valentine harris

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day : #2
  • Hufflepuff: "Hi, did it hurt?"
  • Slytherin: "What?"
  • Hufflepuff: "When you fell from heaven."
  • Slytherin: "Did you just call me Satan?"
  • Harry: Did you know I was a Horcrux?
  • Dumbledore: I had an inkling.
  • Harry: You don’t keep inklings to yourself! You share them! You’re like hey guy, I got an inkling you’re a Horcrux and you have to die! That’s what friends do, that’s common knowledge, it’s in the damn handbook!

hp quotes // “‘Oy, you! 'Arry Potter!’ shouted a particularly grim-looking dwarf, elbowing people out of the way to get to Harry.
Hot all over at the thought of being given a Valentine in front of a queue of first years, which happened to include Ginny Weasley, Harry tried to escape. The dwarf, however, cut his way through the crowd by kicking people’s shins, and reached him before he’d gone two paces.
'I’ve got a musical message to deliver to 'Arry Potter in person,’ he said, twanging his harp in a threatening sort of way.”

Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #5
  • Gryffindor: "I think I could make you very happy."
  • Slytherin: "Why? Are you leaving?"
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #8
  • Ravenclaw: "How much do you love me?"
  • Slytherin: "Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you."
  • Ravenclaw: "But it's morning."
  • Slytherin: "Exactly."
Valentines day

*slytherin brought roses for all her classmates and is handing them out*
Hufflepuff: woah you are being so nice!!!
Gryffindor: yea it’s kinda weird. Why are you being so sweet?
Slytherin: Because I’m a fucking nice person? Why is everyone so surprised??

  • Remus: *at the alter, checking his watch* I can't believe he's not here yet
  • Sirius: *dramatically throwing open the doors* THE GROOM IS HERE! I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER
  • Remus:
  • Remus: you were late on purpose just so you could say that, weren't you?
  • Sirius:
Shit Slytherins Say on Valentine's Day: #3
  • Gryffindor: "Where are you from? Heaven?"
  • Slytherin: "That's right, I'm a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick up line."
  • Ravenclaw: Valentine's Day isn't even a day about love anymore. I refuse to celebrate its commercialism and its ability to make single people feel invalid.
  • Their Partner: ...
  • Their Partner: I already made dinner reservations. Do you want to eat dinner?
  • Ravenclaw: ...yes...
  • Their Partner: Then let's go

I was thinking about Harry & Cho’s disastrous date and there was a post-it note next to my hand so… happy late valentines day!