valentines-special

I’m glad we’re getting all these Malec info for the first episode of season 2…but what about the other characters? How is Luke dealing with Jocelyn being alive and Valentine repeating history? How is Izzy dealing with her brother going back to his abuser? How is Simon dealing with being a vampire in this heightened state of emergency? How is Clary dealing with getting her mother back, finding out that Jace is her brother, and also wanting to save him from Valentine? How is Alec dealing with Jace being gone and losing a part of his soul? How is Magnus dealing with the horrible threat of Valentine and what that means for the downworlders, especially Warlocks, because Valentine has a special attraction to their powers? How is Jace…even fucking dealing?? 

VALENTINE'S DAY | ASK SPECIAL
  • 1: Do you have a crush at the moment?
  • 2: Have you ever been deeply in love?
  • 3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?
  • 4: Have you ever changed for someone?
  • 5: How is your relationship with your ex?
  • 6: Have you ever been cheated on?
  • 7: Have you ever cheated?
  • 8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?
  • 9: What's the most important part of a relationship?
  • 10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
  • 12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
  • 13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
  • 14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
  • 15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?
  • 16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?
  • 17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?
  • 18: What do you consider a deal breaker?
  • 19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
  • 20: Are you currently in a relationship?
  • 21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
  • 22: Do you think people should date their friends?
  • 23: How many relationships have you had?
  • 24: Do you think love can last forever?
  • 25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
  • 26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
  • 27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
  • 28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?
  • 29: What do you notice first about another person?
  • 30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?
  • 31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
  • 32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
  • 33: Do you want to get married one day?
  • 34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?
  • 35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?
  • 36: Are you still a virgin?
  • 37: What's more important: Looks or personality?
  • 38: Do you enjoy love films?
  • 39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
  • 40: Have you ever had a valentine?
  • 41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?
  • 42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?
  • 43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?
  • 44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?
  • 45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
  • 46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?
  • 47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?
  • 48: What's your favorite love song?
  • 49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?
  • 50: If you're single, why do you think you are?
  • 51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?
  • 52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
  • 53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?
  • 54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
  • 55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?
  • 56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?
  • 57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
  • 58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?
  • 59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?
  • 60: What's your opinion on open relationships?
  • 61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?
  • 62: How do you define "cheating"?
  • 63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?
  • 64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?
  • 65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

remember the ed edd n eddy valentines day special with the cupids that looked like sarah and jimmy making random people fall in love, and rolf squeezes lemons in his eyes so he can see them an fights them off with a mop

the secret history pick-up lines
  • i love you more than homer
  • asparagus isn’t the only thing in season
  • let’s recite words of love in dead languages
  • and then kill a farmer in the moonlight
  • you look like my sister
  • i have a non-homosexual crush on you
  • hi is your name sublime because i’m about to enter you
  • beauty is terror but i love it when you terrorize me
  • shall we do something romantic, like, go looking for ferns and redistribute some matter
  • you make me wanna quit drinking for 35 minutes
  • this is a gun in my pants but i’m also happy to see you
  • talk latin to me

FIERCE EYE MAKEUP FOR VALENTINE’S DAY

If you’re looking to lure in your date this Valentine’s Day then you need my fierce glamorous makeup tutorial!  
This reflective ‘Cranberry & Bronze’ eye makeup is so captivating, and the winged liner gives you a seductive feline come-hither look! Meow!  

I have listed all the products in the description bar of the video, but I will also link them on here in my next post!