“She wished he’d stop touching her. Not because she didn’t like it but because she liked it far too much. It made her hunger for things that could never be hers. And if someone went hungry for too long, they started to starve. Started to hurt.”
Join show hosts Felicia Day, Veronica Belmont, Kiala Kazebee & Bonnie Burton for this month’s episode of Vaginal Fantasy Book Club Show on SEPT 2nd at 7pm Pacific Time for the live hangout on Geek & Sundry! We’ll be discussing the books “He, She and It” by Marge Piercy and “The Silver Metal Lover” by Tanith Lee!
Vampires & Booze! Watch the latest episode of #VaginalFantasy Book Club on Geek & Sundry! Hosts Felicia Day, Veronica Belmont, Bonnie Burton & Kiala Kazebee discuss “Guilty Pleasures” by Laurell K Hamilton! Plus let us know what YOU would name a vampire nightclub in the comments below!
Hosts Felicia Day, Bonnie Burton, Veronica Belmont, Kiala Kazebee talk about the books "The Other Boelyn Girl" by Philippa Gregory (main pick) and “Endless Knight” by Kresley Cole (alt pick) on the November edition of Vaginal Fantasy Romance Book Club Show on Geek & Sundry! Booze! Royals! Witches and more!
Felicia Day, Veronica Belmont, Kiala Kazebee and Bonnie Burton drink whiskey and chat about sexy men in kilts as we review our book choices for January - Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (main book pick) & In Bed with a Highlander by Maya Banks (alt book)
@sirinial oh yes!!! Wonderful. I was SO invested in the first one in binged it in a couple days. But i loved the protag so much i couldn’t handle the new one even though it still seemed good.. It was… Too soon? I will get the last two though as soon as i can sneak more buying books under my hubs nose……
Just curious…. How did you discover N K Jemisin?… Mine was through Felicia Day’s bookclub “Vaginal Fantasy” (i happened to catch a meeting where they talked about hundred thousand kingdoms and decided to give it a read… You are the FIRST person to ever tell me they read it!!! So Im sooooooooo excited that you are here and that you’re excited!!!)
NEW Vaginal Fantasy Book Club Show Episode!! Hosts Felicia Day, Veronica Belmont, Bonnie Burton & Kiala Kazebee discuss the Feb. books “A Girl’s Guide to Vampires” and “Undead & Unwed.” Vampires, awkward sex, immortality death tests and more!
Vaginal Fantasy Book Club board game design - - I half-jokingly told Bonnie Burton last week that I wanted to design the VF board game they joked about on their last show. And then of course I couldn’t stop the ideas from coming. The sketch above and the rules below happened in a single flood of creativity. I stopped before it became time-consuming.
GOAL: Be the first to read ALL THE SMUT.
2 to 4 players
Play as Felicia, Veronica, Bonnie or Kiala. Move around the board at the roll of the die, visiting the book stores, collecting sci-fi & fantasy romance novels. The first to collect 100 books wins.
GAMEPLAY: Place your gamepiece at your home in one of the corners. Shuffle cards, place deck face down in center of board. Players take turns drawing cards from top of deck until each has 4 (or 5?) cards, high roller draws first. High roller moves first, play continues clockwise. Move around the board clockwise. Follow instructions on the spaces as you land on them. Collect 10 books each time you land on Book Faire. You can only collect when you land on exact count.
SPACES: Several book stores with various amounts of books to collect on each landing. Other shops that can boost collections or cause distractions, etc.
CARDS: One card must be played before each move (or after?), not counting the first move. Player chooses which card to play, unless a new card says otherwise. Played cards are removed from the game, and one card is drawn as a replacement.
Character-specific cards can only be played against that character. If you draw your own, you must hold it.
Booster cards - Surprise visit from Gail Simone! Double next haul! Jill Pantozzi retweets you! Double next haul! Wil Wheaton lets you win! Add 4 books! Vag-Fans come through! 10 books by mail! Team Unicorn to the rescue! Add 10 books! Go directly to Book Faire! Collect 10 books! etc…
Distraction cards - Big sale on tiny wine! Lose a turn! Convention in Australia! Lose a turn! Nathan Fillion visits! Lose a turn! Lose 4 books! BECAUSE OF REASONS! Taxidermy Shop! Bonnie loses a turn! “I Keep Falling Asleep!” Veronica loses a turn! Tentacle Porn! Felicia loses a turn! Giant Raccoon! Kiala loses a turn! COUNTRY MUSIC ruins all gaming everywhere forever! Felicia loses a turn! etc…
Sabotage cards - Steal 2 books from next player Steal 2 books from ANY player Steal 2 books from Felicia, Bonnie (etc.) Altruism Attack! Give 4 books to any player. Feeling Guilty! Give 4 books to any player. Caught stealing books! Lose 2 turns AND 4 books! Stop Hitting Yourself! Force another player use their own character card against themselves. etc…
Self-Destruction cards - Play one Distraction or Sabotage card against yourself on next turn, or next time you draw one.
Protection cards - Nullify next negative action against you. REFLECT next negative action against you. Make it happen to the THEM!
SLEEPOVERS - A Sleepover happens when two or more players occupy a house. One of three things may happen:
1) If the owner of the house is not present, the occupiers temporarily pool their cards and play one card against each of the remaining players. 2) If the owner of the house IS present, she will take one card of her choosing from each of the occupiers. 3) If all players are present, all may trade cards if they wish. Any number of cards may be traded, as long as each player retains the same number of cards.
You’ll notice that some of the spaces are only accessible by passing through somebody’s house. This was a consequence of the shapes I drew, which gave rise to the idea about Sleepovers.
Anyway, I have a few more ideas, mostly about cards, but that’s about it.
My ideas don’t include enough reference to the sci-fi/fantasy/smut elements of the club itself. So, other VF fans! Please add details of your own!
(Again, I did NOT design the VF logo!)
P.S. - I also made this quick box design graphic. Very 90s!