vajazzle

Could you just imagine?
  • Operator: "hello, 911, what's your emergency?"
  • Me: "HELP! MY HUSBAND WAS GIVING ME ORAL AND SWALLOWED A LOT OF MY VAJAZZLE REINSTONES! I THINK HE'S CHOKING TO DEATH!"
  • Operator: "ma'am, why did you get a vajazzle?"
  • Me: "it was his birthday! it was a cat!"
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Just Noel’s “Roger Moore voice” cracks me up every time