valentine gifts for guys

The Weird Neighbour

by existentialcatwhiskers

Phan | Dan/Phil | 3.7k | Rated T for dan’s language

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Summary:  Dan has just moved into a new flat when he has an odd and awkward exchange with his new neighbour who then makes a YouTube video about it. Dan’s friend finds the video and sends it to Dan who vows to get his revenge by being the weirdest, strangest neighbour that this Phil guy would ever meet. Turns out he got more than revenge.

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I love you. See you later.

It was a simple recon mission and yet, the dangers still lurked in each corner. Hunk and Keith got paired up again, considering that they did and ace job in the last one with the Weblum.

The whole castle was at the hanger and Hunk was showered with hugs and encouragement while Shiro pulled Keith into a tight embrace. But this time was a little different because Lance joined in too. They have been paladins for a little more than a year now and after all that time, Lance had grown closer with his rival and that that bloomed into something lovelier; their bonds rooted on the beautiful mystery of love.

“Keith!” Lance threw his arms around Keith who was clad in his full paladin armor. “I’ll see you at dinner. I’m going to help Coran make it tonight so you better eat up!”

“Oh yeah?” Keith chuckled lowly. “Alright. Don’t overcook the beans like the last time.”

“My casserole was perfect, you ass!” Lance shoved him playfully but got straight to the point when he pressed a loving kiss on Keith’s lips. The whole hanger burst into wolf whistles except for Pidge who made gagging noises. Lance was sucked into those deep violet pools as Keith looked into his blue ones, a silent message passing between them;

‘I love you. See you later.’

And then, the yellow and red paladins were off along with the yellow lion of Voltron. Lance eagerly waved as they left from where he stood with the others in the hanger.

'I love you. See you later.’

But 4 vargas later, Hunk returned alone; broken and in tears. He fell to his knees in front of his best friend and the others while his hands clutched something tightly between them.

“I’m sorry.” Hunk wept. “I’m so sorry… I tried, but Keith…he… he…”

Lance was speechless and he felt his heart die a painful death when Hunk handed him Keith’s red helmet, the visor glass shattered. On the radio was a previous recording of Lance’s voice from another mission, repeating the same silent parting words they had earlier:

“I love you. See you later.”


Since I’m from the future, it’s already Feb 13 here. So, I made you guys this little pre-Valentine gift. I hope you like it. 

For my mom, @forsakenangel88 and my little sister @sir-schneeflocke and to my pain-loving friends: @shadowdarkleonidascrusade @deleriousfromcoffee @jackalopes-vld and to everyone else who like the senseless crap I write. 

anonymous asked:

Akatsuki reactions if they got a valentines present ?

(Anonymous? Or not? You got anonymous Valentine’s Day gifts. Would you guys be chill with me posting non-requested stuff here? Just sometimes, I promise I’m working on the stuff in the inbox. *drop kicks the inbox* Promise.)

Pein would be really flattered, but only inside. On the outside he’s a stoic as ever. He really wants to figure out who it is and how they managed to drop it off without anyone noticing.

Konan is inwardly screaming, but doesn’t express herself until she’s absolutely sure she’s alone. Then she’s very expressive. Jumping, giggling, staring at whatever she got in awe. This girl will hunt you down.

Kakuzu is very suspicious. Grateful, but … how did no one notice someone dropping this off by his door? He’s going to have to up the security. Again.

Hidan is very verbal, and everywhere with it. Flattered, boastful, trying-not-to-blush murder child. He’s going to show it off to everyone. And I do mean everyone.

This gift really strokes Kisame’s ego, and he’ll be on cloud nine for a while. Nothing will blow his mood, he’s definitely going to savor this present.

Itachi will make sure no one else knows he got anything, and will stare at it with a mixture of surprise and longing. For someone to do something this sweet, even if it was anonymously … he’s going to try to find you.

Sasori acts really disgusted, and will make sure everyone think’s he’s really annoyed by this. In reality, he’s only annoyed by the fact that his secret admirer is dutifully remaining secret.

Deidara acts like a dumb teenager. Weird giggling, soft blush, sparkling eyes, all that. He’s going to show off whatever he got, very elated at the romantic mystery of it all.

Zetsu is understandably torn about this. Black Zetsu wants to hunt you down and ask just why you would do something like this, White Zetsu would be flattered and respect whatever reasons you might have for being anonymous.

