val marie

I just realized i never posted the finished version of this!! I hope you guys still like dream daddy👽👉👆👉👆👉👆👉 


NEVER trust anybody!
    part 1  /  part 2 

Dream Daddy HCs

~ Hugo and his ex split up due to different opinions on how to raise Ernest. They only ever really agreed on literature.

~ Ernest started calling Hugo by his first name because his other dad referred to him as such when talking about him, saying “Hugo” instead of “Your dad”

~ Craig and Ashely split up due to his being busy all the time. She got tired of being squeezed into his schedule.

~ Mary and Damien were gal pals before he started transitioning. He came out to her first.

~ Anytime Ernest has a crush or a problem, he doesn’t tell Hugo because he doesn’t want to talk to him.

~ Craig and Ashley got married but he didn’t get his act together until the twins.

~ Lucien and Ernest talk about their dads and their weird obsessions.

~ Robert used to tell Val all about cryptics and other things when she was little. She used to believe him and some of them scared her.

~ Robert and Val both love pineapple on pizza.

~ Joseph and Mary are fully aware of how ironic their names are. 

~ Mat and Rosa played music for Carmencita when she was little.

~ Mat lets Carmencita drink de caff coffee.

~ Brian worries about Daisy and her social skills.

~ Joseph assumes that Robert and Mary are sleeping together.

~ Mary is not the most nurturing mother but she will protect and atacc.

~ Amanda only ever got drunk the one time.

~ Craig practically lives off of snorting protein powder.

~ Mat and Molly occasionally get high together.

~ Molly is Lucien’s in between guy.

~ Damien and Lucien build a nest of pillows and blankets and watch movies together.
~ Craig lays around the house in Nike shorts and it traumatizes the girls
~ Brian hates sushi.

oh don’t do it oh my god
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Looking for people to follow

Just made a new blog for my love of craig cahn (i would die for him) and i need more people to follow so if you post anything about:

-craig cahn
-damien bloodmarch
-hugo vega
-mat sella
-brian harding
-joseph christiansen
-robert small
-or ddadds stuff in general

please reblog this post and I’ll go follow you!!!!

thank you so much

updated ddadds ask blog “masterlist”

I 1000% guarantee I’ll miss someone. So if I missed you and you want on the list, come yell at me. Private messages work better than commenting on here to get onto the list.  And if you’re on the list and want off of it, also come yell at me.

Robert small




@daddycryptid (unsure if ask blog or rp blog)









Brier and Hazel
















Christian and Christie



@theeldestchris (possibly no longer active)

@momlostcrishagain (possibly inactive)




















@ xx-lucien-xx

(I know there’s at least 6 of us, who am I missing?!)




@ sella-coffee


























The dogs


Cryptid blogs 



special mention

@fruit-bat-aaron who is @askvampirialbloodmarch second adoptive son