifice the world to save Valkyrie?

Legally, I am required to say no. No, I would not sacrifice the world to save Valkyrie. 

Completely off the record, I would most definitely sacrifice the world for Valkyrie. After all, it’s very hard for me to connect to the youth these days (i.e. make friends) so Valkyrie is all I have for the foreseeable future as far as companions go. Like an immortal dog. Who has a fantastic figure. A siren of dogs, if you will.

That being said, I’m not sure if Valkyrie would do the same. Actually, I take that response back–she would sacrifice the world for just about anything. For instance, she once dropped the last cheese snack on the ground and proceeded to mope for an hour, claiming she would do anything to be able to eat the cheese snack. I asked her if she would sacrifice the world for that cheese snack, and she looked me in the eye sockets, grave and serious, and nodded. 

All jokes aside, Valkyrie is a fundamentally good person. She wants to be good. I’m not sure I can say the same. The world, however, I know for a fact has no qualms with ruining itself; the world is a bad, bad place, one that has never shown me any kindness. 

Valkyrie, on the other hand, bought me a hotdog once because she forgot I have no esophagus and thought I would want to try one with her.  

Do You Wanna Come Back, Valkyrie?

I’ve tried to record this like six billion times, but that has done absolutely nothing whatsoever, so I’m just going to post the lyrics here anyway. The Skulduggery Pleasant version of “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?”, taking place after LSODM that way it makes you all really sad.

Here you go.

Do you wanna come back, Valkyrie?

Come on, let’s save the day.

I haven’t seen you since the war,

Since Darquesse took over,

I hate that you’re away.

We used to be partners,

and now we’re not.

You were my best friend.

Do you wanna come back, Valkyrie?

Darquesse, give her back, please.

(She’s gone, Skulduggery.)

Okay, bye.

Do you wanna come back, Valkyrie?

We’ve got the world to save.

I’m trying my best to be brave,

Since all my other friends

Are all in the grave!

(I’m talking about Ghastly.)

It gets a little lonely,

sitting in the Bentley,

talking just to myself…

(Not that I didn’t do it anyway, but still.)

*that really long sad music middle part*



I know you’re in there.

I refuse to say you’re gone.

I said I’d be there

Until the end.

And that’s what I intend.

Come back out, where you belong.

I’ve got the reflection.

But she’s not you.

Darquesse, I need her back…

Do you wanna come back, Valkyrie?

jessicafuckingjones  asked:

So you're going to comic con! Yay! Will you be there at all on Thursday and Sunday? Unfortunately I have no Friday pass and will be spending all day (until about 6:30 or so) on Saturday queuing for the Marvel panel, and I thought I heard something about you only being there Friday and Saturday? But my friend and I really wanted to stop by to see you (and Matt!) Will you guys be at one of the booths in the exhibition center when you're not doing panels? Thank you!!

I’m sorry – I arrive Friday morning and leave Saturday night.  You could come to the Carol Corps Meet Up Friday at 2, maybe? No badge required. 

San Diego Schedule

FRIDAY 8:30  Arrive San Diego 11:00  Room 23ABC for “IMAGE COMICS: I is for INCEPTION.” In comics, collaboration is the lifeblood of creativity. Bestselling creators Fiona Staples (SAGA), Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky (SEX CRIMINALS), Kelly Sue DeConnick (PRETTY DEADLY), John Layman (CHEW), Steve Seagle (IMPERIAL), and additional special surprise guests, will gather together to share their experiences and inspirations when creating entire universes from scratch and the teamwork it takes to do so.
12:00 - 12:45 - Matt & Chip signing at Image Booth 2729 *Ticketed*
1:00 - 1:45 Kelly Sue signing at Image Booth 2729 *Ticketed*
2:00 - 2:20 Carol Corps Meetup at Stairs between Hall  C & D 2:30 - Meeting
3:30 - 3:45 Kelly Sue Marvel Live Interview 
8:00 Eisners Ceremony

8:30 Valkyrie Breakfast 10:00 Record Message to Troops with Marjorie Lui
11:00 - 11:45 Matt signing at Image Booth 2729 *Ticketed*
12:00 - 12:45 Kelly Sue signing at Image Booth 2729 *Ticketed*
1:00 - ?1:45? Kelly Sue Marvel Booth signing
2:00 - 4;00 Meetings 7:00 - Back to Portland