Tobi would act smug and show it off with his fluffy persona, but I think once his Obito persona came out, he’s hold it like it was glass and just stare at it for a while. Something in the middle of shocked, enraptured, and melancholy.

anonymous asked:

If you ever think you're school is weird just know that on Valentines day this year a girl in my class gave her friend a bag of her hair has a valentine everyone thought it was weird accept her it was honestly the weirdest thing i've ever witnessed (i'd also like to point out this was a senior that did this) so your school maybe weird but it will never be as weird as a girl giving a guy hair as a valentine gift

You gotta pick one, Caitlin

“Seventeen Reacts to when you give them a Valentine Gift” 

S.Coups:

Scoups is the type of boyfriend who literally overreacts to everything you do. You could trip and fall into his arms once and he’ll never it go, like ever. This is one of those times that he’ll always remind you about. He’s literally smiling so hard right now as you give him the gift and probably about to cry to be honest, but of course he’s trying to hold it back to keep his manly composer. 

Jeonghan:

He’s not too fazed by the fact that you gave him a valentines day gift because you guys always exchange gifts around this time. So all Jeonghan really does is smile, accept the gift, and exchange his gift to you. He’s very calm and chill at moments like this. Please don’t think he doesn’t appreciate these moments though because he really does!!! 

Joshua:

Joshua can’t really handle these cutesy moments, so you gotta give him a bit of time to process this. These moments literally fry his brain because they’re so adorable. He’s afraid of saying something dumb and ruining the moment, so the kids gotta take a breather or two before actually taking the gift from you and giving you his gift! 

Jun:

Jun is that one really cool boyfriend who doesn’t show his emotions in public when it comes to gifts, but when you guys get home he’s literally going to flip every table because you are absolutely too adorable to be alive. Like I don’t think you understand how happy and nervous you make him sometimes when you do small things like this. 

Hoshi:

Hoshi’s not even going to hide his emotions because you make him smile too hard to be honest. Hiding how happy right now as you give him his gift would be a complete SIN. All Hoshi can do as of this moment is smile like a doofus and try to spit out some cute words which turn into gibberish because he’s not functioning too well. i weubs you juagiya” 

Wonwoo:

Wonwoo is a mix of both the cute and cool boyfriend. He’s basically Jun and Hoshi combined. He tries to keep it calm, but he can’t help but just do smoochy faces at you. This is his way of showing how much he loves you in public rather than saying it and making others around you guys feel uncomfortable. /Smooch Smooch Smooch/ I love you I love you I love you” 

Woozi:

Woozi doesn’t really know hOW to respond to being given gifts like this kid is really awkward. He would kind of just take it in disbelief and question you Are you sure this is for me? Like really for me? Then after you confirm it, he’s not going to be able to stop smiling like a little nublet.  

DK:

Seokmin has a hard time receiving gifts because he feels bad you spent money on him, you feel? He feels that you guys should just show unconditional love with kisses and hugs and not gifts. He thinks that gifts don’t last long, so they aren’t worth it. Of course he accepts the gift happily, but he scolds you a bit. 

Mingyu:

Mingyu is the exact opposite, any kind of gift is gREAT to him. This puppy loves to receive and receive and occasionally give back. In this case he’s receiving and giving. After happily receiving his gift like the smoll excited puppy he is, it’s his turn to hand you his smoll gifts which consist of a bunch of cute snacks. 

The8:

Minghao would pretend to be surprised at first, but he knew you’d been planning to give him this gift all along and kept quiet about it! So instead of you surprising him, he surprises you with his own little gift hidden behind him which is just a small card and a bouquet of flowers. “ Baobei may not have been able to surprise me, but I surprised you~” 

Seungkwan:

Seungkwan kind of dies a little bit on the inside knowing you put so much effort into this moment. Like his heart is being penetrated by your sweet charms and he just kind of needs to take a seat because his legs are getting weak and jiggly like jelly. Jagiya, please don’t do this ever again. My heart is not strong enough for this~” 

Vernon:

He’s not even going to hide how happy he is right now because he wants you to know how much he appreciates you with just his facial expression. Your going to have to give Vernon a good one or two minutes before he’s actually capable of accepting your gift because right now he’s just in fits of smiling and weakness. 

Dino:

Dino’s really not able to do anything except look at you with loving eyes, He’s honestly just speechless because at this very moment he realizes how much you actually care about him. You went through your way just to give him a valentines day gift. Jagiya, do you know how amazing you are? Have I told told you how amazing you are? Do I need to tell you?” 

