[Leo is sick]

Piper: [holding a bowl of soup] Come on, you need to eat something.

Leo: Too weak… to hold… bowl.

Piper: [sighs] Fine, I’ll feed you.

[Piper feeds him soup]

Leo: [spits it out] Ouchie in my mouth!

[Piper blows on soup before trying to feed him]

Leo: I don’t want it! I want ice cream!

Piper: No, you’re not having ice cream for dinner just because you’re sick!

Leo: But my throat hurts!

Piper: No!

Leo: I hate you!

[Piper starts getting up]

Leo: No! Don’t leave me!

to all those percy jackson fan girls...

… who slay history class with their big knowledge of greek and roman mythology
… who get weird stares because of their SPQR or Camp Halfblood T-Shirts or clay necklaces
… who do about 1000 tests to find out their godly parent
… who, after doing that test, draw the symbol of their godly patent literally everywhere
… who still read the books even though their friends tell them that they are for kids
… who will burn every percy jackson movie they can find
… who will fight you if you underrate Annabeth Chase because “she has no powers”
… who are sometimes sad that nico di Angelo is gay, because they would never have a chance to be with him even if he existed
… who have 100000 ships
… who are shy nerds at school but very confident and popular on tumblr/Instagram

You go girl, because one day we all will meet up and build our own Camp Halfblood!

the seven and their senior quotes (plus nico & reyna)

Annabeth: “I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake.”

Percy: “Don’t put anything stupid for your senior quote.” -Mom

Hazel: “No.” - Rosa Parks

Piper: “Just because you’re trash don’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”

Leo: “The thing is, for me to say I wasn’t a genius, I would just be lying to you and myself.” -Kanye West

Jason: “Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.” -Uncle Iroh

Frank: “Goodbye, everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”

Nico: “If you like pineapple on pizza, I hope you like pineapple on your children’s graves because you’re weak, your bloodline is weak, and you will not survive the winter.”

Reyna: “Just pronounce my name right and give me my diploma.”

How Many Chapters

The results are in for How Many Chapters!

(This is a thing I just made up. I tallied up how many chapters each character gets in their POV for The Heroes Of Olympus. Here’s what I got):

Percy Jackson in first with a clean 50,
Runner-up is Leo Valdez with 48,
And third place goes to Piper McLean with her 43 chapters.

Next top six:
Jason Grace–40
Annabeth Chase–35
Hazel Levesque–28
Frank Zhang–24
Nico di Angelo–16
Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano–12

I hate it when greek mythology comes up in and people ask why i know so much about it and i have to pretend that my entire knowledge of Greek Mythology did not come from Percy Jackson and the Olympians, written by Rick Riordan