valdangelo

The struggle is real

Fanfic: has fluff

Me: That’s cute and all but where is the smut

Fanfic: has smut

Me: That’s hot and all but where is the fluff

Fanfic: has fluff + smut

Me: But where is the angst

Fanfic: has fluff + smut + angst

Me: Yes this is perfect-

Fanfic: last updated in 2005

My favorite things in a fanfiction

• When one sits on the others lap for any non-sexual reason.
• One of them is cooking and the other wraps their arms around their waist.
• Comfort cuddles
• When one of them is insecure and the other refuses to let them think of themselves that way.
When one of them is an angry ball of rage and will only be calm and happy when their s/o is around.
• Band AUs.
Kissing and then being picked up so their legs are wrapped around the others waist.
One of them is a jock and will always give their team jacket to the other.
• 5 + 1 (these depend on the topic).
• Comfort during an anxiety/panic attack.
• Coffeeshop AUs.
• Morning cuddling.
College AUs
Small one wearing tall one’s clothes.
When one of them is asexual and the other one hundred percent respects that and will do anything to make them feel comfortable.
• Sick fics.
• Saying “I love you” without directly saying it.
High school AUs.
• Friends playing matchmaker.
• Falling for the best friends brother/sister
• WHEN NEITHER OF THEM DIE.
• Youtuber AUs.
• One is a cinnamon roll that needs protection and the other is a brutal rebel and if anyone hurts their cinnamon roll they will destroy them (if you’re familar with my posts, you know how much I love this one).
• Meeting the parents and the parents are so accepting of the relationship.
• Friends noticing hickies and embarrassment ensues.
• Jealousy
• Saying their first “I love you”.
• Height difference cuteness where one of them is super short and their s/o will always pick them up to make them eye level.
• When they get locked in and that forces them to confess.
• Sloppy make outs.
When the relationship is already established.
When one of them comes back from a long trip and the other one picks them up from the airport/train station/bus stop and they have a big reunion scene.
When one of them is scared to fall in love but ends up loving the other too much and so when they kiss for the first time they just say “fuck it” and freaking go for it.

• (since I keep seeing people add it and I enjoy it on occasion as well) Fake dating. 

And that’s it so far. I’ll most likely add more to this list later. Feel free to add your own. : )

Also I made this to help out any struggling fanfic writers, hope you like the ideas.

okay so you know the soulmate au where on your 21st birthday you wake up in your soulmate’s body? imagine if you were dating someone for a long time and on your birthday you wake up and you’re in their apartment so you’re like “yes it’s them!!!” and then you look in a mirror and you’re in the body of their roommate

“Don’t move! Yes, yes. That’s perfect, Nico. Hold that pose.”

Older Nico di Angelo commission for KelseyAh! I’m so happy I got to draw my boy, The Underworld Prince. Look at him, so clueless lol. Redbubble

Major Character Death Fics

Me: *Reading a fic that was tagged as fluff and enjoying myself immensely*
Fic: *Half of the ship dies painfully*
Me: *Looks back up at the tags*
Fic: *Is tagged as major character death, angst and mild fluff*
Me: Okay…….I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

  • leo *showing nico a meme*: ahah look at this
  • nico: what does that mean
  • leo: uhm... nothing, it's just funny
  • nico: how
  • leo: you see. there's this sentence on top, and the image under it that makes the text funny
  • nico: I still do not get it.
  • leo: oh. okay. so. it says... "when someone steals your food", and then the image of this cartoon character who is about to punch someone in the face
  • nico: so?
  • leo *takes a deep breath*: okay. I'll try again... you see this dude? he is very angry and he's reacting to people stealing their food. his facial expression is hilarous. don't you relate?
  • nico: no one ever tried to steal my food.
  • leo *blinks*: ... you know what nevermind
  • nico *hours later, in front of a camera, recording himself*: I knew that meme. I love it. I just like lo look at leo struggling.
Imagine Your OTP
  • Person C: (shipping B + A very hard)
  • Person D: Truth or Dare?
  • Person B: Dare.
  • Person D: Ah jeez... I'm no good at dares.
  • Person C: Just dare them to kiss someone. (Pointedly glancing at Person A)
  • Person D: I dare you... To... Kiss C!
  • Person C: (with face in hands) This is not what I meant.

Family: Why are you always on your phone? What are you doing that’s so interesting? Do you have a boyfriend?
Me, internally: Abort mission!!!!!abortabortabortabortabort!!!
Me, externally: Um….no I….it’s just…..memes and….stuff….its Facebook……my friends text me sometimes…..I read a lot of ebooks…..uh….yeah.
Me, internally: Nailed it. *high fives myself*