Hey kiddies!!!!!!!!!!!(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) Guess who’s finally updating after 1000000 years? That’s right Bubbles!!╭(♡・ㅂ・)و ̑̑ I know it’s been a long time since I’ve actually updated, but you guys ALL know my reason for not updating.。・+゚゚(うд´。)゚゚+・。 You guys know I don’t mean to not update, it’s just I’ve been so tired lately ahh.。゚(゚∩´﹏`∩゚)゚。 But for those of you new to the blog, whicH I WELCOME!!!!! 。゚.(*♡´◡` 人´◡` ♡*)゚ °・I’m taking two college classes along with my regular high school classes, so please do understand that it’s hard for me to update due to being so busy!! ○| ̄|_(OTL) But here is an update and I hope you guys all enjoy it!!!!!!!!! Have a nice weekend and stay healthy kiddies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

**Gifs are not mine! All Credit goes to the original makers, thank you!!**

MUNCHKIN LOVE

Hello everyone c: my ass was inspired by the secret valentine to do something for you guys. I WILL BE ALL OF YALLS VALENTINE LMAO. Here is my plan, I cant draw or edit I suck at everything in life but somehow I got the gift for writing. Now, here is my valentine gift for you guys :,) 

APPLICATIONS WILL RUN FROM TODAY TILL FEBRUARY 3RD 

Please email the application to mysticdaddies69@gmail.com

Application 

  • Your Name or URL
    • Preferred method of communication, email or Tumblr messaging 
  • Favorite Character 
  • Your idea for the one shot 
    • Please Include 
      • OPTION A: SFW 
      • OPTION B: NSFW 
        • LET ME KNOW YOUR KINKS SO I CAN GET REPRESENT YOU CORRECTLY
      • OPTION C: BOTH
  • Please include a brief summary of yourself so I can understand how is your personality 
    • you can include a picture so I know how you look like OR 
      You can tell me your features so I know how to construct my writing :)
    • ex: I have medium blonde hair and I am a bit chubby or I have long purple hair and I’m petite 

SAVIOR SAERAN: 

  • I will write a one shot based on your choosing for which ever character you want for Valentines day. YOU CAN ONLY CHOSE ONE CHARACTER. NO DOUBLE ENTRIES. Just tell me how you would like it (SFW or NSFW) or a bit of both (warning the NSFW WILL NOT BE HIGHLY DETAILED).
  • YOU HAVE THE OPTION to tell me your hair color, eye color, body shape and everything :) I will email you your own person one shot :) 
    • the one shot that I will put on Tumblr will have the fill in the blanks so your identity can be safe :) 
      • if you pick the option for NSFW 
        • please don’t be afraid to tell me your kinks so I can write them out for you 
          • ;) 

MUNCHKINS (WHICH IS YALL)

  • Okay, y'all can submit or email me anything you guys want LMAO 
    • IT CAN BE 
      • ART ( it can be a stick figure ill be happy) 
        • it can be me with one of my favs 
        • it can be anything
      • A ONE SHOT FOR ME/ POEMS/ LOVE LETTERS/SONG
        • Characters I love are Saeran, Jumin, Zen, V :) Those are my favs. 
      • AMV’S 
        • I love Pokemon okay especially ALAIN!!!! AAAHHHH 
          • or Steven Stone 
            • PLEASE NO MARIN IM SORRY I JUST DONT LIKE HER 
        • Yuri on Ice 
          • im a slut for victuuri 
          • I am in love with Otabek Atlin 
      • EDITS 
        • FUCK ME UP ON WALLPAPERS BITCH 
          • GIVE ME YURI ON ICE SHIT 
          • GIVE ME MAKKACHIN ANYTHING
          • GIVE ME ALAIN WALL PAPERS MY ***** IS WETT 
          • STEVEN STONE 
          • OR ANYTHING 

NOTE: IF YOU GUYS NOTICE YOU CANNOT MAKE IT ON TIME FOR THE DEADLINE WHICH IS VALENTINES DAY TO GIVE ME MY GIFT PLEASE LET ME KNOW I CAN WORK OUT A TIME FOR OUR EXCHANGE. IF YOU KNOW YOU WILL FLAKE PLEASE DO NOT ENTER. I AM DOING THIS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW THEY CAN DO IT FOR SURE.

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE ME YOUR ORIGINAL WORK. DO NOT STEAL SOMEONE ELSE ART AND SUBMIT IT TO ME AS YOUR OWN :)