vajiggle

High School vs. Now

If my crush doesn’t like me back

High school:

Now:

Crew neck sweaters

High school:

Now:

Getting a grader lower than an A

High school:

Now:

Self-tanner and acrylic nails

High school:

Now:

Alcohol

High school:

Now:

If my crush likes me back

High school:

Now:

anonymous asked:

Write me some hardcore makorra smut

Korra reached down and grabbed Mako’s dingledangle, stroking it from base to tip as she leaned forward to whisper, “I want you to put your peen in my vajiggle.”
And so Mako happily obliged and thrust his hardened mansausage into her damp love cave over and over again and it was so hot and steamy that they both suffocated and died because the room wasn’t properly ventilated. The end.

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Hearing Walken say “vajiggle jaggle” is so worth making it through the obnoxious host.