Don't see Fifty Shades of Grey, watch The Last Five Years instead! Reasons why:

  • It’s an interesting love story with ups and downs that will sure to be emotional.
  • It’s not 50 Shades of Grey.
  • It’s a musical. 
  • It comes out on the day before Valentine’s Day
  • It’s not 50 Shades of Grey.
  • The reviews are mixed from critics, but screw critics.
  • It has Anna Kendrick as the lead
  • It’s not 50 Shades of Grey

If you want to help suppress Fifty Shades of Grey and boycott it, but still want a Valentine’s Day movie, see The Last Five Years!

Movies to watch on Valentine's Day
  • (not your typical cheesy movie)
  • Aries: This Means War // "Don't choose the better guy, choose the guy that's gonna make you the better girl"
  • Taurus: 50 First Dates // "Sorry to interrupt, but I notice we were both eating alone and I thought perhaps I could sit with you, maybe build a syrup Jacuzzi for your waffle house?"
  • Gemini: When In Rome // "If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly"
  • Cancer: Walk The Line // "Well, then start loving yourself, so we can go back to work"
  • Leo: Crazy, Stupid Love // "Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!"
  • Virgo: Love, actually // "I love that word "relationship" Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?"
  • Libra: The Tourist // " Where I come from, the highest compliment they can offer a person is to say that they're down to earth, grounded. I hate it. It drives me nuts!"
  • Scorpio: Silver Linings Playbook // "You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining"
  • Sagittarius: Lost In Translation // "Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun"
  • Capricorn: Intolerable Cruelty // "I could have you disbarred for that"
  • Aquarius: Slumdog Millionaire // "When somebody asks me a question, I tell them the answer"
  • Pisces: (500) Days of Summer // "I need to know that you're not gonna wake up in the morning and feel differently"